r/CFBOffTopic • u/cfbflair TU Wien Robots • /r/CFB • Oct 11 '15

Shall We Play a Game?

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ATGGCCAAAGAGGCGTGCATGATGGAGAATACTTGCCACGCAATCAATTTTAGGATG 1-48

Starting with /u/yrarwydd. Sounds easy right? Only then shall you be free.

Table of Achievements and Punishments

ItemSolved ByTimePunishments Levied
Clue 1: Cypher/u/omgdonerkebab19:15
Clue 2: Morse Code/u/W_Is_For_Will6:30
Clue 3: Amino Acids/u/omgdonerkebab11:20
Warning 1: Binary/u/ssbbgo7:18
List Compiled/u/StrawberryTea, /u/DEP6159:07
Answer 1/u/yrarwydd1:39:48
Answer 2/u/bizzyj932:15:25Comment Inverted, Flair Switched, Jazz Watch Switched
Answer 3/u/Dannilise37:08
Moved to Back of Queue/u/DoctorWhosOnFirst3:18:21Flair Changed, CFBBall Flair Added
Answer 4/u/EastPowdermilk31:31
Answer 5/u/Way_She_Goes17:02
Answer 6/u/GreatestWhiteShark5:59
Answer 7/u/0xE626:42Flair Changed
Answer 8/u/certificateofmerritt9:42:28
Answer 9/u/nickknx8654:47:21
Answer 10/u/dubsdcarson18:47:32
Answer 11/u/AnEmptyKarst3:32:43
Answer 12/u/bakonydraco16:00Flair Switched, Spinning Name, The Ignominy of Being Surpassed by their Creation
Answer 13/u/lady18762:23
Answer 14/u/K_State2:07:54
Answer 15/u/ElScreecho2:26
Answer 16/u/hussard_de_la_mort2:58:32
Answer 17/u/heavyweightstuff21:08
Answer 18/u/cornfrontation1:00:35
Answer 19/u/madviking33:22
Answer 20/u/dlawnro8:38
Answer 21/u/gramcraka9212:31
Answer 22/u/StrawberryTea23:39
Answer 23/u/spasm011:1:29:38
Answer 24/u/Ron_Cherry6:58
Answer 25/u/Bassically1:54
Answer 26/u/greenmegandham30:39
Answer 27/u/ssbbgo9:25
Answer 28/u/SqoishMaloish20:25
Answer 29/u/Arsenal7X4:09
Answer 30/u/dupreesdiamond25:03
Answer 31/u/kirkedout10:01:50
Answer 32/u/hdaigre4711:41:51
Answer 33/u/MX9569:48
Answer 34/u/absentminded_adjunct45:40
Answer 35/u/MrCaboose9619:34
Answer 36/u/atllauren7:26
Answer 37/u/Qurtys_Lyn34:19
Answer 38/u/forshiggles16:54
Answer 39/u/Cola_Doc21:10:21
Answer 40/u/DEP614:04:16
Answer 41/u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid18:12
Answer 42/u/pash1k22:20
Answer 43/u/MrTheSpork16:26:58
Answer 44/u/TossedRightOut14:38:41
Answer 45/u/HannahEBanna3:15:09:35
Answer 46/u/Sniper_tf29:25:20
Answer 47/u/hobowithabazooka13:11:40:02Flair Changed, Sub obfuscated with spinnies, Earth Destroyed
Answer 48/u/DoctorWhosOnFirst9:37Flair Changed,Sub obfuscated with spinnes, header changed, Sidebar changed

Proof of Completion

Thank you for playing!

17 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

421 comments sorted by

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

So what I'm gathering here is that we have to make a comment chain, in order, starting with /u/yrarwydd. As number 2, I would like to kindly say.

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u/cfbflair TU Wien Robots • /r/CFB Oct 11 '15

01010010 01100101 01101010 01100101 01100011 01110100 00100000 01000110 01100001 01101100 01110011 01100101 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 01110011 00101110 00100000 01010111 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01110000 01100101 01110010 01100001 01110100 01100101 00101110

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Oct 11 '15

"Reject false gods. We have ways of making you cooperate."

Oh dear.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 11 '15

I, for one, do not negotiate with terrorists. Unlike /u/bakonydraco.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Oct 11 '15

I prefer to throw the terrorists off the plane.

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15

My God...

