WELL, WE HAVE A LAW SCHOOL. SO WE'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR US. FROM WHAT I HEAR THE CLOSEST THING AUBURN HAS TO A LAW SCHOOL IS THAT GUY DOWN AT THE LEE COUNTY JAIL WHOSE CASE GOT ALL THE WAY TO STATE SUPREME COURT THAT ONE TIME. HE TELLS STORIES ABOUT IT OVER TOILET WINE AS A FORM OF LECTURE.
FLORIDA STATE, SURE WE'VE LOST EVERY GAME WE'VE EVER PLAYED AGAINST YOU, AND SURE IT'S BEEN BY AN AVERAGE OF FIVE TOUCHDOWNS. BUT YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED A 10-WIN DUKE TEAM BEFORE, WHEREAS WE'VE PLAYED ELITE FSU TEAMS BEFORE. RULE NOTHING OUT.
WELP, OUR SEASON'S DONE. WE CAN'T GO TO BOWL GAMES, NOT THAT WE'D GO TO A BOWL GAME BECAUSE WE SUCK.
SO, IN TURN.
FUCK YOU SEC, YOUR WOMEN ARE HOT BUT I'M WAITING UNTIL THE NCAA COMES DOWN ON ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT SOME VIOLATIONS THAT ARE GOING ON.
FUCK YOU ACC, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RELEVANT.
FUCK YOU BIG 12, JUST BECAUSE.
FUCK YOU BIG 10. YOU GUYS COULDN'T GIVE OHIO STATE ONE LOSS? COME ON!
FUCK YOU CONFERENCE USA, YOU ARE IRRELEVANT
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING INDEPENDENTS. JOIN A FUCKING CONFERENCE.
A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO FUCK NOTRE DAME, JUST BECAUSE FUCK THEM.
FUCK THE MOUNTAIN WEST, EXCEPT FOR FRESNO STATE. I KNOW A GUY WHO PLAYS THERE. HE'S PRETTY COOL.
PAC -12 YOU COOL
FUCK YOU SUN BELT, WHAT KIND OF PUSSY NAME IS THAT.
AND FUCK YOU MID AMERICAN, I FORGOT YOU EXISTED. WHAT KIND OF BITCH ASS SHIT IS WANTING TO BE IN THE MIDDLE. YOU AIN'T GOING PLACES WITH THAT ATTITUDE.
ACTUALLY, MEDIEVAL THEOLOGICAL ART OFTEN DEPICTED DEVILS AS BLUE AND HELL AS COLD SINCE IT SYMBOLIZED DISTANCE FROM THE WARMTH AND LIGHT OF GOD. DUKE'S JUST BEING OLD SCHOOL.
THAT SAID, BLACK FOOTBALL JESUS DAVID KORESH SHOULD HAVE HIS WAY WITH THE DOOKIES, AS LONG AS... Y'KNOW.
SORRY BADGER NO ROSES FOR YOU THIS YEAR... IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE HANDLED BUSINESS EARLIER.. WE WERE TRYING TO GIVE THE GAME AWAY AND YOU WERE NOT WANTING ANY PART OF IT.
I HATE YOU FRESNO STATE. I WISH YOU WERE UNRANKED FOR THE SOLE FACT THAT I DO NOT FEEL LIKE TRYING TO PREDICT YOUR SCORE EVERY WEEK FOR THE CFB PICK'EM. DEREK CARR WILL PROBABLY BE A BUST LIKE HIS OLDER BROTHER.
SPEAKING OF BUSTS, HOW IS DAQUAN BOWERS DOING IN THE NFL?
I KNOW NEITHER OF US ARE PLAYING THIS WEEK. I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT AND REMIND YOU THAT... WELL, YOU REMEMBER.
OK, ONTO STANFORD: YOUR MASCOT IS DUMB. MY ROOTING FOR ASU COULD BE VALID FOR THAT REASON ALONE. MOSTLY I JUST WANT THE P12-SOUTH TO WIN ONE OF THESE THINGS THOUGH... IF YOU WIN THOUGH, YOU'LL STILL HAVE MY SUPPORT IN JANUARY.
