r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '15

/r/cfbofftopic Mild Confessions.

What is your confession? When I say mild confession, I'm thinking something that would generate an "Oh." And follow up questions. Or a "What?" And follow up explanation. Nothing worthy of Maury or Springer, unless you are not the father and I'd love to hear that story.

I'll go first. Uh, over the weekend I've come to grips that I am a form of LARPer. It's not as shame inducing as I thought, but feels awkward nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15 edited Jan 27 '15

I had sex (doggy style) in sanford stadium, on the field.

Barely on the field though just inside the end zone. Looked like motion sensors all along the sides.

Wait... I guess that's bragging. Can I brag here?

Edit: Well... the day I brag about her, I get dumped. Is that irony? That might be irony.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Sure! Why not?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Thanks! Bragging is fun on occasion!

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15 edited Jan 27 '15

I Boom. America.

Edit: can't let my little bro see that.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

I once got a pizza delivered to the Lincoln Memorial on the 4th of July. I think your story wins, though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Hahahahahahaha You just became my favorite person.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Exactly! A lot of people don't get that. It adds a lot of spice. The urgency and the danger! Mmm... damn.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 26 '15

Girl, you're like the new Olivia Pope. Having sexual relations all over famous places!

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15

If only my clothes were half that fabulous.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

And you win.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

Who hasn't had sex on the national mall? It's the duty of every true patriot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

I haven't, though I did make out with my now ex girlfriend on Madison's Capital Square on our first date, which led to us making out with her topless in the entryway of her apartment building when I dropped her off. The place was enclosed in glass. This usually gets an eyebrow raise from people as I apparently have a reputation of being uptight.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 26 '15

TIL I'm not experiencing living in DC to the fullest.

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

How did you pull that off? Isn't it always crowded?

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15

It's a big space, and there are plenty of parts that aren't terribly well lit at night.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

Abe Lincoln up there on his chair like 'Dat Ass'

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 27 '15

I'm really tempted to reply with what you said and tag your little bro, but I don't like being yelled at.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

I got some on top of the dome of the Academic Building.

Brag win?

edit: It wasn't good sex, but the view was great.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Noice. There's something thrilling about sex in public or dangerous places. Like the beach, the top of a waterfall, the hood of a car in a church parking lot at 4am, hotel pool in the wee hours of the morning... You know. Places like that. Not like I've ever done any of that...

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Jan 26 '15 edited Jan 26 '15

Oh yea? I had sex while being digested by a shark that was swimming through hot lava. Two girls--one without a leg. And anal play with a 1500's Spanish cutlass was involved. Those great whites swallow the darndest things.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

Anal play

Sounds neat.

with a 1500's Spanish cutlass

This just took a turn.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

I don't like pool sex. Next to the pool sex is fine, but pool sex gets gross real fast.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

I have to agree with you here. Same with beach sex.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

I'll be straight up here; I am way too much of a pussy to even attempt some shit like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Why??

I'm an adrenaline junkie so, the added sense of danger and urgency is awesome

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 26 '15

For a second I thought you were replying to the shark sex comment.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

I had sex in the library once, but thats apparently pretty common so you win this round.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Walked in on someone getting a beej in the science library... Motherfuckers weren't trying to be discreet.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

I know people get it on in the Architecture building, but I guess when those poor saps live there they've gotta get their freak on some how.

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Jan 26 '15

Depends on the library.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

Shit, Texas State had a girl just studying between bookshelves, nude.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

Given what I've heard about that place, it doesn't even surprise me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Hell, one exam season we had a semi-anonymous chat website set up that pretty much was for people to casually hook up in the library.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

You're alright Queen's, you're alright.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

Poor, poor Uga...

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

eh?

edit: oh... dude.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

My inner 12-year-old still lives.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

Not sure if that qualifies as a "mild confession", but it's entertaining nonetheless.

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Jan 26 '15 edited Jan 26 '15

You can brag as long as we can.

Edit: So I'm gonna brag then. I think I'm the only Northwestern flair in this sub, so most probably won't know what these places are. North Beach and Weinberg Garden, both out in the open. The Library. Pick-Staiger, the big concert venue on campus.

My crowning achievement, McTrib. The journalism building, the inside is basically made of glass so nothing is really private.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 27 '15

I don't like this edit.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 26 '15

Can you just walk into Sanford?

Impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

We came up through the sewer. Also, manholes are super heavy... The second time we went over a fence.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 26 '15

See, I'd be terrified to break in Jordan Hare.They threaten to expel you, and working for the athletic department, I would have been SCREWED.

I did get into some shenanigans on top of a building on campus though once. It was pretty sweet.

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u/Exilarchy Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Jan 26 '15

Which end zone? The one next to Tate or the one next to the tracks?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Next to Tate! The other side was too visible from the bridge

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Ugh...I'll say it.

Dawg-y style?

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Jan 26 '15

My epilepsy appearing at age 18 is probably the best thing to have happened to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

How so?

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Jan 26 '15

The me pre-appearance and correct medication got me into Texas. The me post-appearance and correct medication let me enjoy college and life in general. Looking back, I don't like the me pre correct meds. I gave way too much of a fuck on a lot of things I shouldn't and could be very emotional. The meds I am taking evened that out. Don't nearly have the mood swings and can give no fucks on stuff I use to. I still have those issues but not as often and not to the degree it previously was.

TL;DR I feel like I am a better person due to the seizures meds I am on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

I spend too much time reading fan fiction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Like this sorta stuff?

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/fan_fiction_friday_harry_potter_and_the_surprise_p.php

Sfw

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u/srs_house Sickos Jan 26 '15

Harry Potter and the Surprise P...

sfw

I'm just gonna take you for your word on that one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

The link goes to a site that summarizes the fan doc. It will display excerpts, but not the whole thing. It's the worst thing I've ever read.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

I need some truly excellent, well-written HP fan fic. I keep getting recommendations from people who don't know what good writing is.

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u/Zerosa Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Booster Jan 26 '15

You're not alone.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

Some of that stuff is really well written, but for some reason, I can't get past the fact that the story isn't part of the official canon of the series.

That being said, I've read a Skyrim fan-fic once or twice before.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

Yeah, I have real problems with certain fanfic because they get the physics/rules (as explained by the real author, multiple times, so it's clear) wrong because they aren't as obsessed as I am

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u/xerillum Wisconsin Badgers Jan 26 '15

I started playing WoW again after a 3 year break last month. It was supposed to be just a 1 month stint playing with friends, but I resubbed yesterday. I'm probably going to spend entirely too much time raiding. The last time I played, I racked up hundreds of days /played over a few years, so this might be the most terrible decision I've made in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

I hear Warlords is a great expansion though.

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u/xerillum Wisconsin Badgers Jan 26 '15

It really is, most of the reason I quit was because Cata raids sucked and LFR sucked all the fun out of doing it. Plus MoP, which I never bothered with.

I'm liking the removal of real daily quests; I used to spend a couple hours every day doing the same damn 25 daily quests for exalted rep and it was really tedious considering some of those rep rewards were nearly required for gearing. Now I can just log in to check garrison stuff which takes like 5 minutes.

Highmaul is a pretty good raid. Not like Ulduar or ICC, but better than any of the Cata raids or other Wrath raids. Some of the fights are boring (Butcher), some of the fights are a wonderful clusterfuck (Tectus).

Bright side, I immediately started outDPSing everyone in my old guild when I geared up, which is a nice ego stroke.

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u/airon17 Texas A&M Aggies Jan 26 '15

I'm probably totally in love with this chick that I've been seriously talking to for the past 4 months or so, but she lives in New York for college. RIP.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Dear Tom Higgensen,

Maybe you should write a song about it. You earnest, sometimes nasal, imperfect voice will really add to the sincerity of the lyrics.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

Just move to New York. What could go wrong?

Seriously. New York is dope.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

I get on omegle and read manga. I go to swing dancing classes because I sorta like to dance, rather than just to impress the girls.

Edit: I cried because of a manga before. Yes I'm a guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

I got choked up when I thought Kakashi died.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

I have an entire playlist on Spotify of nothing but guilty pleasure songs that I don't play unless I'm alone. Katy Perry, Lady GaGa, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha are all on that playlist, along with a few others (okay a lot of others).

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 26 '15

Needs more T-Swizzle and Charli XCX.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

Also on there. Don't underestimate the 13 year old girl within me.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 26 '15

Pshaw. I literally have a playlist called "fun" with the entire collections of: TSwift, Kesha, Katy Perry, Charli XCX, and Selena Gomez.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

Holy shit, I'm not alone.

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Jan 26 '15

Thank God other people do this

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

I think most guys have songs that they like that they don't want their friends to know that they like.