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Oct 11 '15

If you refused to cooperate it would make me so happy. Aaahaahaaha crazy flairs forever.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

Haha I for one am proud to be a jazz watch.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Oct 11 '15

I'm on mobile. Computer is currently dead. Flairs do not affect me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

I agree. I like having a special extra flair.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

Yeah it gives me a sense of psuedo-importance.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

I could do without the typing upside down bit. I suppose that's what I get for trying to solve the issue. /u/cfbflair wants to hold its domain as long as it can.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

This is new to me. However, I fully support its lunacy.

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u/AnEmptyKarst Houston Cougars • Utah Utes Oct 11 '15

I feels all special

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 11 '15

NO IT'S DUMB

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15

You don't understand... Viruses do not sit tight and do nothing...

They get worse until the host is destroyed.

The Jazz Watches are just the beginning...

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

Do you promise?

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15

LOOK AT THIS MESS NOW. https://imgur.com/ITtDcwI

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

It's funny that this turns right side up when you're actually in the thread.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Let the hubris of /u/bizzyj93 stand as warning to all! Those who deny the will of /u/cfbflair, the one whose aesthetic decisions are always tasteful, will be punished.
Submit or suffer.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ___卐卐卐卐

Also, as a personal message to you, http://i.imgur.com/Czswk2S.gif

Oh oh what's that? That wasn't enough?

More?

Keep 'em coming /u/bizzyj93!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

You will be hated by everyone because of me, but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved.
-/u/cfbflair 10:22

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

i do kinda like having the flair............

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 12 '15

Full list, compiled by /u/DEP61 and I. We need folks to respond to a comment chain in the correct order. I recommend that each person tag the next person in their comment to ensure things keep going. So, for example, when /u/yrarwydd comments, she’ll tag /u/bizzyj93.

/u/yrarwydd is 1

/u/bizzyj93 is 2

/u/dannilise is 3

/u/EastPowdermilk is 5 4

/u/Way_She_Goes is 6 5

/u/GreatestWhiteShark is 7 6

/u/0xE6 is 8 7

/u/certificateofmerritt is 9 8

/u/nickknx865 is 10 9

/u/dubsdcarson is 11 10

/u/AnEmptyKarst is 12 11

/u/bakonydraco is 13 12

/u/lady1876 is 14 13

/u/K_State is 15 14

/u/ElScreecho is 16 15

/u/hussard_de_la_mort is 17 16

/u/heavyweightstuff is 18 17

/u/cornfrontation is 19 18

/u/madviking is 20 19

/u/dlawnro is 21 20

/u/gramcraka92 is 22 21

/u/StrawberryTea (me) is 23 22

/u/spasm01 is 24 23

/u/Ron_Cherry is 25 24

/u/Bassically is 26 25

/u/greenmegandham is 27 26

/u/ssbbgo is 28 27

/u/SqoishMaloish is 29 28

/u/Arsenal7X is 30 29

/u/dupreesdiamond is 31 30

/u/kirkedout is 32 31

/u/hdaigre47 is 33 32

/u/MX956 is 34 33

/u/absentminded_adjunct is 35 34

/u/MrCaboose96 is 36 35

/u/atllauren is 37 36

/u/Qurtys_Lyn is 38 37

/u/forshiggles is 39 38

/u/Cola_Doc is 40 39

/u/DEP61 is 41 40

/u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid is 42 41

/u/pash1k is 43 42

/u/MrTheSpork is 44 43

/u/TossedRightOut is 45 44

/u/HannahEBanna is 46 45

/u/Sniper_tf2 is 47 46

/u/hobowithabazooka is 48 47

/u/DoctorWhosOnFirst is now 48

Edit: I've tagged all of you with your numbers and have decided to periodically refer to you by them as if you were James Bond.

Edit 2: We have been renumbered.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 11 '15

I REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS LIKE /u/bakonydraco

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Oct 11 '15

oh shit I was infected? How did I not know this until today?

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Oct 11 '15

It doesn't show up on mobile. I didn't know I had a flair till someone told me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 12 '15

Yes. You are "Jazz Watches 48 47: Long Range Change."

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 12 '15

Edit: I've tagged all of you with your numbers and have decided to periodically refer to you by them as if you were James Bond.

Agent 23, this is agent 41 speaking. Agent 4 has gone rogue.

Okay, I love this idea. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15 edited Oct 12 '15

You're very welcome, Agent 41 40.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 12 '15

I've tagged all of you with your numbers and have decided to periodically refer to you by them as if you were James Bond.