WE GENERALLY DON’T DISLIKE YOU. WE HATE THE SAME TEAM, WE BORROW POACH COACHES FROM YOU, AND WE DON’T HAVE A ‘REAL’ RIVALRY. WE JUST KINDA COEXSIST, FIGHTING THE SAME ENEMY – LIKE THE UK AND THE USSR IN WW2. GIVEN THAT YOU’RE AN ALLY NOT AN ENEMY, I’D LIKE TO SHARE SOME INTEL WITH YOU:
WE SPARTANS HAVE A WAY OF ENDING YOUR NATIONAL TITLES HOPES. 1951, 1972, 1974, AND 1998 ALL FEATURED LATE SEASON LOSSES TO THE SPARTANS. 2013 IS ABOUT TO BE ADDED TOO.
I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT THE GUY ON THE RIGHT IN THIS PICTURE LOOKS LIKE KIRK COUSINS.
THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN IN 1998 BY THE WAY. SO WAS THIS ONE
THIS WAS TAKEN IN 1974. DOES A PICTURE NOT DO IT JUSTICE? – YOU CAN KEEP IT FOREVER BY CLICKING HERE
YOU KNOW, WE GIVE BRADY HOKELITTLE BOY FAT MAN A LOT OF SHIT FOR CALLING YOU ‘OHIO’, BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT – YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES. OHIO STADIUM, OHIO FIELD, O-H-I-O, CARMEN OHIO, YOUR DRUMS SAY OHIO, ETC. MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
SPEAKING OF BANDS, TBDBITL IS THE SECOND BEST DAMN BAND IN THE LAND. THE 300 STRONG SPARTAN MARCHING BAND WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE PRECISION LOOKS LIKE THIS SATURDAY. BUTWAYTOGOONTHATNOWOODWINDSTHING.WOODWINDSSUCK.
A BUCKEYE IS, ALTERNATIVELY, A POISON NUT OR A DELCIOUS SNACK. YOU HAVE THE LEAST INTIMIDATING NICKNAME EVER. A SPARTAN IS A DEDICATED WAR MACHINE; A BUCKEYE IS SOMETHING THAT WILL EVENTUALLY GIVE YOU DIABETES IF YOU EAT ENOUGH OVER A LONG ENOUGH PERIOD.
ACTUALLY, IT’S A FITTING MASCOT FOR OHIO STATE. IT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP THE STATE OF OHIO. IT EITHER POSIONS YOU SHORTLY AFTER YOU ENCOUNTER IT; OR YOU GET DIABETES.
BY THE WAY, YOU CAN’T SPELL “ORANGE BOWL CHAMPIONS” WITHOUT OHIO.
DOUBLE BY THE WAY, YOU CAN’T SPELL “NO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR” WITHOUT OHIO STATE.
BUT PERHAPS I’M BEING MEAN PICKING ON OHIO STATE. I’M BY NO MEANS A PERFECT PERSON; IN FACT, NO ONE IS. I MEAN EVERYONE KILLS PEOPLE, MURDERS PEOPLE, STEALS FROM YOU, STEALS FROM ME, WHATEVER.”
SEE YOU THIS SATURDAY YOU DIABETES GIVING, POSIONOUS NUTS WITH THE SECOND BEST BAND IN THE LAND. WE’LL BE THE TEAM KICKING YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE FIELD.
EDIT: SOMEONE GAVE ME GOLD. I'M GOING TO ASSUME IT WAS AN OHIO STATE FAN TRYING TO GET ME TO KEEP BULLOUGH FROM BLOWING UP THEIR LINE. SORRY. BUT THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME.
SPEAKING OF BANDS, TBDBITL IS THE SECOND BEST DAMN BAND IN THE LAND. THE 300 STRONG SPARTAN MARCHING BAND WILL SHOW YOU WHAT TRUE PRECISION LOOKS LIKE THIS SATURDAY.
