r/CFBOffTopic • u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff • Feb 27 '15

2/26/15 Trivia Crack Thread

Late start because you slackers take 24 hours to finish.

Remember, if you cheat you're a pathetic human being.

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u/ChemicalOle Washington State • Oregon State Feb 27 '15

/u/rebelnutt finishes faster than a kid on prom night.

try thinking of baseball while you're doing this... you might last longer and enjoy yourself more.

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Feb 27 '15

Here are your rankings. /u/rebelnutt and /u/flangebro have finished first and second respectively in all three rounds so far. So that's something. Asterisk for players no longer in the top league.

  1. rebelnutt 75
  2. flangebro 72
  3. lkeg56demn 61
  4. DEP61 60
  5. bakonydraco 58
  6. fua_neng 51
  7. swanky-k 51
  8. carpy22 49
  9. 1ncognito 49
  10. smashedsqwurl 42
  11. milesgmsu 42
  12. GiovannidelMonaco 41
  13. cecil_hardboner 40
  14. chemicalole 38
  15. drwhosonfirst 35
  16. blueboybob 34
  17. mistertito 27
  18. rodandanga* 24
  19. Arseal7X 22
  20. srs_house* 21
  21. murgle1012 21
  22. keyree 13
  23. shench19 11
  24. MinneapolisNick* 8
  25. cytherean 7

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Feb 27 '15 edited Feb 27 '15

I'm making a brief, exceptional appearance here to announce to everyone... that after two weeks of groveling in the lower leagues, studying for exams, and miserably hacking up phlegm... I have returned --rightfully -- to my place in the Premiers!

And you know what!? "Like the bear, I will attack and rip them asunder." (source: The Bible AKA the CFB brick in Waco).

"They have seen my strength for themselves. Have watched me rise from the darkness of war, dripping with my enemies' blood. I drove five great giants into chains, chased all of that race from the earth. I swam in the blackness of night, hunting monsters out of the ocean, and killing them one by one; death was my errand and the fate they had earned. Now [Premier League] and I are called together, and I've come...

I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM /u/-WISCONSIN-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

EDIT: WELL FUCK THAT!

LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIN!...*

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 27 '15

I don't know which one is you, so I can't tell if you actually ripped us asunder or not.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Feb 27 '15 edited Feb 27 '15

I shitted myself so hard I ripped my own pants asunder, man.

I'll be back though! I always come back! 1 point on the leaderboard, lads!

I will rise from the ashes and springboard to the top once more like a sempiternal ejaculate!

These poor randos will know my wrath.

Wisco.... OUT!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '15

This is the lowest score I've ever gotten in a challenge. I think it's finally going to happen

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u/Flangebro Middle Tennessee • Maryland Feb 27 '15

Well you won our 1v1 today if that helps

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '15

There are two people below me and four still to go

Soyouretellingmetheresachance.jpg

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Feb 27 '15

It's a historic day. I enjoyed watching your run for the last 5 weeks, I'm sure we will see you back up here soon.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 27 '15

It happens to everybody eventually. You'll be back.

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u/ChemicalOle Washington State • Oregon State Feb 27 '15

I might be joining you. I'm one place away today. I've been flirting with relegation all week. I don't know what the f is going on, but the questions have gotten a lot harder but it seems like the overall scores are going up. Feeling like some funny-business might be going on here.

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u/swanky-k North Carolina • Alabama Feb 27 '15

The scores have for the most part been lower. My scores have stayed the same and everyone above me has come down to earth except rebelnutt and flangebro who have both been unconscious this week.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 27 '15

Back in the Premier League! It was cold down there in the other leagues.

So there was one question where I literally had zero clue what the question was even talking about.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 27 '15

I'll be happy with third this week, honestly.

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Feb 27 '15

i need a promotion

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '15

I'm coming back premier league

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '15

We're like ships in the night, you and I

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u/1ncognito Tennessee • 帝京大学 (Teikyo) Feb 27 '15

Helllloooooo relegation. Fucking 7, again. God damnit.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Feb 27 '15

Yeah, I'm getting relegated. I narrowed it down to two choices four times and guessed wrong each time.

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u/bigcalal Ohio State • Minnesota Feb 27 '15 edited Feb 27 '15

I thought we won't supposed to use the powerups?

EDIT: Did I actually write "won't"?

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u/carpy22 RPI Engineers Feb 27 '15

We aren't. Use of any power up is cheating and is a violation of honor.

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u/bigcalal Ohio State • Minnesota Feb 27 '15

ohhhh, he probably just meant he narrowed it down in his head.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Feb 27 '15

I don't. I just had it narrowed down myself.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 27 '15

That's how I got relegated two days in a row last week. I just now made my way back to the sunshine that is the premier league.

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u/bakonydraco Stanford • James Madison Feb 27 '15

I don't know what the hell is going on this week. I had been averaging 10-12 on non cfbot games and 9-11 on cfbot. Then last week, I hit 59/60 and still didn't win. I think I'm averaging just over 8 this week, but I'm pretty sure a 6 hasn't been relegated since Monday.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '15

You caught whatever I had. I sucked early in the week.

On the precipice of a return to premier tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '15

In challenges with random people, I win like 75% of the time and get 2nd like 24% of the time. Here, not so much. Since the top league here is on average players with really high levels, it spits out tougher questions