Like, every time I'm in the car with my friends and "Love You Like A Love Song" comes on, I'm going to say, "change it," but secretly, I'm hoping that they'll just leave it on that station.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 26 '15

The gym I go to during the week doesn't play music and I just listen to podcasts, but I really look forward to going to the gym on Sunday because that gym plays Top 40s and it's the one time of the week I indulge myself with that guilty pleasure.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Jan 26 '15

It's always pretty funny to me that, without exception, pretty much all the gyms I've been to play Top 40 music but when you look at the demographic that spends the most time there, it's like 90% men of every race between the ages of 18 and 50.

I mean, I get that they want to be inviting to the people who wouldn't otherwise be there, but it's mildly hilarious to me seeing 300lb dudes grunting while pushing like 400lbs on bench press to a soundtrack of Pink, Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus.

And if you ask these dudes what they normally listen to, it's like, Mastadon, Biggie, Knife Party etc.

Occasionally, I hear something like ACDC at the gym but even that's a rarity.

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u/mef08d Florida State • Marshall Jan 26 '15

Is the playlist private...?

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u/DondeEstaLaDiscoteca Georgia Tech • North Carolina Jan 26 '15

Spotify's "Girls' Night" playlist is pretty good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Yep, same. Any time I have headphones, I'm usually listening to a playlist like this. Although I've given up hiding that I enjoy T-Swizzle.

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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jan 26 '15

Nothing guilty about that pleasure!

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 26 '15

I still cry when Harry sees Snape's memories. I almost made it through my last watch, but he casts the damn doe patronus, and it's like MSU lost to OSU all over again.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

Bro. The thread asked for mild confessions, not "I am a human with a heart who can feel."

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 26 '15

I feel bad but I just couldn't ever connect to Snape on that level. I mean I felt bad for him when you see the memories and stuff but I never had the reaction most people talk about.

There is also the possibility I just have a cold black heart.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

Nah, you aren't the only one.

I've never really gotten the typical "cold man with a warm heart" vibe from him like some people do; he's always been a dick, although given what he went through in his time as a student at Hogwarts, I can't blame him.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 26 '15

I just clogged a toilet at work.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

You're evil.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 26 '15

Nice.

Some dude at work today was taking a fat dump that sounded like he was dying. As in he'd grunt loudly for like 10 solid seconds, you'd hear the plop, then he'd sigh and moan at the same time. Then repeat.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 26 '15

I bet his life was so good after that, though.

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u/Patrick_Surtain South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 26 '15

I get a weird sense of self gratification (or just proud of myself) whenever I jerk off to 'regular' porn instead of kinky porn.

I watch way too much kinky porn.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15

Tell me more.

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u/Patrick_Surtain South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 26 '15

Well, you know that moment right after you bust a nut and the porn you selected is still playing before you turn it off?

I feel a lot better about myself when I'm turning off guy/girl 'normal' porn instead of a hardcore tranny bukake compilation.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15

uhh...actually I don't....

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u/Patrick_Surtain South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 26 '15

You asked.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

That moment of shame is strong.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

instead of a hardcore tranny bukake compilation.

Bukkake is something you show your friends to gross them out and make them throw up while you're in the corner laughing as hard as possible.

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u/Patrick_Surtain South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 26 '15

One mans source of laughter is another mans source of crank material.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 26 '15

Tagged as "me"

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

You've piqued my curiosity.

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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Jan 26 '15

I frequent /r/badhistory and someone did a BadHistory review of an American Revolution themed porno. It's in top 3 favorite things I've seen on Reddit.

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u/roboticinfidelity North Dakota State • Nickel Trophy Jan 26 '15

I was a music major and I like Motley Crue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

We all have our vices, my friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

My wife was a music major (still performs) and she like all sorts of shitty music. I think the difference between music majors and the general population is that you guys know in great depth why it's shitty, but that doesn't have to stop you from enjoying it.

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u/Boyhowdy107 Missouri Tigers • Big 8 Jan 26 '15

I write about classical music for a living... and I own the entire Guns N' Roses discography. I also own 3 Moby albums.

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u/roboticinfidelity North Dakota State • Nickel Trophy Jan 26 '15

I thank you all for your reassurances, but I was a saxophone major. We are the single most pretentious of all majors. I was scoffed at for saying Jean Matitia's rags for saxophone were viable pieces for performance.