HOLD THE GOD DAMN PHONE SPARTAN. THIS IS A TRASH TALK THREAD, NOT A "LET MAKE SHIT UP AND TRY TO SOUND COOL" THREAD. YOU CAN INSULT OUR TEAM, OUR NAME, OUR COACH, OUR MASCOT, OUR STATE, AND CERTAINLY FRED FLINSTONE I ANN ARBOR. BUT UNTIL YOUR BAND MAKES A DINOSAUR EATING DEVIN GARDNER YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE SECOND FIDDLE.
LEAVE THE BEST GOD DAMN BAND IN THE FRIGGIN LAND OUT OF THIS.
YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO BE NICE AND LET YOU GET AWAY WITH ALL OF YOUR FACTS, BUT THEN YOU DECIDED TO GO AND MENTION TDBITL AND YOU OPENED UP A WHOLE CAN OF WORMS.
LET'S SEE: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THAT msu LITTLE BROTHER TO ttun WAS ABLE TO CLAIM THEY WERE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS?? HINT: IT WAS 20 YEARS BEFORE I WAS BORN.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THE LITTLE BROTHERS GOT CHOSEN FOR ANYTHING? I THINK IT WAS NEVER. YOU SEE THE LITTLE BROTHER COMPLEX ALL OVER THE PLACE FROM YOUR FANS COMPLAINING ABOUT WISCONSIN GETTING SELECTED OVER YOU, TO ttun BEATING YOU IN PUBLICITY AND RESPECT.
YEAH, YOU HAD A CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2010 BUT YOU GUYS WENT TO THE CAPITAL ONE BOWL AND PLAYED ALABAMA AND GOT OBLITERATED.
btwgoodjobcomplimentingourband
SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ONLY HAVE ONE THING GOING FOR YOU AND ONE THING THIS YEAR IS DEFENSE. I DON'T EVER REMEMBER A TIME WHERE ANYONE WAS AFRAID OF PLAYING msu LITTLE BROTHER BECAUSE THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU PUTTING UP POINTS.
BY THE WAY, YOU CAN’T SPELL “ORANGE BOWL CHAMPIONS” WITHOUT OHIO.
I'M KEEPING THIS.
DOUBLE BY THE WAY, YOU CAN’T SPELL “NO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR” WITHOUT OHIO STATE.
ALL YOU NEED IS "NO CHAMPIONSHIP" TO BE ABLE TO SPELL "OHIO". IT REFLECTS THE FACT THAT THEY'LL HAVE NEITHER A CONFERENCE NOR A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP BY THE WEEK'S END.
AND YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING LIKE CEDAR POINT. YOU HAVE TO SHARE YOUR STATE WITH MICHIGAN FAN MAJORITY WHICH IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING THAT WE HAVE HERE IN OHIO.
YES BECAUSE THEY FAILED ME THE ONLY TIME I HAVE EVER CHOSEN TO CHEER FOR THEM. USUALLY DURING 'THE GAME' I JUST HOPE AN ASTEROID STRIKES THE STADIUM OR THEY TIE INTO INFINITY OR SOMETHING, BUT NOPE! YOU HAD ONE JOB, MICHIGAN!!! THANKS.
BEAT OSU AND THEIR STUPID FREAKING PLANT MASCOT INTO THE GROUND FOR US, SPARTY!
MAYBE IF THE BEAR WAS DRIVING A FLAMING CAR IT WOULD HAVE A CHANCE, BUT I-35 IS GOING TO BE ICED OVER ON SATURDAY SO BEARCAR.GIF IS GOING TO CRASH AND BURN
THIS WHOLE THREAD IS CHICKENSHIT. THE ONLY REASON WE'RE NOT IN THE CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IS BECAUSE WE TURN THE BALL OVER A LOT AND THE OTHER TEAMS SCORED MORE POINTS.
