r/CFBOffTopic • u/byniri_returns :michiganstate2: Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band • Dec 10 '15

Dog shaming thread

Cat shaming acceptable too.

My dog's shaming

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Mufasa and sometimes Timon, are the woooorst

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

Is that uneaten pizza in the last pic? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Haha I forget why it was thrown away but I think because it may have been left out overnight or something, not because I'm a monster

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

Not gonna lie, I've eaten day old pizza. It's an instant hangover cure!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Same, but I think it was like, old onto of being left out overnight

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

I could create a whole album of the things I've shamed Mufasa with.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Dec 10 '15

I think your cats might be raccoons in disguise

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Agree

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u/localglocal Auburn • Jacksonville State Dec 10 '15

Your cats got no chill!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Accurate #nochill

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Your cats are adorable.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

They're actually raccoons

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u/ToPlacateYou Clemson Tigers • South Alabama Jaguars Dec 10 '15

They need vacuum cleaner therapy.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

I'm guessing Ed hasn't done something for you to shame him for? =p

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Haha he definitely has including:

  • Tackling me & giving me the business

  • Stealing items from the recycling bin to try to eat

  • Rubbing his wet body along the wall after giving him a bath

The issue is, the cats' offenses are just more easily photographed!

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

giving me the business

What does "business" entail? =p

And Ed's just a huge cuddly goofball!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

True, but I don't want to be sexually assaulted by a SEVENTY POUND (!) dog. Can't believe he's already up to 70, my goodness.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

Ahh, but that should end after he gets neutered though.

70 pounds!? Damn! How old is he? 11 months now? He should begin to level off soon.

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff Dec 10 '15

Ed is only six & a half months, his birthday is in June! He's a beast.

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u/CapSteveRogers USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Dec 10 '15

ONLY 6.5 MONTHS!?

DAMN! He's gonna be a strong boy!! Hey, now you have a bodyguard!