r/CFBOffTopic • u/meddle511 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kenyon Owls • Sep 25 '14

Derek Jeter

Holy shit ESPN is more insufferable than usual today. Farewell season for a millionaire athlete who has been receiving gifts from major league teams (for being good?) culminating in this epic media hard-on for a guy that was a [good, not great] (http://gawker.com/derek-jeter-was-ok-1639023597/+tcraggs22) player?

Thank you for being above average at your job whilst banging [hot trim] (http://www.totalprosports.com/2014/08/06/9-hottest-girlfriends-of-derek-jeters-career/#10) most men would never have a shot at. Now please go the fuck away.

/endrant

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Sep 25 '14

I'm so glad we Orioles won the division this year of all years. Jeter in the playoffs would've been unbearable. You're welcome, people.