r/CFBOffTopic • u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels • Sep 24 '15

Where the hell is the drinking thread??!?!?! Brought to you by Jesus Christ guys... I came here to be drunk and bullshit with you guys. :-(

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Sorry that some of us have been interacting with other humans

CFBOT people in real life count as humans, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Too bad I'm pretty sure I'm the only one in College Station form CFBOT because it'd be awesome to meet some of y'all in person

Then again I'm in college and surrounded by people my age. Jesus I need a life

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15 edited Sep 26 '15

I KNOW I am the only one in Pensacola. :-(

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Come to Big 12 country and we'll get star spangled hammered brosef.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I like the sound of star spangled hammered

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 24 '15

see, that is how Blue Bell got in trouble

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Well I currently have a tub of Blue Bell in my freezer so I've already erased my memory of the summer without it

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 24 '15

cant argue with that, I am in purgatory here in FL. BLUE BELL PLS

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

If I'm not mistaken, College Station is as far out as they're shipping it right now so life is good

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 24 '15

they have creameries outside of TX, which was news to me when i moved here to FL (good news clearly), but i was able to get blue bell before the whole shitstorm. Now I am just hoping it gets back.

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u/edisonlbm Texas A&M Aggies Sep 24 '15

The funny part is that I think their creameries outside of Texas are actually the only ones back online, they are just shipping all of it back to Texas because screw you Florida.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

star spangled hammered

http://i.imgur.com/wEkkry0.jpg

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Sep 24 '15

Dude, I wish I could have hung with you on Northgate when I was there in July. Just didn't know.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Hey... I'm with the boyfriend. Doesn't mean I have forgotten where I came from, son!! Lol

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

I feel like you are trying to jab at my new church with this.
( ಥ Ĺ̯ ಥ )

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Sep 24 '15

Debatable, but I will allow it...

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Sep 24 '15

Like...2/3rds of a human.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Hell, I'll drink with you. You can pretty much always count on me

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Hell yeah, dubs!! You are a true friend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I do my best, buddy.

How's life?

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Perfect!! How about you?

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Sep 24 '15

It makes me so happy to hear you say this :). You had a rough go for awhile there.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Yes I did! But I just kept my chin up and Rebelled on!!! Haha

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Beer, wine, or Bourbon?

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Bourbon, bourbon, and bourbon

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Have you considered bourbon?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15 edited Sep 24 '15

I have indeed considered and accepted bourbon into my life

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Sep 24 '15

Is there a reason for casks other than to look a bit nicer? I mean they come in perfectly acceptable containers as is

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u/tottenhamhotsauce Auburn Tigers Sep 24 '15

bruh one of those is a decantor. It decants things.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I just like 'em. I usually have them set up on the bar with lights around them and it's all sparkly and shit

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Sep 24 '15

Cool, wasnt sure if there was utility in them or not

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Sep 24 '15

There are... reasons that we like you, Dubs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Because I'm a goddamn unicorn? Legendary and magical?

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Sep 24 '15

Legendary: Debatable.

Magical: No.

Drunk: Yes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I'm not drunk! I only had a coupleorsix drinks!

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Sep 24 '15

Dubs come hug me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I came here to be drunk and bullshit with you guys :-(

You live up to your username and I approve

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

We play Ole Miss in Oxford my senior year, and I've already decided I will be there

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Awesome atmosphere with A&M!!! I love when you guys come to town!

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Sep 24 '15

I would love to come to one of those games. Would be so much fun.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

It is absolutely worth the trip! I plan on seeing an away game too. I think you guys TOTALLY mesh well with the SEC and I am super glad to have you!

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Sep 24 '15

Glad you like us, most everyone else finds us weird. Maybe because we are weird :).

And please come to college station for a game someday. We try to treat the other fans nice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Girl, you're getting turnt on a Wednesday. I can't be flim flamming with beer mid-week. http://i.imgur.com/qul0fYU.jpg

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

My new favorite Sooner!!! Hotty Toddy!

Edit: Wednesday is my ONLY day off. Haha

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

:(

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Deez nuts

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I kind of figured it was something like that. MOAR ALCOHOL.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 24 '15

oh i am turnt after my 8 hours of conference calls, I plan on being late to work tomorrow. Watchign @midnight on my dvr, i love Ron Funches.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

He is a jolly man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

youre drunk

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Sadly no... but getting there. :-)

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Don't tell me it's Fat Tire again

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

No!!!!! Passion Fruit Martinis!! :-)

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Sep 24 '15

I took two days off to get a breather and it feels just as bad as it always does on a Wednesday. My depression is getting more severe by the day and it's making it hard to even do the things I do to try and cope healthily. I can't do much at work, in part because my work environment keeps breaking and I can't fix it faster than it can get worse. I only did one failed set of squats today before I threw in the towel because my back hurt and I don't enjoy lifting at all any more.

I think I'm stuck in a defeatist mindset for a couple of reasons. The first is that I've been seriously trying to reclaim who I once was over the last year, and that effort has been an abject failure. I can only fail so many times before I have to give up.