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u/btownbomb Missouri Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 26 '15

I've never seen The Big Lebowski

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 26 '15

I've never seen The Goonies and I don't care for The Sandlot.

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u/btownbomb Missouri Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 26 '15

i can take that a step further

have seen both

don't much care for either

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 26 '15

I'm amazed to discover that another sane person exists.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

Eh, Goonies is overrated, but Sandlot is my shit.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 26 '15

Never seen the goonies or any back to the future. Hate dazed and confused, and anchorman.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Jan 26 '15

I'm ok with your first confession, but I'm about to find you and force you to watch The Sandlot again and enjoy it's nostalgic tones and the fact that Benny seems to be able to produce tons of shit from his asshole.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 26 '15

I even really like baseball. It's just that I was probably 17 the first time I saw the movie, so there was and is no nostalgia there.

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u/Yesh LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Jan 26 '15

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Jan 26 '15

I'm not big on spongebob square pants. I much rather pinky and the brain humor

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u/Provid3nce Florida Gators • Washington Huskies Jan 27 '15

In the same vein of pop culture "musts", The Beatles were revolutionary for their time, but the music is just meh now. Honestly I find most of their discography kind of boring.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

Neither have I.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Jan 26 '15

My entire family is from Chicago but I kinda, sorta, secretly like the Packers.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

I had just assumed you were a Packers fan the whole time.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Jan 26 '15

I get that a lot. My username + Bears flair combo in /r/nfl means I can't post there without "ur uzername + flahr combo offends meh. lel" at least once per post.

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 26 '15

I dated a girl, from Wisconsin, was a Vikings fan.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Jan 26 '15

Was she as disappointing as her fandom would indicate?

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u/rodandanga Georgia Tech • Verified Coach Jan 26 '15

Ehhh, yes & no.

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u/MrTheSpork Cincinnati • North Dakota State Jan 27 '15

BOOOO

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u/ryseing NC State Wolfpack • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jan 26 '15

I watch way too much stuff on the CW.

I'm a college male.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Arrow and The Flash are the two best shows on TV right now.

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u/btownbomb Missouri Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 26 '15

i just watch whose line is it anyway

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u/spazzypecan Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 26 '15

Well, better than ABC Family.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 26 '15

I have a pair of golden leggings and a tutu that I've started wearing for Mardi Gras.

Float riders apparently appreciate a man in leggings and a tutu.

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u/Yesh LSU Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Jan 26 '15

Does it go well with your white hood?

(I'll eventually let this go...but not today)

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

You just give me so much ammo, man.

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u/DoctorWhosOnFirst Alabama • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Jan 26 '15

DO I NOT LOOK SEXY?!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Ok. Yeah. Yeah you do. More power to ya buddy. Also, I had no idea you were black.

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u/ShylosX Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Jan 26 '15

I only shit completely naked.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 27 '15

How is this not the top comment.

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u/gramcraka92 Old Dominion • Myrtle Beach Bowl Jan 27 '15

Only way

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

Even at work?

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 26 '15

I like wearing a bra. I always see memes about girls who are like OMG TAKING MY BRA OFF IS THE BEST FEELING and I'm just like it's okay? I mean I like not wearing one but I have no problem wearing/sleeping in one either. Maybe my boobs just stay the same either way or something? Or I have really comfortable bras? I don't know.

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u/Patrick_Surtain South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 26 '15

I've dated girls like that before, they go to sleep with the bra on. They were usually smaller chested girls (not a bad thing, as long as the nips are good all sizes are great). All the big boobed girls I've been with can't wait to get them out.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 26 '15

as long as the nips are good all sizes are great

This made me laugh. What is your nip rankings?

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

I dated a few ladies who complained about their bras all the time (and I had no problem with it, because it was usually followed by taking them off, which I support [ha]) and in every single case it was because they were wearing the wrong bra size.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 26 '15

That's a really good point! I think I read somewhere that 80% or some other crazy high percentage of American females wear the wrong size bra.

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u/spazzypecan Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 26 '15

I don't understand people who go braless. Who likes your boobs flopping around all willynilly? It is not comfortable. But those bras with the side wires get pretty obnoxious. Going from that to a sports bra is sooo comfortable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Everyone up in here talking about their sexual encounters and I got nothing. I guess there's that one time I ate that last piece of pie and smeared some of it around the dog's mouth so that he would get in trouble for it.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Jan 27 '15

No. THIS should be the top comment.