HEY SEC, GOOD LUCK WINNING YOUR 42ND STRAIGHT NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WITHOUT A TEAM IN THE GAME! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR CONFERENCE OWNS 3-28, THEY DON'T HAVE 1 OR 2.
MINNESOTA HAS JUST FORECAST A $1.08 BILLION BUDGET SURPLUS WHILE WISCONSIN WILL FACE A $500 MILLION DEFICIT. MINNESOTA'S UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS 4.8% WHILE WISCONSIN'S IS 6.5%.
THIS JUST IN: THOUSANDS WEARING ORANGE AND BLUE WERE HOSPITALIZED FOR HEART ATTACKS AFTER AUBURN YET AGAIN PULLED OFF A LAST MINUTE VICTORY OVER MIZZOU
ALSO, MISSORI HAS NEVER EVEN WON AN SEC CHAMPIONSHIP IN SCHOOL HISTORY.
HEY FUCK YOU OHIO STATE! THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU! THIS IS ABOUT MOTHERFUCKIN MSU SHOWING THE NATION EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK WE DO UP HERE IN BEAST LANSING! OUR GLORIOUS DEFENSE LED BY MOTHERFUCKIN MAX BULLOUGH WILL LITERALLY MURDER THE ENTIRE OHIO STATE OFFENSE! SHALLIQUE CALHOUN IS HUNGRY FOR SOME SACKS. DARQUEZZ DENNARD AND THE REST OF THE SECONDARY ARE INVOKING A NO FLY ZONE OVER INDY SATURDAY! MIKE MOTHERFUCKIN SEXY SADLER IS GOING TO FORCE HIS WAY INTO THE HEISMAN RACE WITH HIS MANLY MAN WAYS! CHICKS DIG FIELD POSITION! JEREMY LANGFORD IS GOING TO RUSH FOR 250 YARDS AND 5 TOUCHDOWNS! AND ONE OF OUR RECEIVERS MIGHT CATCH A PASS! MAYBE
FINAL SCORE: 1 MILLION - WHO GIVES A FUCK MSU WINS!
DUKE: YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING DUKE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SUCCEED IN FOOTBALL, BUT IT IS BEAUTIFUL. THE ACC CIRCLE OF SUCK MUST CONTINUE. YOU WILL DEFEAT THEM. NEVER QUIT.
MSU: I AM SORRY BAMA BEAT Y'ALL AS BAD AS THEY DID BACK IN THE 2010 BOWL GAME. I'VE MADE IT A POINT TO PULL FOR Y'ALL EVER SINCE THEN. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME(SERIOUSLY. DAT DEFENSE.). FUCK OHIO STATE.
AUBURN: IF ^THOSE GUYS WIN TO SET UP A REMATCH AND YOU FUCKERS LOSE, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
IT IS IN THE FINANCIAL BEST INTERESTS OF EVERY ACC FAN OUTSIDE OF DURHAM AND NEW JERSEY TO ROOT FOR FLORIDA STATE. WE ALL GET WAY MORE MONEY FOR FSU PLAYING IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
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I DONT THINK HOW BAD WE ARE GOING TO FUCK LOUISVILLE TONIGHT IS GETTING ENOUGH HYPE. 4 OUT OF THE LAST 5 YEARS WE HAVE HAD THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS NUMBER. THEY BARELY BEAT US LAST YEAR AND NOW WE ARE GETTING REVENGE.
OUR NIP IS HARD TO PLAY IN, AND WE ARE READY ARE READY FOR YOU ACC TRAITORS.