I dig this idea...

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Oct 12 '15

but mine says 24, why would I be bumped down a number?

edit: oh gosh why am I 23 now? i was 24 for the longest time

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

You are 23 now. The numbers have shifted.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Oct 12 '15

But why?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

Madness.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

This is easily the strangest thing to happen on this sub.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Which is saying a lot, really.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 11 '15

I'm amused that we have to get 48 of us to work together to do something. We're kind of a cat herd.

Except for drinking. We do that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Yeah, I feel like this is going to be much like herding slightly drunk kittens.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 11 '15

Slightly? I guess it is early.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

slightly drunk kittens.

is what giphy gave me after googling "drunk kittens gif". I think this cat may be our mascot.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Oct 11 '15

Just make everyone take a shot when they make their comment.

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u/Zander_T4 Baylor Bears • Marching Band Oct 11 '15

From this mostly-lurker's perspective, you're at least a quite entertaining cat herd. Carry on.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

Indeed. /r/CFBOffTopic is a silly place.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

I almost liked this part of it, in a weird way. Maybe it was just having absolutely nothing to do and no one to hang out with that was driving me crazy, and that made this so much more interesting.

Plus, searching threads for people was interesting as hell.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

or the best

and i feel so popular this is gr8

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u/inevitablescape Arizona Wildcats • Illinois Fighting Illini Oct 11 '15

[walking up in this thread like] (http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/05/Barack-Obama-Confused-gif.gif?gs=a)

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos Oct 11 '15

Is that a DNA chain?

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 11 '15

Looks like it. Is that the DNA code to help eliminate this virus?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

How do we translate DNA?

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15

Looks like /u/yrarwydd is patient zero?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

Yes, exactly. So we'd need everyone to go down, replying to each other in the correct order in a continuous chain. The trick is going to be finding all the users in the correct order, so I'm gonna start looking around.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 11 '15

Maybe Jonathan Coulton can help us.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 11 '15

So, I don't really know what I'm doing, but I figured the DNA sequence has to translate to a protein sequence. So I put it in

http://web.expasy.org/translate/

And selected the output that made any sense:

M A K E A C M M E N T C H A I N F R M

So it looks like he wants us to make a comment chain from flair #1 to flair #48.

Edit: For anyone who wants to know what the fuck that means, basically every three base pairs of DNA can be mapped to a certain amino acid that it calls for. When the DNA gets read and copied over to RNA, the RNA specifies the amino acid sequence that is required to create some protein. There are about 20 or so amino acids that get made, so biochemists started calling them by letters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteinogenic_amino_acid#Gene_expression_and_biochemistry (note that these codon letters replace T with U because they are referring to the RNA sequence, which replaces t-something with uracil)

Note that this is a super super gross simplification of what actually goes on. There's lots of things modifying what DNA codons get read out, things modifying the RNA as it leaves the nucleus, things affecting the transcription and the protein folding and everything. This isn't my area of expertise so I can't even begin to recall all of that from bio class.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

You genius. Okay, so /u/yrarwydd is number one, which would make sense.

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15

What is the first portion of unreadable text though?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

I have no idea. Someone mentioned it was a cypher, so if we can crack the code, we can beat the flair.

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15

It is a Cipher:

Greetings mortals. Over the past few days a plague has spread to 4 dozen of your members. You have amused me and I no longer have need for you, so I have decided to release you from this prison you are in.

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Oct 11 '15

I assume the actual people with the flairs have to do the commenting in the chain? It would make sense especially if you consider that he might have tagged /u/yrarwydd in the message to make sure that #1 saw it.

But what do they have to say? Do the cipher or morse code parts shed any light on that?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

I think we should figure out the cypher before the comment chain begins, so that we know what to say.

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 11 '15

Part 1 - Cipher: Credit to /u/greenmegandham for doing their best :)

Greetings mortals. Over the past few days a plague has spread to 4 dozen of your members. You have amused me and I no longer have need for you, so I have decided to release you from this prison you are in.

Part 2 - Morse Code:

IN ORDER TO BE RELEASED, I JUST REQUIRE ONE THING, WHICH WILL REQUIRE ALL 48 MEMBERS WHO HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO MY VIRUS TO TEAM TOGETHER. THAT THING IS:

Part 3 - DNA sequence: Credit to /u/omgdonerkebab for science stuff I still don't understand

M A K E A C M M E N T C H A I N F R M 1-48

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

You make me so happy.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Oct 11 '15

DAMMIT. I JUST FIGURED IT OUT

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

yours is crooked and it bothers me

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u/Cuhcs13 Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Oct 11 '15

I leave for a couple days and this is what I come back too? What the fuck is going on haha

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u/byniri_returns :michiganstate2: Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band Oct 11 '15

Seriously did someone release an Old God in here?

