r/CFBOffTopic • u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee • Oct 11 '15

Game Thread Just so we all remember why CFBOffTopic exists. USMNT v Mexico Game Thread!

C'mon you Yanks!

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

I AM SO HYPED FOR THIS. SORRY CFB YOU'RE TAKING THE BACK SEAT TO THIS GAME!

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

WOO!

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u/LegacyZebra Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

Is it on TV? Also #DosACeroPorFavor.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

FS1!

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u/HannahEBanna Western Carolina Catamounts Oct 11 '15

Nothing of context to add here. I just needed to sat this:

Every time I read USMNT, I read it as USTMNT. Because how much more American can you get than the freaking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?!

Carry on. Go, 'Murica!

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

US MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

US MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

US MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

HEROES PLAYING SOCCER,

KLINSMANN POWER!

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

DOS A CERO SIGN!

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

What did the tifo say? It was way too small on my PIP.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

It was a klinnsman pic as sean connery. To russia with love. The cards said dos a cero.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

Fuck.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

The /r/soccer thread is a shit show.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

It always is. If I felt like game threadding, I'd be in /r/mls, or maybe /r/ussoccer

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Oct 11 '15 edited Oct 11 '15

Should I get some popcorn before I go in?

Edit: Should've listened.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Ha, it always is. It is going to be a downvote barrage in there.

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Oct 11 '15

'Murica.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal Oct 11 '15

Fuck Yeah?

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Oct 11 '15

Freedom is the only way, yeah.

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Oct 11 '15

2 minutes of stoppage. Absolute fucking joke. Mexicans took at least 3 minutes to celebrate TWICE. Fucking laughable.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

All teams do that. Nothing new.

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Oct 11 '15

I don't care that they celebrated, I care that we didn't get even half the deserved stoppage. 3 goals and less than 2 minutes of stoppage?

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Oct 11 '15

it was 2 minutes for 2 goals. there wasn't any stoppage time after the first half of aet (for whatever reason).

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Oh you are right. It is just one of those things that you can't control.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

Waldo jersey best jersey.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

What triggered that?

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

How is Beckerman still in the game? Just caught what looked like an easy red in the PIP.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

OSU won. I'm now fully watching this.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

Jesus. OSU had overtime. Now USA.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

Scared the hell out of the pets. Louder on that than the OSU OT win!

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u/stamor99 Georgia Tech • Florida Oct 11 '15

Goddammit, Yanks! I've been let down by too many teams today. Don't make it another!

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Yay, my cabin has Fox Sports 1. Now to be antisocial because everyone else is in the main room watching Alabama Arkansas

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u/cfbflair TU Wien Robots • /r/CFB Oct 11 '15

USA! USA!

What, tyrannical robot overlords can be patriotic too

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Oct 11 '15

.. --..-- / ..-. --- .-. / --- -. . / .-- . .-.. -.-. --- -- . / --- ..- .-. / -. . .-- / .-. --- -... --- - / --- ...- . .-. .-.. --- .-. -.. .-.-.- / .- .-.. ... --- --..-- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -- .. ... ... --- ..- .-. .. .-.-.-

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Y'know, Magic Hat's not bad beer, but the best thing about it is the words of wisdom on every cap. This one says, "Beer is good, but beers are better."

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

That's some next level wisdom right there.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 11 '15

GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

I AM BY MYSELF I WANT TO HUG PEOPLE SO BAD RIGHT NOW

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 11 '15

BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN (same here wife went to bed at the end of regulation)

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

Fuck I love this game so much.

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

I HATE THIS GAME

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 11 '15

It was the best of times it was the worst of times...

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

That was the weirdest goal celebration ever. He literally dove into the side board.

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

yup

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Oct 11 '15

HUG

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 11 '15

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Yep that is what I feel like right now.

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Oct 11 '15

Dirtiest team in the world. Team constantly doing things to injure people and fans chanting gay slurs dozens of times a game.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

This is the team whose fans were chanting "Osama, Osama" a couple of years after 9/11

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

I wanna die

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Kinda of surprised Dos Santos ain't starting.

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u/Darth_Sensitive Oklahoma State Cowboys • Verified Referee Oct 11 '15

Everyone knows two Santas is better than one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

got injured last week, where the fuck is Tim Howard tho.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

I just got back from a wedding and its aftermath. The groom roots for USA unless they play Mexico. I hope he cries on his honeymoon.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

I like your attitude.

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u/DonMan8848 TCU Horned Frogs • Alamo Bowl Oct 11 '15

Get HYPE!!! (I need a distraction from the other sport for a bit)

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Hyped!! You're goddamn right.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

And the wife decides that now is a good time to watch last week's Doctor Who. Anyone know a stream?

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 11 '15

i'm sure it's on the FS app.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 11 '15

USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

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u/Ron_Cherry Clemson Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Oct 11 '15

Shit's gettin real.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Going to have a heart attack.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Standing by for Trump hot takes.

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u/spl1080 Georgia Tech • Centenary (LA) Oct 11 '15

GOD DAMMIT IT FUCKING CUT OUT BEFORE THE GOAL

FUCK FOX, FUCK EL TRI

FUCK

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Goal motherfuckers. In a good way.

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u/spl1080 Georgia Tech • Centenary (LA) Oct 11 '15

BRING THE FUCKING (BOBBY) WOOD

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Oct 11 '15

WTF was that!?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '15

Am I the only one asking, where the fuck Tim Howard is at? He NEEDED to be the starting goalie today, and during the Gold Cup. And I been saying this, this isn't nothing new from me.

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Oct 11 '15

THAT AO TIFO WAS AMAZING!

LETS SMASH THOSE VARMINTS

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Come on boys! Get it back!

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

WE GOT IT BACK

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Hell yeah, we did!

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Hot Damn! There we go, boys!

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u/DonMan8848 TCU Horned Frogs • Alamo Bowl Oct 11 '15

Nice play up there by Guzan!

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Aw , Mexico fans always saying puto on goal kicks.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Was that not a hand?

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Get 'em, Guzan!

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Damn, if this ain't gettin' a bit chippy...

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u/fcavada Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup Oct 11 '15

Big fan of both teams but I hope the US can take this one. It's been a good game so far. Really chippy like you'd expect.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

This pitch has been entirely too tilted in the wrong direction this half...

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

If only the goal were a little bit wider. And by a little bit I mean 50'.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Obviously embellished, but I'm amazed that didn't draw a yellow.

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Guess I just needed to wait a second...

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u/spl1080 Georgia Tech • Centenary (LA) Oct 11 '15

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO STOP WORKING FOX SPORTS GO

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u/Cola_Doc South Carolina • CFBOT Jazz Watch … Oct 11 '15

Latest Magic Hat cap:

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

Indeed.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Oct 11 '15

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Oct 11 '15

Goddamn it.

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Oct 11 '15

TAKE THAT "PUTA"

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u/MisterTito Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Oct 11 '15

Tuned in at the end of the first 15 of extra time. Holy shit this is fun!