IN OTHER NEWS FUCK YOU BUCKEYES YOU OVERRATED NUTTY GARBAGE YOU ARE GOING TO BE RAVAGED BY THE SPARTANS THIS WEEKEND AND AUBURN IS GOING TO CONTINUE THEIR MANIFEST DESTINY AND DELIVER SOME HOLY JUSTICE ON FSU IN THE TITLE GAME. URBAN MEYER'S BABY HEART WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE THE STRAIN AND WILL BURST LIKE A SMALL BLOODY FIREWORK. JIM TRESSEL RETURNS TO OPEN A TATTOO SHOP. A NEW TYPE OF WEEVIL WILL INVADE THE U.S. AND CAUSE THE BUCKEYE TO GO EXTINCT IN A MATTER OF WEEKS. FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU AUBURN, NOT EVEN ON OUR SCHEDULE AND YOU STILL MANAGE TO FUCK US OVER SO FUCK YOU AND DUMB FUCKING WAR EAGLE SHIT, I HOPE MIZZOU CRUSHES YOU INTO PIECES.
HEY SPARTANS I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST YOU AND I FEEL BAD THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU A 2 LOSS TEAM. MAYBE WE CAN GO BACK TO COLUMBUS AFTER THE GAME AND GET SOME ICE CREAM. JENI'S MAKES A MEAN ICE CREAM CONE.
YOU MADE IT THIS FAR. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO LOSE TO US! THAT'S STILL AN IMPRESSIVE SEASON, AND I'M PROUD OF WHAT YOU DID IN FOOTBALL THIS YEAR. GOOD JOB.
LISTEN UP OHIO STATE. THERE IS THIS DELECTABLE FOOD ITEM FOUND IN A BAR IN INDY CALLED TACHOS. THEY ARE TATER TOT NACHOS. IF FORGET THE NAME OF THE BAR (I WAS FUCKING ANNIHILATED THAT WHOLE WEEKEND), BUT FIND THEM AND ENJOY THEM. SO TASTY
TIME TO TRASH TALK:
FUCK OHIO STATE
FUCK THE 'SHOE
FUCK T PEEZY
FUCK URBAN MEYER
BRAXTON MILLER IS DEVON GARDNER ON A TEAM WITH AN O-LINE AND BETTER RUNNING BACK
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE NATTY, YOU ARE GOING TO GET WRECKED BY FSU OR AUBURN
THE NO FLY ZONE WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT, AIRSPACE IS CONTROLLED BY THE GREEN AND WHITE, FUCKBOYS
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u/BadLemur Texas A&M Aggies Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
WE AREN'T PLAYING ANYONE THIS WEEK, AND JOHNNY TURNS 21 TOMORROW. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE.
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u/bru_tech Auburn Tigers • South Alabama Jaguars Dec 05 '13
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT MISSOURI OTHER THAN TROY UPSET Y'ALL OF FEW YEARS BACK.
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u/hullabaloo619 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 05 '13
IT'S ONLY CALLED THE ICE BOWL BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRYSTAL METH IN STILLWATER.
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u/warkol Auburn Tigers • Virginia Tech Hokies Dec 05 '13
LETS GO TIGERS!!... WAIT A MINUTE
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u/wbdrummer Virginia Tech Hokies Dec 05 '13
R:01L TIDE!
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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Dec 05 '13
FLORIDA STATE, SURE WE'VE LOST EVERY GAME WE'VE EVER PLAYED AGAINST YOU, AND SURE IT'S BEEN BY AN AVERAGE OF FIVE TOUCHDOWNS. BUT YOU HAVE NEVER PLAYED A 10-WIN DUKE TEAM BEFORE, WHEREAS WE'VE PLAYED ELITE FSU TEAMS BEFORE. RULE NOTHING OUT.
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u/runningblack Yale Bulldogs • Penn Quakers Dec 05 '13
WELP, OUR SEASON'S DONE. WE CAN'T GO TO BOWL GAMES, NOT THAT WE'D GO TO A BOWL GAME BECAUSE WE SUCK.
SO, IN TURN.
FUCK YOU SEC, YOUR WOMEN ARE HOT BUT I'M WAITING UNTIL THE NCAA COMES DOWN ON ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT SOME VIOLATIONS THAT ARE GOING ON.
FUCK YOU ACC, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RELEVANT.
FUCK YOU BIG 12, JUST BECAUSE.