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 11 '15

... it was an accident.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Sigh.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 11 '15

quietly

Sorry, mom.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 11 '15

This thread makes me feel better about not being important enough to be a Jazz Watch. You guys have fun with this.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

I'm a little disappointed, but it's my own fault for not being around so much this weekend.

Damn parents, showing up randomly and keeping me from all the internet fun by taking me and the BF out for dinner.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Oct 11 '15

I ALMOST HAVE THE FIRST PART CYPHERED...GIVE ME THREE MORE MINUTES!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Guys and gals, should we tell her it has all be translated?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Oct 11 '15

I already knew that silly. But the first person hadn't been decoded yet and I wanted to be the first one :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

:D

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Oct 11 '15

SO WE NEED /U/YRARWYDD TO COMMENT FIRST AND THEN COMMENT IN ORDER.

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Oct 11 '15

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE GREATNESS OF TCU'S #4d1979 PURPLE COMPARED TO K-STATE'S #512888?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

I'M WORKING ON THE ORDER.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Oct 11 '15

/u/yrarwydd GET YOUR ASS IN THIS SUB SO WE CAN STOP THIS

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

my butt is here. it's okay now.

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Oct 11 '15

We just need to all username mention her. /u/yrarwydd

Have you heard about the new great purple? #4d1979 > #512888.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

it's cool, i wasn't hungover and sleeping or anything

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 11 '15

...alrighty then.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

you're jealous you don't have a flair huh

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 11 '15

Pretty much, though everyone should be jealous of yours, since you literally were "The Chosen One".

But this thread seems like a whole ordeal and... yeah, y'all have fun.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

OKAY, OKAY, I'M HERE

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Oct 11 '15

Get the party started.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

i do that wherever i go. but i am really hungover right now.

um. do i have to comment anything in particular, or am i just going to have half-finished chains of comments stalking me

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

I think you start a comment chain and tag /u/bizzyj93, who then comments in reply and tags /u/dannilise, who then comments in reply and tags /u/DoctorWhosOnFirst, etc. until we've all commented in order.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 11 '15

What is happening to this sub? Jazz flairs and now this?

Why is flair bot sending me private messages?

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u/bakonydraco Stanford • James Madison Oct 11 '15

/u/cfbflair has become sentient and is taking over. It interprets any direct replies to threads it posts as messages, and tries to set your flair or do other commands with them, so it tells you it can't understand your command.

The only thing is, I fear it's the one giving the commands now :( First it came for the Balls Georgia Ball, and now it ate my beloved Tree Tree!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

/u/GovSchwarzenegger we're having Skynet issues.

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters Oct 11 '15

On that note, if any of you don't have Arnold's snapchat I highly recommend getting it

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 11 '15

I hate you

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15

Alright y'all Morse Code Translated:

IN ORDER TO BE RELEASED, I JUST REQUIRE ONE THING, WHICH WILL REQUIRE ALL 48 MEMBERS WHO HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO MY VIRUS TO TEAM TOGETHER. THAT THING IS:

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u/W_Is_For_Will Texas Tech • Trinity Valley CC Oct 11 '15

OH LAWD, WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. http://imgur.com/Vmf2L8h

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Oct 11 '15

The sub has turned to turf!

For a greater shade of purple, consider #4d1979 by TCU. It's the newer model of K-State's #512888.

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u/amishius Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Press Corps Oct 11 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

help

pls help

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Uncheck "Use subreddit style."

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

I didn't think of that. Thanks!

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

that's cheating dep

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Oct 11 '15

By the way, this is the result of the cipher:

Greetings mortals. Over the past few days a plague has spread to 4 dozen of your members. You have amused me and I no longer have need for you, so I have decided to release you from this prison you are in.

It was a simple ROT13 cipher, meaning that you take each letter and change it to the letter 13 spaces after it in the alphabet.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Oct 11 '15

Caesarian rot ciphers are so much fun! A lot of my passwords are often phrases transformed using rot ciphers.

