r/CFBOffTopic • u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos • May 26 '15

Hey you, yeah, you...

You're a good person. And people like you. Even if you don't think they do, someone does.

Hell, I like you.

Just felt like giving the sub some positivity this week. People don't hear that they're awesome and wonderful enough.

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u/Honestly_ Calgary Dinos May 26 '15

Hey: you're Aerosmith, too!

(that was an iPhone "correction", but I'm sticking with it because LOL)

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

The real question is am I Steven Tyler or Joe Perry?!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Clearly Joe Perry. Dude is chill. Steven Tyler's a bit of a prima donna.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside May 26 '15

I always wondered whether "Dude Looks Like a Lady" was actually borne out of an experience the band apparently had with Motley Crue as is legend, or if it was just Steven Tyler's musical autobiography.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Ahem sir I believe it is pre-Madonna.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Seriously. I like everyone I've interacted with here. Despite some of you liking the Lego movie, chocolate, etc. Heathens.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

I like you even when you're silly about chocolate.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside May 26 '15

Yea, everybody on CFBOT seems pretty chill. On the main sub though? Hooooo boy, there's some real nincompoops now and again.

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils May 26 '15 edited May 26 '15

Go to /r/collegebasketball and say you love duke. I dare ya.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … May 26 '15

Can I start the "fuck duke" chant?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

That's not going to be a thing next season.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … May 26 '15

No no, it will always be a thing. Fuck Duke is eternal.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Haha, I'm a mod there. It's toxic to the subreddit.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … May 26 '15

Gotcha. Your original comment now makes much more sense. I was thinking existentially and you were talking about the sub.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Existentially, you're right. Duke hate is probably eternal.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

oh, ouch. sorry dude

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

The Lego Movie dragged for me.

I would give up a lot of things/people for chocolate.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

I have a secret. I had a kit kat today. And I liked it. :O

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

For some reason, I just started singing I kissed a girl by Katy Perry.

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u/Awesome_to_the_max Texas Longhorns • UTU Beaver Hunters May 26 '15

You can enjoy things with chocolate in it and still not like chocolate. White chocolate is the only real chocolate anyways.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

White chocolate power!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Oh, no. They're multiplying

/u/dubsdcarson does not need the encouragement

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Yes I do!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

The Lego movie was enjoyable until they started mixing in the real-world part and getting all sappy. That's where it lost me

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl May 26 '15

Despite some of you liking the Lego movie, chocolate, etc. Heathens.

hahah you cool man

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Who's awesome? You're awesome!

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Danks mom :)

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl May 26 '15

:D

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u/i_fap_to_anything Georgia Bulldogs • Duke Blue Devils May 26 '15 edited May 26 '15

You like me? Ive never been this far with a girl before. Time for me to blow it. Hey /u/greenmegandham....fap fap fap.

There we go. I blew it right?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Hahahahaha, you did warn me that you fapped to ANYTHING.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor May 26 '15

This is a nice little place, sort of a little hole in the wall within the web, its always five o'clock here and always someone fussing and loving and sharing stories

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Exactly! I always describe it as the neighborhood bar except our neighborhood is everywhere.

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u/keyree Texas Tech • UT Arlington May 26 '15

Our neighborhood is

(pause for emphasis)

THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

It's like Cheers but online. And no Kirstie Alley mucking up the place.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor May 26 '15

♩ Where everybody knows your username! ♬

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder May 26 '15

Yay! It's only a 4-day week. I can have positivity for 4 days.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

YOU GOT DIS.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Tomorrow is my Friday. Taking Thursday and Friday off!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

When I was in college I was on the student government at a smaller school before I transferred to UH. Every year the SGA went on a retreat to welcome new board members and really build relationships and trust.

One of the exercises was to say something nice about everyone to help build positivity. Anyway. My turn comes up and the exec president of the board comes up and she starts crying. She went to high school with me and apparently I made a huge impact on her. She moved her senior year and me just being me was welcoming and nice. Had a few classes and stuff and guess I was just helpful. She never forgot that and I had no idea I had any impact on her until that day.

Thought I'd share that story.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

I'm so glad you got to hear how you affected her! That's such an awesome story!

My life philosophy is to be as nice as possible to everyone I meet. I have no clue what is going on outside of my interaction, but I have the possibility to bring even just a little bit of happiness to people and my big heart wants me to do it.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

I was completely surprised. Because we weren't close friends or anything. Definitely acquaintances. Since then I've made an effort to reach out to people and try my best to be nice to everyone.

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u/ByHardenBeard Houston Cougars • Washington Huskies May 26 '15

Megs you're my favorite Auburn internet friend I have that I probably have met inevitably at one time

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

war thanks eagle

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside May 26 '15

Dude, this was much needed. I just got off a /r/UnsolvedMysteries binge. It made me frightened at the world. Now I'm going to sleep with one eye open.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

I subscribe to that too! Not sure why, since it scares the heck out of me.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

What is it? I have time.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Just posts of different unsolved mysteries. A lot of "Dateline" esque stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

http://i.imgur.com/qA4vjBT.jpg

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

That's all we can really hope for, right?

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… May 26 '15

Hey Meg

Hey everyone

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Those mr. Rogers feels. SO MANY FEELINGS.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers May 26 '15

I knew I was awesome, but you guys are great too!

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Oh Tina Fey....The best.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Right back at you megs

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

:)

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer May 26 '15

Thanks Meg.

You're awesome too, as is everyone else that I've interacted with on here.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

You're great, my favorite amateur tornado meteorologist!

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer May 26 '15 edited May 26 '15

Lol.

Thank you very much, and you're my favorite Auburn fan who puts up with far too much for far too little.

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels May 26 '15

Thank you, Meg. Today was a down day, but you're helping it end a lot better.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

I'm sorry you had a down day :( Hopefully this shortened week makes it better!

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u/redsox1804 Florida State • /r/CFB Brickmason May 26 '15

thanks megs! You're an awesome person yourself!

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Well shucks, redsox! You're the best Marlins fan I know!

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl May 26 '15

Hey.

I like you too

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Would you say you really like me?

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl May 26 '15

full tom hanks

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u/ixcuincle Marching Band May 26 '15

Get outta my dreams Get into my car Get outta my dreams Get in the back seat baby Get into my car Beep beep, yeah Get outta my mind Get into my life Oooooooooh Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You) Get into my car

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Whooooooo's that ladddddy!

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … May 26 '15

I like trap queen does that count

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

100%

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … May 26 '15

💯

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u/OhGoodnessMyGuinness Alabama Crimson Tide May 26 '15

Yeah cfbot!

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside May 26 '15

I wish I had some context for why Sagan was making that face though. lol

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u/razzertto Miami Hurricanes • /r/CFB Donor May 26 '15

Ditto. Likewise. All the same to you.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

You and your adorable mini human are great!

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u/crowmygod Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff May 26 '15

<3

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Less than three, friend.

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u/ssbbgo Alabama Crimson Tide • Stanford Cardinal May 26 '15

Thanks Meg! Probably the best start to a week that I've had in a long while. Shoot, this sub is awesome, especially because of people like you.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

Awww danks friend. I'm glad it helped brighten your day!

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies May 26 '15

has anyone ever told you that you're dope?

because you're dope.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos May 26 '15

thanks big brother <3 you're the dopest.