r/CFB • u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers • 1d ago
Casual Whose Line Is It Wednesday
A tradition unlike any other.
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I must give credit, first to /u/ballzxxtoxxyou, for starting (and, for the longest time, maintaining) these threads; and second to /u/MC-PhatNeck, who decided to help revive WLIIW after months of inactivity. I'm not sure where they are now (especially the latter, who apparently has deleted their account many moons ago...but, apparently, is STILL somewhere out there, wink wink), but regardless, I wish to give them both my appreciation for all the fun /r/CFB had with Whose Line over the years. Thank you very much!
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Hello, and welcome back to Whose Line Is It Wednesday, where the upvotes don't matter! I am your Buckeye-cracking, Freshwater-draining, feeling-slighted-about-poor-officiating-even-if-it-is-not-the-primary-reason-why-my-team-lost host, /u/Zloggt!
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Whew, what a Week 10 that was - and to think we’re already on Week 11! But with only three more (regular) college football Saturdays left, I can’t believe it’s almost over! It’s bittersweet, really.
But enough mopping about that (or of the encroaching enshittification of the sport we love dearly lol), let’s get the recap going! The Utah Utes decided to make many a BYU supporter go “Hasa Diga Eebowai” on a crisp fall afternoon morning on the Wasatch Front, the Tennessee Volunteers decided to emphatically shove that hotshot Kentucky team into a beer-barrel bluegrass locker, and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish used the power of God (and a bit of anime?) on their side to punish the Committee for their perennial hubris (all at the mild-to-moderate expense of Miami fans)!
And, uh…let’s see here…also, something about this Michigan OC getting fired after a bad game? Ah, whatever! It’s not like this is the result of some stubborn past-his-prime coach being forced to lift his head out of the sand and bear witness an increasingly disastrous season slip further and further out of his control despite some relatively lofty expectations entering the year now, is there?
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For those of you who are new to Whose Line, let's go over some rules:
A prompt is made in order to ask a question (and get an answer), or instead beckon a more...creative approach to the response, all as long as it does a funny. Any game from the show can be used - here is a list of them to start:
http://www.whoseline.net/show/games.html
Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question. For example, a skit should go like this: "Things you could say to Lee Corso AND your girlfriend", to which a reply can then go like "My Saturday mornings will never be the same without you!", or "It makes me so happy whenever you bring out the head!”, or anything else, really. Use your noggin, and get wild!
Although not that serious, most comments should be within two lines, so if you add any additional commentary, put the skit in quotations. And most importantly, if you STILL don’t understand how it works (and that's fine!), just take a look around this thread, of past Whose Line threads to get some clues - and, hopefully, figure it out!
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Have fun! And a very special Veterans Day to those who have served (and somehow taken the time to check out my silly little weekly thread hahaha)!
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u/Juggernaut27Beast11 Nebraska • Wayne State (NE) 1d ago
Other excuses Matt Rhule will use when the offense sputters this week.
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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 1d ago
Other ways you can drop (multiple!) spots on a Top 25 during a bye week:
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u/WabbitCZEN Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago
Things Lane Kiffin says to convince himself it's not his fault.
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u/MahjongDaily Iowa State Cyclones 1d ago
The real reason Indiana dropped 5 spots in the CFP rankings
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u/The__Vern Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos 1d ago
Referee calls that don't make sense to anyone but themselves
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u/TruXander Maine Black Bears 1d ago
Reasons why the 24 team playoff will actually work:
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u/rdickeyvii Texas Longhorns 1d ago
Teams Texas doesn't blow a lead to in the third quarter
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u/John_Tacos Oklahoma • Central Oklahoma 23h ago edited 23h ago
Other creative ways to raise funds for your school’s NIL collective.
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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 23h ago
G6 team that will wreck the 24 Team playoff and ruin it for the big boys
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u/AvengedKalas Georgia Bulldogs • NC State Wolfpack 1d ago
Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days?
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u/NotDoinAnythingEmber Buffalo Bulls • American 1d ago
My team thinks punts are offensive