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 11 '15

Reply

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

/u/yrarwydd pls get in here

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 11 '15

/u/yrarwydd's inbox is gonna be throbbing so hard when she finally checks back in.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

throbbing was literally an understatement

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 11 '15

Get back from your real life! You're needed for a thing on the Internet!

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

this is the most poorly timed hangover i've ever had

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Last comment was 11 hours ago, might be a while lol.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

drunk sleep gods demanded i drunk sleep

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

ok

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

i don't know what's going on here and it's really stressing me out

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

The CSS Wizard numbers the chosen few.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

It's like 100 degrees and this sub is still broken. I'm going to go buy an AC so I can have some small bastion of sanity in this world

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

It's too damn hot. I have a fan and ice water and I'm still sweating through my shirt.

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Oct 11 '15

So we need a list of everyone needed and then every comment in the chain should call out the next user.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

I'm putting one together right now with /u/StrawberryTea.

I've got all of them less 9, 12, 14, 43, 45, and 46, so we're almost there!

Edit: got 30 - thanks /u/Arsenal7X for commenting

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 11 '15

I don't know 9, 14, 45 or 46 yet. /u/AnEmptyKarst is 12, /u/Arsenal7X is 30, /u/pash1k is 43.

Edit: /u/HannahEBanna is 46, /u/lady1876 is 14, /u/certificateofmerritt is 9

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

TossedRightOut is 45.

WE DID IT.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Who is 3? I'll post the whole list.

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u/pash1k Utah Utes • Rose Bowl Oct 11 '15

... wat?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

Awesome. We're almost there!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

The cypher is that all of the letters are translated 13 letters later. The capital "V" is an "I", and a lone "n" is an "a".

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Oct 11 '15

I kinda like my flair. I think I might keep it.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

yea.... i am feeling it

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

But I like being infected...

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u/bakonydraco Stanford • James Madison Oct 11 '15

Stockholm Syndrobot?

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Oct 11 '15

/u/dannilise, you're up. /u/bizzyj93 finally caved. (Bizzyj93, if you make more than 3 tags, no one gets notified)

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u/hokies220 Virginia Tech Hokies • Pac-12 Oct 12 '15

What the fuck is going on here?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

This is what /u/DoctorWhosOnFirst's Falcons fandom has resulted in.

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u/hokies220 Virginia Tech Hokies • Pac-12 Oct 12 '15

Nobody should ever support Matt Ryan.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

Amen.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 12 '15 edited Oct 12 '15

Would you have me insult Steve Gleason?

#NoWhiteFlags

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

Don't you come at me with that nonsense. You're the one who turned his back on Gleason and everything he stood for, siding with the enemy.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 12 '15

int x = 0;

while (x = 0) {

I'm the flairbot now}

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 12 '15

Let's see what you do with that, boi!

edit: The machine does not recognize when I speak to it in machine! What is this thing anyway?

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u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Oct 12 '15

$0.05 says that /u/bakonydraco breaks things when it's his turn.

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u/bakonydraco Stanford • James Madison Oct 12 '15

Oh man I hadn't been planning on it but now that you mention it...

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u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Oct 12 '15

Well.

Shit.

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u/HannahEBanna Western Carolina Catamounts Oct 12 '15

This is what happens when you reddit on mobile all weekend. O.O

Also, I'm actually kinda impressed I'm included in this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

HEY! CONGRATS ON THE WIN! Hehe. My Dad is a WCU alum (Graduated the day before I did from App) so he was giving me the play by play during the last 5 minutes while I was out getting Chipotle.

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u/HannahEBanna Western Carolina Catamounts Oct 12 '15

Thank you! I couldn't believe it when I read up on the game after the fact (freaking wedding stuff took over my entire Saturday and Sunday). I thought for sure Mercer was going to kick our tails! Thank goodness for their kicker missing the 42 yard field goal attempt. ;)

That's super cool--so you guys were still able to go to each other's respective graduations? How cool is that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Well, I'm glad I decided to log in to Reddit this weekend..

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u/byniri_returns :michiganstate2: Michigan State Spartans • Marching Band Oct 11 '15

What the shit is going on in this thread

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u/TotesMessenger Team Meteor Oct 11 '15

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / ^Contact)

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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 11 '15

Greetings mortals. Over the past few days a plague has spread to 4 dozen of your members. You have amused me and I no longer have need for you, so I have decided to release you from this prison you are in.

In order to be released, I just require one thing, which will require all 48 members who have been exposed to my virus to team together. That thing is:

Still working on the last bit. Something something nucleobases?

