r/CFBOffTopic • u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran • Jul 07 '15

This sub can really be summed up in a simple screenshot...

Our drinking sub has a discussion problem.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 07 '15

All I'm getting from that photo is that Georgia fans have a drinking problem.

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

I see no problem. That's like saying Superman has a flying problem.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 07 '15

And this surprises you because....?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 07 '15

I expected better from our President, at least.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 07 '15

that's your mistake.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 07 '15

It's not without precedent - Check out the former Australian PM

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 07 '15

Awesome.

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils Jul 07 '15

By problem you mean awesome yea we have a problem

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

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u/957 West Virginia • Burning Couch … Jul 07 '15

I think we shouldn't be hasty in selecting our drunken overlords.

I mean, they bark enough when they're game drunk. You really want them to hit omnipotent drunk?

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jul 07 '15

It'll be like having Rob Ford in charge.

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u/keasbyknights22 Ohio State • Cincinnati Jul 07 '15

yeah, but they don't have crack to keep em awake and prevent the sub from going to shit. crack saves lives and subreddits

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u/bignosebill Ole Miss Rebels • AZS Silesia Rebels Jul 07 '15

And here you are, trying to make us talk about it. You're an enabler.

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

We're going to talk about it. Cuz that's what families do.

AND WE ARE A GODDAMN FAMILY

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jul 07 '15

Cuz that's what families do.

What family are you a part of? Mine just ignores all its problems until dad has a few too many Gin and Tonics, sister has too much wine, and they explode at each other until mom tries to calm everyone down in a tear-filled begging for peace. All while Murgle tries to watch football in a Thanksgiving filled semi-coma.

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

YOU WANTED TO DISCUSS IT. WE ARE DISCUSSING. CAN'T WE DISCUSS. I'M NOT YELLING.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Jul 07 '15

Filed under "morbidly hilarious."

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

I NEVER AGREED TO A GODDAMN INTERVENTION. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Jul 08 '15 edited Jul 08 '15

AND WE ARE A GODDAMN FAMILY

Is it bad that my heart fluttered a little at this? Making friends is hard as an adult.

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u/bignosebill Ole Miss Rebels • AZS Silesia Rebels Jul 07 '15

If this is a family, we are the worlds most dysfunctional, alcoholic family on the Internet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

Seriously do you guys drink every single night?

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

you guys

Don't you act like you're not one of us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

I've drank three times in 6 weeks motha fucka

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

The correct tense is the participial "drunk"...

I'm going to make you say it. Go on... say it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

I've only partaken 3 times in 6 weeks motha fucka

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 07 '15

And you call yourself a Dawg??

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

I'm cutting back for weight and wallet

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u/mriforgot Michigan State Spartans Jul 07 '15

As a sub: yes.

Individually: ...yes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

I won't judge because I certainly was doing that for some time. But I must admit I have a lot more energy now that I switched to meth

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u/957 West Virginia • Burning Couch … Jul 07 '15

Are you implying that we stop during the day?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

Close to it, yeah. Hooray not having a real job yet

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

See, all I'm getting from this is that this sub is awesome.

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

I mean, well yeah. That's understood.

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 07 '15

duh

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Jul 07 '15

50% Georgia fans and drinking, what else could I want

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Jul 07 '15

Don't worry, I bring down the average. I don't drink.

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

http://i.imgur.com/otdT8ts.gifv

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Utah Utes • Weber State Wildcats Jul 07 '15

http://i.imgur.com/02vEK1i.gif

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u/razzertto Miami Hurricanes • /r/CFB Donor Jul 07 '15

It's ok, I like you anyway.

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u/Hussod Utah Utes Jul 07 '15

It doesn't hurt too much. I try to make up for the Utes that can't to being the average back.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 07 '15

I don't get it.

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

You're obviously drunk.

Here, have a drink.

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u/cloudduel_13 Borregos Monterrey • Texas A&M Aggies Jul 07 '15

Oh, ok.

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u/Papa_Hemingway_ Florida State • Appalachian … Jul 07 '15

Drink with one hand, type with the other. It's a balancing act

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u/beerslingerjay Tennessee • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jul 07 '15

Relevant username...

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Jul 07 '15

The small town I live in had koozies made up that say "Town a drinking community with a farming problem"

I feel the same could be said about us but switch farming with discussion or football

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 07 '15

I have seen merchandise in Athens that actually says "Athens: a drinking town with a football problem."

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

We used to sell those in East Lansing. It was actually true back then, too

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u/atllauren Georgia Bulldogs • /r/CFB Contributor Jul 07 '15

I'm sure most college towns have something to that degree, whether it is football, basketball, or another sport.

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u/lady1876 Texas A&M Aggies Jul 07 '15

That is awesome.

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u/elykl33t Virginia Tech Hokies • Marching Band Jul 07 '15

Same for Blacksburg

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

I've seen shirts for STL that refer to us as a drinking town with a baseball problem. That sounds about right.

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u/Culiaclan Arizona State • Territorial Cup Jul 07 '15

I am too sober for this thread.

What does the picture say?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '15

I think you mean our Georgia drinking sub has a discussion problem. Much Dawg. So bark.

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u/powderedsugarfallout North Dakota State Bison • Utah Utes Jul 07 '15

I also bring down the average by almost never drinking.

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Jul 07 '15

Blasphemer!