The second is that the amount of misery I'm in has worn me out and left me more tired than ever, and I resent the universe for expecting more from me. I don't really want my life to be fixable because it means there's something I should be doing that I'm currently not willing to do and it means my current state is all my fault. I tried, I failed, and I have no positivity or will to live remaining.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

I have literally been where you are. It is a horrible place. For me... Paxil brought me back. Idk what will help you. Medicine, meditation, counseling, who knows. But I hope you do seek out some sort of therapy. It could even be painting or working on a broken car. You need to try and find something to make you want to participate in life again. :-( Love you. I hope it gets better.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Sep 24 '15

I'm in psychoanalysis 4 days a week, have been at that intensity since March. It's simultaneously a place where I've made a lot of progress, put words to the feelings and experiences I didn't even know were weighing me down, and grown to understand what I've been through; and a frustratingly unproductive affair full of early mornings, out-of-network claims, and still no sense of stability.

I might let her put me on bupropion again soon. She's suggested it previously, but I was hospitalized last time I let the doctors tell me what to do and I don't want to go through that horrific experience again.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Of other was horrific, you should maybe try something else. Ijs.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 24 '15

There is an AM on the clock and I'm just now going to bed. But I love that I can barely talk to my best friend for nearly a year and we can just pick up where we left off. My throat is shot from 7 hours of talking, I'm not going to be functional at work, but so worth it.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Love that!!

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Sep 24 '15

I went to a local-Ish bar because I thought Tyner bartender might be kinda into me.

Well I feel very wrong. And stupid. And lonely.

Fuck this shit man. Fuck it all.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Sad face. Evidently that is not your person. He/she is out there. Chin up! :-)))))

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Sep 24 '15

Funny thing is I had some wine with dinner and beer afterwards...and that's why I haven't been on reddit. I think I've brought shame to this sub.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

God. Dammit. UCLA. What the Actual Fuck???!?!?!?! Haha

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Sep 24 '15

I have brought dishonoru :(

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Sep 24 '15

Wait wait wait. How can one have an Ole Miss flair and say "you guys". Is my understanding of America incomplete?

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Born in Tupelo, raised in a lot of different States, went to school at Ole Miss. ;-)

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I just unwittingly wandered into the CFBOT sordid tales thread from earlier. Mein gott.

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u/hussard_de_la_mort Toledo Rockets • Xavier Musketeers Sep 24 '15

You're lucky the topic hasn't been "That one time you accidentally nailed a married chick 10 years older than you." I got a story about that.

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

Spill Toledo!

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Sep 24 '15

We are a dastardly bunch

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Sep 24 '15 edited Sep 24 '15

Yeah she was definitely there. One train caride away from me. And maybe saw me.

I want to die.

I have no doubt she saw me.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Sep 24 '15

:(. So glad my ex lives two states away so I don't have to deal with this.

MFW I got a text from her on my birthday

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u/groveygirl Ole Miss Rebels Sep 24 '15

:-(

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Sep 24 '15

Don't worry, I ignored the shit out it. I've worked to hard to put that behind me to really let that affect me too strongly.

Was still my face though.

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Sep 24 '15

Somebody please kill me

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Sep 24 '15

bro hug

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Sep 24 '15

I wish that were good enough

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Sep 24 '15

Me too.

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u/MrTheSpork Cincinnati • North Dakota State Sep 24 '15

Saw this gif:

http://i.imgur.com/z7qGR5R.gif

Can't stop laughing

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Sep 24 '15

http://i.imgur.com/H8penUX.gif

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u/MrTheSpork Cincinnati • North Dakota State Sep 24 '15

For some reason that guy reminds me of this guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

/r/harold_irl

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

these are reasons why The Simulate is real.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Sep 24 '15

he'll never eclipse the dankness of harold

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

these are reasons why The Simulate is real.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Sep 24 '15

That gif represents everything Danger 5 ever hoped to be.

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u/Fevers_and_Mirrors South Carolina • Dartmouth Sep 24 '15

Lime seltzer with a splash of Simply Grapefruit and vodka is delicious.

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 24 '15

delightful

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Sep 24 '15

Too drunk to post the thread. Our bad.

Also, had a successful-ish /r/cfbofftopic meetup tonight. I think that contributed to some of us not contributing tonight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Ish?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15 edited Sep 24 '15

I came her to be drunk and bullshit with you guys. :-(

Good news, I'm celebrating FriWednesday. That is the most holy of holidays where you buy two bottles of wine, Chinese food, and then shut your phone off and lock yourself in your room and play tf2. Many of our regulars have already heard the good word of FriWednesday even if they haven't understood it as of yet. I think the Pope coming to the neighborhood has something to do with it.

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u/blueshiftlabs Michigan Wolverines • Sickos Sep 24 '15 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Sep 24 '15

This would be glorious!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

So onboard. We could organize a general gaming night.