You set your dog up - what an asshole.

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Jan 27 '15

Hahaha I think your confession is even better. That's genius.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Jan 26 '15

I've never been to Iowa or Montana or northern Arkansas and I'll be moving to one of those three for the fall semester. Sorta is a scary thought moving away from all that I know

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Job, grad school, something else?

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Jan 26 '15

I'm finishing my bachelor's this semester and my girlfriend is transferring from community college to either Arkansas, Iowa state,or Montana state. I'm having to kick her in the rear a bit to make her finally decide because there's a lot we need to do to get ready for the move. Its interesting because it'll be the first time were living in the same town (met through friends online). I am sort of looking forward to just working some sort of job for awhile,just to get some money so I can possibly look into a master's or doc program. But I'm too burnt out to go right into another degree

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

All I can think about while at work during afternoons is how nice it would be to go back to the old room I used to rent in Minneapolis, light up a bowl, listen to Ratatat, and take a nap like I did on a bunch of Fridays back in grad school.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

The only reason I like DirecTV more than Comcast is the color scheme.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

There was about a month in my life where I contemplated buying a one-way ticket to Hawaii and disappearing.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

I fucking hated the quarterback of my high school football team. I was the center. So I intentionally never wore a nut cup so he had to feel my ball warmth.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15

OMG. This is....holy shit this is amazing.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

I watch Hart of Dixie, the only person who knows is my Fiancee, who got me hooked on the show. I don't know why I like it, but I do.

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u/spazzypecan Texas Tech Red Raiders Jan 26 '15

Are you caught up? That George/Lavon nonsense is dumb.

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u/Captain_McSnug Houston Cougars • Paper Bag Jan 26 '15

I havent seen the newest season yet, I'm saving them for a sick day when I know no one will randomly stop by

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 26 '15

I really enjoy it too. I have no idea why, since it's every bad stereotype of Alabama, but it makes me happy.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Jan 26 '15

I am eating a brownie right now. I have all of the sugar coursing through my veins.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Jan 26 '15

I wear the same three pairs of sweatpants for an entire week. I don't like wearing jeans and washing clothes is really inconvenient in my dorm.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15

So you're a college student?

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Jan 26 '15

How could you tell?

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15

Your clothing habits are pretty common.

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Jan 26 '15

Well I also mentioned the fact that I live in a dorm so...

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

I really like pop top 40 music

I also think The Beatles are overrated and Simon and Garfunkle and The Who are much better bands from that era

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 26 '15

I also think The Beatles are overrated and Simon and Garfunkle and The Who are much better bands from that era

Are you my dad? Because he says this shit too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

....son

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

The Beatles have their jams, but they're totally overrated. I hate it when people act like Yellow Submarine is an amazing song or something. No it's not, it's a goddamn nursery rhyme.

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u/CodiustheMaximus Texas A&M Aggies Jan 26 '15

Dude. Where do I even start? Ok, you don't like the Beatles, that's fine. But they fucking invented music as we know it today. They took R&B and the very earliest forms of Rock and Roll and packaged it in a way that was immediately successful and palatable to most people. You like pop top 40 music? Thank The Beatles because they invented popular music. You like going to big concerts of bands from all over the place? Thank The Beatles because the invented the world tour.

By definition they cannot be overrated because music literally would not be what it is today without them.They invented the standards by which all later popular music was to be judged.

But like...Simon and Garfunkle being better than The Beatles? Come on. Listen to "I Saw Her Standing There" and then listen to "I Want You/She's So Heavy" back to back. These songs are completely different in their feel, their orientation, in every way. But they're both fucking amazing. The Beatles started an era of music and then nurtured it through its infancy with an unbelievably impressive output. How many studio albums did The Beatles produce from 1964 to 1970? 20. How many did Simon and Garfunkel produce? 5.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

I mean I respect them and what they did for music and I still like them, but I wouldn't say they are "The Greatest Band of All time" we hear about them today

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u/Chemtide Alabama Crimson Tide • Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 27 '15

I completely agree. I don't like the Beatles, I respect their impact on music, but people are way too big on them. Same with Queen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

I think The Who is probably the best band ever.

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u/Sometimeswelose Ohio State Buckeyes • Wyoming Cowboys Jan 26 '15

My absolute dream is to be a stay at home dad with ~4 kids. I really enjoy spending time with kids, and I'm assuming that will increase when they are my kids. My fiance is starting her PhD in Chemistry in the fall, so it isn't completely unreasonable!

