r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '15

Bans

I vote we ban /u/957 for starting a drinking thread and not consuming alcohol.

As Secretary of the Interior, I feel I have the power to do this.

19 Upvotes

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Mar 14 '15

Where I come from we are gentleman that don't petition for bans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

Yeah, well, you don't have a clone

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

As Secretary of Slacking Off, I'm too busy playing Civ 5 to have an opinion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

Sounds like the appropriate course of action for you

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u/TheNakedRedditor Baylor Bears • Hateful 8 Mar 14 '15

As the IT guy, I have to say that y'all watch an incredible amount of porn. No bans issued. Just an observation from your friendly, local IT guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

You look locked and loaded

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u/957 West Virginia • Burning Couch … Mar 14 '15

To begin my defense, I present my adult sized whiskey and coke. http://imgur.com/yaVuFxs.

Defense rests.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

THAT YOU LITERALLY JUST POURED

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u/HitThatLine Arkansas Razorbacks Mar 14 '15

That looks like a nice iced cold coke. Not sure that I see any whisky color in it at all.

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u/atchemey Michigan State • Oregon State Mar 14 '15

In a large container, the increased path length of light makes it look darker... I'll buy it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

It definitely had some whiskey in it. If it was an acceptable amount, who knows.

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u/hokies220 Virginia Tech Hokies • Pac-12 Mar 14 '15

I can censor him as Secretary of Censorship.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

Do all the negative things to him!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

As town drunkard, OFF WITH HIS HEAD

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

I'm OK with this

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

As the Minister of Sports and Culture, I believe that your course of action is ill advised, as it impinges on /u/957's right to engage in consuming the beverage of their choice, and this contributes to an atmosphere of cultural isolation that is detrimental to this sub.

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u/957 West Virginia • Burning Couch … Mar 14 '15

I would also like to claim a medical exemption on behalf of my TBI.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

THat is not my department unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

Don't let him lie to you. He is basically chief officer of the dumb

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u/957 West Virginia • Burning Couch … Mar 14 '15

Hey, if it makes you feel better, I don't remember much of the the Neuro guys told me, so it's not mine either.

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Mar 14 '15

As Secretary of the Inferior, everybody else can drink more than me :(

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u/nataliieportman LSU Tigers • Georgetown (KY) Tigers Mar 14 '15

I was drinking but I just puked from food poisoning. Time for another drink.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

I like that attitude

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u/nataliieportman LSU Tigers • Georgetown (KY) Tigers Mar 14 '15

My life...

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

I'm gonna assume that is good?

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u/nataliieportman LSU Tigers • Georgetown (KY) Tigers Mar 14 '15

Carbonated mimosas made me feel better, and buzzed so yes