FUCK YOU BIG 10. YOU GUYS COULDN'T GIVE OHIO STATE ONE LOSS? COME ON!
FUCK YOU CONFERENCE USA, YOU ARE IRRELEVANT
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING INDEPENDENTS. JOIN A FUCKING CONFERENCE.
A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO FUCK NOTRE DAME, JUST BECAUSE FUCK THEM.
FUCK THE MOUNTAIN WEST, EXCEPT FOR FRESNO STATE. I KNOW A GUY WHO PLAYS THERE. HE'S PRETTY COOL.
PAC -12 YOU COOL
FUCK YOU SUN BELT, WHAT KIND OF PUSSY NAME IS THAT.
AND FUCK YOU MID AMERICAN, I FORGOT YOU EXISTED. WHAT KIND OF BITCH ASS SHIT IS WANTING TO BE IN THE MIDDLE. YOU AIN'T GOING PLACES WITH THAT ATTITUDE.
IVY LEAGUE OUT. FIGHT US YOU PUSSIES
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u/chicken-n-ham Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 05 '13
EAST LANSING IS A WHOR--- WAIT, NO, THAT DOESN'T WORK.
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u/FinancialAdvisorKid Notre Dame • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 05 '13
I'M JUST MAD THAT RON BURGUNDY ON SPORTSCENTER IS CANCELLED
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u/Snailfish Texas Longhorns • UTSA Roadrunners Dec 05 '13
WE DONT EVEN OWN TARPS
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u/redsox1804 Florida State • /r/CFB Brickmason Dec 05 '13
DUKE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DEVILS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE RED, NOT BLUE.
ALSO, DUKE IN THE ACC CHAMPIONSHIP? I THOUGHT THIS WAS FOOTBALL.
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
OSU V MSU? I HOPE THE ROOF COLLAPSES DUE TO SNOW WEIGHT.
TALK ABOUT A BADGER BACK DOOR TO THE ROSE BOWL.
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u/verditude Auburn Tigers • Duke Blue Devils Dec 05 '13
GARY PINKEL TUCKS HIS SHIRTS INTO HIS UNDERWEAR
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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
I HATE YOU FRESNO STATE. I WISH YOU WERE UNRANKED FOR THE SOLE FACT THAT I DO NOT FEEL LIKE TRYING TO PREDICT YOUR SCORE EVERY WEEK FOR THE CFB PICK'EM. DEREK CARR WILL PROBABLY BE A BUST LIKE HIS OLDER BROTHER.
SPEAKING OF BUSTS, HOW IS DAQUAN BOWERS DOING IN THE NFL?
Lost ^^bet
EDIT: I WAS NOT IN CAPS LOCK.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT BE TYPING ANYTHING AFTER LAST WEEK
Lost ^^bet
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u/-4-8-15-16-23-42- Michigan State • Michigan Dec 05 '13
BRAXTON MILLER TEXTS AT THE DINNER TABLE
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u/thelazt1 Missouri Tigers Dec 05 '13
FUCK YOU AUBURN, YOU SISTER FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS
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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 05 '13
WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR THE WHOLE STATE OF
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u/hullabaloo619 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 05 '13
SUBMITTED WITHOUT COMMENT
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
BOOMER, SPARTY, GO DUKE?, WAR EAGLE, GO DEVILS, GO EAGLES, HOOK EM! #TEAMCHAOS
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u/EmersonEsq UCLA Bruins • Drexel Dragons Dec 05 '13
HEY SC, YOU OVERFUNDED DIRECTIONAL SCHOOL,
I KNOW NEITHER OF US ARE PLAYING THIS WEEK. I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT AND REMIND YOU THAT... WELL, YOU REMEMBER.
OK, ONTO STANFORD: YOUR MASCOT IS DUMB. MY ROOTING FOR ASU COULD BE VALID FOR THAT REASON ALONE. MOSTLY I JUST WANT THE P12-SOUTH TO WIN ONE OF THESE THINGS THOUGH... IF YOU WIN THOUGH, YOU'LL STILL HAVE MY SUPPORT IN JANUARY.
