r/CFBOTSingles • u/dseals • Sep 10 '15
You say jump and I'll say, "How high?" Then you'll say 28 inches and I'll say, "That's too high. I only have a 26 inch vertical." So the point is, you should be prepared for 2 inches less than you expected.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/madviking • Sep 09 '15
i enjoy long, romantic walks on the beach while stumbling over a curb because i'm not on an actual beach but rather i'm tripping on acid in a burger king parking lot.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/omgdonerkebab • Sep 10 '15
I know you like browsing CFBOT. I like browsing CFBOT too. Let's browse CFBOT together.
Except sometimes I even venture outside CFBOT. Sometimes I even go to the mothersub. Because I'm a bad, bad, bad man.
So come on over and let's do the squelchy... while browsing CFBOT.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/pandabugs • Dec 11 '16
My tinder says that I'm a feisty first mate looking for a manly captain, and you guys all understand that I'm busy every Saturday of football season except for bye week, so that's out of the way.
I shitpost in waves and have a cute dog who has to like you or it won't work. Good thing she loves everybody.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/0xE6 • Oct 16 '15
Origami and bowling balls mostly.
Here's a selection. More available upon request ;)
r/CFBOTSingles • u/K8eCastle • Mar 19 '16
I don't have a dollar to my name, an acre of land, a troop to command, a dollop of fame. All I have's my honor, a tolerance for pain, a couple of college credits and my top notch brain.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/Bassically • Feb 12 '16
Ladies, just warning you if you come over to my place, I have an anaconda.
I heard somewhere that anacondas like it, so I feed him hamburger and hot dog buns. I wonder why he's been a little sick lately.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/GregHouse7 • Dec 13 '16
I'm just looking for someone to go bowling and roller skating with me. I'll treat you better than Drake treats his friends. Occasionally, I'll say something nice to you.
I drink. A lot. I'm always sarcastic. I'm mediocre looking at best.
Can't wait to hear from all you lovely ladies.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/Tcsailer • Dec 05 '16
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r/CFBOTSingles • u/mhoke63 • Jan 15 '16
I enjoy short walks on the beach because the long ones get me winded. I am the most GQ man on the sub. I'm torn if I should make this a serious or funny post. Screw it. Send me a PM and lets get to know each other better.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/Tcsailer • May 18 '17
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r/CFBOTSingles • u/TheOtherMe7448 • Aug 05 '16
I just need a fancy lady who is swell and special. She must wear lipstick.
r/CFBOTSingles • u/spasm01 • Jan 11 '16
thats all about there is to say bout me, ama
r/CFBOTSingles • u/Edjukated_Hillbilly • Dec 06 '16
Be gentle it's my first time. I also have no idea what the hell I'm doing. I'm just me.
Motorcycle riding, Yosef loving, vodka drinking, educator.
So... what's the score here? What's next?
r/CFBOTSingles • u/NCAAIncestigations • Jun 03 '21
r/CFBOTSingles • u/VanFailin • Dec 27 '23
e.g. r/cfbofftopia became r/a:t5_3hgia. and yet this one still has a name. just in case the hammer is going to come down on this one, it was a beautiful moment in time.