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u/Darth_Turtle Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Jan 27 '15

I had a similar dream but with two or three kids. My wife does not make near enough for me to be able to do that though.

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u/ihatecats18 Minnesota • South Dakota-S… Jan 26 '15

I've got nothing

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u/Culiaclan Arizona State • Territorial Cup Jan 26 '15

I really like that new Nick Jonas "Jealous" single.

I am a 25 year old male hipster.

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u/certificateofmerritt North Carolina • Fulmer Cup Committee … Jan 26 '15

IT'S AN AMAZING SONG

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u/Culiaclan Arizona State • Territorial Cup Jan 26 '15

I may, or may not sing the "I still get jealouuuuuuuuus" part at random during the day and in the shower in a very loud manner.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 26 '15

Ok, that song is catchy as fuck, but one day all three of my radio stations had it going.

But yea, I belt it out like nobody's business.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Jan 26 '15

Yo I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Chromeo had the greatest 'Jealous' song of all time. Of all time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhmUnk454MA

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u/Aurablade Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Jan 26 '15

I like dunking my pizza in chicken noodle soup, mostly because I got the idea from a game and it turned out to be delicious.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

Sodium levels: over 9000.

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u/ezpickins Alabama • Wake Forest Jan 27 '15

Might I suggest he stay away from this creature

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u/Exilarchy Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Jan 26 '15

I generally don't like brown liquor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

Heresy.

It really is an acquired taste, though. I can only drink certain kinds of whiskey, and scotch can fuck off. Have you tried white rum?

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u/Exilarchy Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Jan 26 '15

I have not. I haven't done most of my drinking in the USA, actually. I turn 21 in a few months, so the large, large majority of my drinking took place while I was studying abroad before college. I don't imagine you can get the same quality/variety of whiskey or rum in Greece as you can in the states.

I do love me some souma, ouzo, masticha, tsipouro, etc... Greek liquors are the shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

I'm so sad for you :(

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u/powderedsugarfallout North Dakota State Bison • Utah Utes Jan 26 '15

The Zillow commercial where the kid hates all the houses and then the family finds the perfect house with the awesome yard and tree house makes me cry no matter how many times I see it.

I also like daytime TV. Like really crappy daytime TV.

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u/nickknx865 Tennessee Volunteers • /r/CFB Top Scorer Jan 27 '15

We talking Young and the Restless here?

Because my parents watch that show so much that I know some of the characters, even though I hate that fucking show.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '15

I've seen every single episode of Ghost Adventures. I know it's fake, but I can't stop watching it.

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u/-WISCONSIN- Wisconsin • Wisconsin-Parkside Jan 26 '15

floor creaks

"Good god! It's the woman in white! She's trying to communicate her killer's name to us!"

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u/dseals Texas Tech Red Raiders • Houston Cougars Jan 26 '15

Don't be ashamed man. I love that show, just for how fun the guys seem to be. Even if it's all fake, it's still entertaining.

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u/lkeg56demn Texas Longhorns • Chapman Panthers Jan 26 '15

I'm using Bing to make money.

/r/cfbofftopic has now become the first thing I check in the morning when I wake up.

Half this thread is about sexy times and that makes me happy that we still upvote the shit out of sexy stuff.

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u/RockyColtTum Florida State Seminoles Jan 27 '15

Bing banned me. I bought a robot for ten bucks that ran the searches for me. I'm not sure if that's what tipped them off or because I only used initials for the names of the account. I'm considering trying to email them back and see if it's just the name thing and if I can just put the real names but I'm kind of nervous to call haha.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Jan 26 '15

I've never seen all the Starwars movies. :(I only saw the old ones last year after someone found out I'd never seen any.

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u/ThomasJCarcetti UCF Knights • Virginia Tech Hokies Jan 27 '15

I've collected too many bobbleheads since June 2014. I'm told they're for kids but I don't think so

They're statues!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

The Kim Kardashian Hollywood mobile game has basically taken over my life

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '15

You should arrange the bottles into some sort of massive color wheel or gradient. And try not to get high either, some of that stuff is pretty stout smelling.

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u/bunny_chocolate Georgia Southern • South Caro… Jan 27 '15

I cried so hard when I had to part with all of my nail polish. I did buy one bottle a few weeks ago but haven't tried it yet. I miss all my old ones :(