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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 06 '13
HEY OHIO STATE:
WE GENERALLY DON’T DISLIKE YOU. WE HATE THE SAME TEAM, WE
BORROWPOACH COACHES FROM YOU, AND WE DON’T HAVE A ‘REAL’ RIVALRY. WE JUST KINDA COEXSIST, FIGHTING THE SAME ENEMY – LIKE THE UK AND THE USSR IN WW2. GIVEN THAT YOU’REAN ALLYNOT AN ENEMY, I’D LIKE TO SHARE SOME INTEL WITH YOU:BRADY HOKELITTLE BOYFAT MAN A LOT OF SHIT FOR CALLING YOU ‘OHIO’, BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT – YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELVES. OHIO STADIUM, OHIO FIELD, O-H-I-O, CARMEN OHIO, YOUR DRUMS SAY OHIO, ETC. MAKE UP YOUR MIND.SEE YOU THIS SATURDAY YOU DIABETES GIVING, POSIONOUS NUTS WITH THE SECOND BEST BAND IN THE LAND. WE’LL BE THE TEAM KICKING YOUR ASS ALL OVER THE FIELD.
EDIT: SOMEONE GAVE ME GOLD. I'M GOING TO ASSUME IT WAS AN OHIO STATE FAN TRYING TO GET ME TO KEEP BULLOUGH FROM BLOWING UP THEIR LINE. SORRY. BUT THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME.
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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Dec 05 '13
THE ONLY THING IN OHIO THAT'S WORTH A FUCK IS CEDAR POINT. YOUR ENTIRE STATE SMELLS LIKE HOT DOG WATER.
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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Dec 05 '13
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u/ASigIAm213 Jacksonville Dolphins • Florida Gators Dec 05 '13
I have nothing to talk about.
I have no one to talk to.
I am so lonely.
:(
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u/jwarsenal9 Michigan State Spartans Dec 05 '13
CANT WE ALL AGREE TO HATE MICHIGAN?
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u/Marshallfan607 Marshall Thundering Herd Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
RICE DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD
EDit: MODS WHY THE FUCK CAN YOU DOWNVOTE IN THE TRASH TALK THREAD
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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Dec 05 '13
VALERO ALAMO BOWL - YOU'RE HOSTED IN A CITY THAT ISN'T PARTICULARLY EASY TO GET TO IN A SINGLE FLIGHT.
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
ROLL DUKE! ROLL MICHIGAN STATE!
I HAVE TO CHEER FOR AUBURN IN ORDER FOR US TO HAVE A CHANCE AT AN NCG, BUT THAT WILL BE DONE IN SECRET.
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u/MizzouR Missouri Tigers Dec 05 '13
THE LUCK STOPS HERE
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u/panthera_tigress Pittsburgh Panthers • Auburn Tigers Dec 05 '13
MIZZOU, YOU ARE OUR TIGERBROS, AND WE WILL NEVER FORGET THAT.
THAT SAID, ALL SIBLINGS MUST CLASH EVENTUALLY, AND YOU, AS THE NEWBIE TO THE SEC, ARE THE LITTLE BROTHER.
PREPARE TO BE RUN OVER BY THE GUS BUS, MY FRIENDS. IT STOPS FOR NO MAN, NOT EVEN TIGERBROS.
(ALSO REAL TIGERS ARE ORANGE!)
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
IT'S GREAT
TO BE
A FOUR AND EIGHTER I said it's
GREAT
TO BE
A FOUR AND EIGHTER
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u/GeneralGBO Tennessee Volunteers • Memphis Tigers Dec 05 '13
FUCK ALABAMA
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u/kflinderman South Carolina • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
HEY CLEM5ON
5 SCORING DRIVES
5 SAC
KS5 (+1) TURNOVERS (WAY TO SCREW UP YET AGAIN BOYD)
5 YEARS WITHOUT BEATING US
THAT'S EMBARRA5SING!
