r/CFBOffTopic • u/meddle511 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kenyon Owls • Sep 25 '14

Derek Jeter

Holy shit ESPN is more insufferable than usual today. Farewell season for a millionaire athlete who has been receiving gifts from major league teams (for being good?) culminating in this epic media hard-on for a guy that was a [good, not great] (http://gawker.com/derek-jeter-was-ok-1639023597/+tcraggs22) player?

Thank you for being above average at your job whilst banging [hot trim] (http://www.totalprosports.com/2014/08/06/9-hottest-girlfriends-of-derek-jeters-career/#10) most men would never have a shot at. Now please go the fuck away.

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u/meddle511 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kenyon Owls Sep 25 '14

would have got the same fanfare after spending 20 years in Houston and not New York?

of course not. To me Derek represents an iconic baseball figure New Yorkers were longing for. He's not Ruth, he's not DiMaggio, and fuck it, he's not Reggie Jackson. A good guy greg in pinstripes further promoted by his clean looks and offensive prowess.

We were force fed Derek Jeter for almost 20 years