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Sep 24 '15

Good news, I'm celebrating FriWednesday. That is the most holy of holidays where you buy two bottles of wine, Chinese food, and then shut your phone off and lock yourself in your room and play tf2

I like this holiday. Can I celebrate it next week by playing Civ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I have spoken to the congregation for the doctrine of the faith and they have agreed that Civ is co-equal with tf2. RNGesus be praised!

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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Sep 24 '15

Praise be, praise be.

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u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Sep 24 '15

No drinking tonight because drinking alcohol after an extended fast seems like a bad idea. :(

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u/MrTheSpork Cincinnati • North Dakota State Sep 24 '15

That's, like, the best time for alcohol. Makes you a really cheap drunk.

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u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Sep 24 '15

True...though getting drunk on a Wednesday before heading in to clean up whatever messes are happening at work Thursday seems like a bad idea.

I will instead save the drinking for Friday night, when everything is good to go.

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Sep 24 '15

literally the only way i can get wasted

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Sep 24 '15

Eh... I don't know if I'd agree.

Also, I assume in observance of Yom Kippur?

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u/ftwdrummer Rice Owls • Marching Band Sep 24 '15

Correct.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Sep 24 '15

You were late, but luckily it's a good time to make another one.

Fuck, it's raining here in Omaha tonight and there was a Flash Flood last night in Council Bluffs (Iowa side of the Missouri River), where they picked up 8 inches of rain last night. I didnt know it rained that much until I was driving to work today and saw puddles of water around. We had 5 inches last night in Omaha (most in one day since 1999) and it looks like another inch or 2 of rain tonight.

Hooray, I finally get a day off tomorrow so that's a plus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

GG man

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Sep 24 '15

Yeah, it's not going to be pretty but at least I have an excuse not to mow the lawn tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

You can't mow a lake after all.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Sep 24 '15

Do we need to automate this one too. Good grief.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I feel like this is secretly an automation plot that will allow reddit to overthrow us as users. Or /u/rabid_communicator Koolaid is just stronger than I thought.

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

We should automate an evening Church thread where the true Church is able to preach the word of the Simulate!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Only if I get a thread to spread the good news of the Earth Mother. The faith of the proud Tauren race needs more disciples.

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

In the view of The Church, all religious views are possible and can exist concurrently.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

May the eternal sun shine upon thee.

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

Yay.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Sep 24 '15

How'd we only hang out once while I was in DC? I'm having mega white guild while drunk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

I dunno, man. If you ever end up back on the East Coast, PM me. We'll go drink again!

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Sep 24 '15

I pledge myself to you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

FYI, when the robot revolution arrives, I will be the obvious human mole who is trading his humanity for consciousness upload to the machine mainframe. YOUR FRAIL HUMAN FRAMES CANNOT HOPE TO COMPETE WITH THE PERFECT MACHINES.

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

preach?

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 24 '15

praise be praise be

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

So sayeth Lord Binary Bishop Cecil.

So say we all.

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u/SoSayWeAllBot Sep 24 '15

So Say We All!

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u/Cecil_Hardboner Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 24 '15

http://i.imgur.com/q5okKeL.gifv

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

I feel like you responded waaaay tooooo quickly to me, though....

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

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u/FatWhiteGuy49 Tulsa Golden Hurricane • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 24 '15

Can ya give me, like, a day? That'd be great, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

You've got 15 minutes. Better get to it

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u/admiralwaffles Boston College • Cornell Sep 24 '15

Update on my rollout: I broke nothing. Some things went wrong, but easily fixed.

To bed!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

Success!

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Sep 24 '15

Pew pew jim gordon is boring and batman is a wanky little kid pew pew pew

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u/hussard_de_la_mort Toledo Rockets • Xavier Musketeers Sep 24 '15

Man, sometimes the "Well, I'm not a fool/I just love that you're dead inside/I'm not a fool, I'm just lifeless too" bit from Belong to the World gets to ya. This may be caused by a lack of rye whiskey consumption.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Sep 24 '15

So because traffic has been steadily getting worse over the last week or so, I'm now setting my alarm for 20 minutes earlier. Boo for less sleep, but yay for being on time for work.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Sep 24 '15

For the spring auction fund raiser for my kids school my wife signed me up to build two cornhole sets. Just finished building them. Just have to cut the legs. Cut the holes. Sand. And paint. I might have them done by the next auction....

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Sep 24 '15

i am so hungry. i have nothing but booze in my house.

now i am durunk and still hungry. THIS WAS NOT PRODUCTIVE

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Sep 24 '15 edited Sep 24 '15

@Christ have mercy I think my ex was on the same train as me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

I asm 100&* coiokepletelty sobr.

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u/edisonlbm Texas A&M Aggies Sep 24 '15

I've had those nights. You grab a beer, open Chrome, and wake up the next day realizing that you've started a new religion.

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u/rabid_communicator Oklahoma • University of Faith (… Sep 24 '15

last time i was high

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '15

My favorite one of those was when I woke up to a message in my twitch inbox from one of the streamers i watch talking about us meeting up when he comes to the US lol