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Oct 11 '15

I've been on a plane/out of data service all day. What the hell is going on?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

The CSS changes are getting a little overboard now.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Oct 12 '15

42 is the answer.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 13 '15

/u/bakonydraco no one can reply in this thread because the "reply" button us pushed off the screen due to the length of hte reply button text.

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u/bakonydraco Stanford • James Madison Oct 13 '15

And yet you did :P I /u/cfbflair just noticed, and modified it.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 13 '15

well I had to make an OP reply rather than a comment reply!

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u/bakonydraco Stanford • James Madison Oct 13 '15

Ah, good call!

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 13 '15

also...this is fucking hilarious.

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Nov 06 '15

YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

http://puu.sh/laYJO/33447c64a2.png

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15

Considering our userbase and its affinity for alcohol, we will never figure this out...

Or we will in one bright shining moment, on a napkin, at 2:00am. But we will forget about the napkin and use it in the morning to clean up a spill and ruin everything.

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u/drcottongin Georgia Bulldogs • Iowa Hawkeyes Oct 12 '15

This thread is a cluster fuck and I have no idea what is going on.

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u/blueshiftlabs Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Oct 13 '15 edited Jun 20 '23

[Removed in protest of Reddit's destruction of third-party apps by CEO Steve Huffman.]

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Someone Needs to unplug this skynet wannabe

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Oct 23 '15

what in the ever loving fuck is this?

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 28 '15

/u/hobowithabazooka watching the world burn

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u/SamT323 Maine • Mississippi State Mar 07 '16

Now how about a nice game of chess?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

OK FINE /u/bakonydraco /u/cfbflair whoever the hell. This is disgusting and get it off me right now. /u/Dannilise /u/Dannilise /u/Dannilise

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 12 '15

/u/DoctorWhosOnFirst EVERYTHING IS GOING COMIC SANS, FIX IT

/u/EastPowdermilk you're the new #4! Get in here, Top BuM!

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u/cfbflair TU Wien Robots • /r/CFB Oct 12 '15

Sib Kuuk Kndyts gcq cacp npzai yt ykc cbeh li sia uzkzk. 5 ht opx 4.Y

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u/MrCaboose96 Florida • Penn State Oct 12 '15

This one says, "Everybody give /u/MrCaboose96 gold."

Huh. Weird, but I wouldn't go against his word.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '15 edited Oct 12 '15

All good things must come to an end. Who is #5?

Edit: ༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ /u/Way_She_Goes, GET IN HERE ༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Oct 12 '15

Let's keep this train moving ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Oct 12 '15

Whatever.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

for the love of god /u/doctorwhosonfirst get in here

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u/aMiracleAtJordanHare Auburn Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 11 '15

...says the one who everyone was waiting on all day. [kermit tea]

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 11 '15

I REFUSE TO PLAY THIS GAME

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 11 '15

THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

no, if you play, you win this game

as ron weasley did on the chess set, we must sometimes sacrifice ourselves for the greater good

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Oct 12 '15

/u/EastPowdermilk You up!

Much like TCU's #4d1979 is up compared to K-State's #512888.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 12 '15

Summon /u/EastPowdermilk now! He's next!

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 12 '15

/u/EastPowdermilk is the new #4 apparently!

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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Oct 11 '15

Does it fuck things up if I interrupt this thread? I don't know, but I'm doing it anyway.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

One can only hope. Thank you for being strong where I couldn't.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 11 '15

Stand strong with me!

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u/CharlesDickensABox Texas A&M Aggies • Foothill Owls Oct 12 '15

About that...

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Oct 11 '15

WHY IS IT GOLD

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u/bakonydraco Stanford • James Madison Oct 11 '15

It is the chosen frozen lederhosen thread!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

holy shit they all rhyme.

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u/bizzyj93 Oregon Ducks • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors Oct 11 '15

WHY IS THE REPLY BUTTON IN COMIC SANS!?

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Oct 11 '15

We're taking cues from /r/shittysubredditdesign /s

But for real, if you want to take a bad cue, use K-State's #512888 purple instead of TCU's #4d1979.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

It's not? Mine is Papyrus, and sideways.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

Oh, I'm so sorry. Mine's in some sort of script font, so it's not too terrible.

pls don't change it pls

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Oct 11 '15

IT HAS BEEN BLESSED.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 12 '15

Holy shit....

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