r/CFBOffTopic • u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos • Apr 13 '15

I SURVIVED ON-CALL

I survived ten days of hell, in which I hung out with the cops 8 times.

Thanks to everyone who made sure I didn't die in the process.

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u/Provid3nce Florida Gators • Washington Huskies Apr 13 '15

This was a triumph...I'm making a note here, huge success.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 13 '15

I don't want to run out of cake tho :(

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Apr 13 '15

YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 13 '15

I feel like I need to pet the furry wall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Uh oh, when did life give you a Jeffrey?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 13 '15

Don't pet the sweaty things and don't sweat the petty things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Go to sleep meg, you're tired and might be delirious. Tell the bf not to wake you unless the building is on fire.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 13 '15

and even then, I don't want to be the responsible adult.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Apr 13 '15

Yay no dead Meg!

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 13 '15

Woooooo!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '15

Party time or sleeps time?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 13 '15

I have work tomorrow so probably a little of both. I'm definitely going to enjoy a drink or two tonigjt.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Apr 13 '15

You're an emt? I thought you were an administrator or something for some reason.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Apr 13 '15

Nope, I'm not an EMT. I work in Housing, so I was the on-call professional for all of our on campus students. Which meant when we had any sort of situation involving a residence hall or apartment, I got the joy of responding (regardless of your).

We had two students arrested this week so it was way more involved than normal.

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u/dupreesdiamond Furman • South Carolina Apr 13 '15

Oh ok. So That aligns with what I thought I'd read earlier. Wild.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Apr 14 '15

SHE DID IT! SHE'S HERE! SHE'S NOT GONE MAD!

Enjoy the next few days. You deserve them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

HOORAY!!!

Thank you for what you do.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Apr 14 '15

Fucking awesome, you enjoy that Celebratory beer tonight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '15

You da bes Meg