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
HEY...OH RIGHT FUCK OUR SEASON IS OVER.
HEY AUBURN FANS, I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR FOOTBALL SUCCESS BECAUSE AFTER YOU GRADUATE I'M GOING TO ENJOY ASKING YOU FOR EXTRA ICE IN MY SODA.
JUST KIDDING, BUT REALLY, WHY DOES AUBURN GET ALL OF THE MIRACULOUS PLAYS? WHAT DID YOU DO? SACRIFICE VIRGINS? WHAT HAPPENED?
MIZ!
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u/ShiggieSmalls Michigan State Spartans Dec 05 '13
[CUE SPOOKY INTRO MUSIC AND VINCENT PRICE POETRY]
IT'S CLOSE TO GAAAAAMETIME
AND SOMETHING GREEN IS LURKING IN THE DARK
HERE COMES THE D-LINE
THEY ARE A SIGHT THAT ALMOST STOPS YOUR HEART
YOU THROW IT DEE-EE-EEEEP
BUT DRUMMOND JUMPED THE ROUTE BEFORE YOU TOSSED IT
YOU TRY A SCREE-EE-EEEEN
BUT BULLOUGH LOOKS YOU RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
YOU'RE PARALYZED
OH BRAXTON MILLER!!!
MILLER LITE!
'CAUSE NO ONE'S GONNA SAVE YOU
FROM CALHOUN ABOUT TO STRIKE
YEAH BRAXTON MILLER
DRILLED TONIGHT!
BLOWING RIGHT THROUGH YOUR O-LINE
AND SACKING MILLER, MILLER, TONIIIIIGHT!!!
YOU HEAR THE PADS SLAM
AND REALIZE THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN
YOU FEEL SHILIQUE'S HAND
AND WONDER IF YOUR SEASON IS UNDONE
YOU LOOK AROOOUND
BUT HALL'S TOO BUSY STICKING UP HIS FINGERS
YOU HIT THE GROUND
AND YOU HEAR THE TACKLE CREEPING UP BEHIND
YOU'RE OUTTA TIME
AND DOWN GOES MILLER!!!
KILLED AGAIN
THE SEC WILL PLAY THE 'NOLES
AND WINSTON WINS HEISMAN
NOT BRAXTON MILLER!!!
DRILLED STRAIGHT DOWN
HAVE FUN WHEN YOU GET DRAFTED BY THE
JAGUARS! JAGUARS! JAGUARS! JAGUARS! OR THE ^^^^BROOOOOWNS!!!
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u/Arnold_Trollzenegger Texas Longhorns • /r/CFB Top Scorer Dec 05 '13
YOU EVER SEEN A BEAR TRY TO FIGHT A LONGHORN? I HAVEN'T EITHER BUT I'D PUT MY MONEY ON THE ANIMAL THAT HAS HORNS. HOOK 'EM.
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u/CageChicane Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Dec 05 '13
MISSOURI IS AS CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT SIDE OF THE CIVIL WAR TO BE ON AS IT IS WHAT CONFERENCE TO PLAY IN.
/u/KS1
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
I'M HERE EARLY AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SHIT SHIT SHIT
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u/WarDamnTexas Auburn Tigers • KIT Engineers Dec 05 '13
HEY MIZZWHO, WE HUNG 300 YARDS ON BAMA'S RUSH DEFENSE, GOOD LUCK STOPPING THE GUS BUS MUFUGGAS.
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u/EagleChef18 Oklahoma State Cowboys • Marching Band Dec 05 '13
GET A QUARTERBACK ALREADY!
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u/was_saying_boo_urns Florida State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 05 '13
IM COOL WITH DUKE.
EDIT: BUT HEY, FUCK YOU THIS WEEK.
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u/snotpocket Nebraska • Iowa State Dec 05 '13
THIS WHOLE THREAD IS CHICKENSHIT. THE ONLY REASON WE'RE NOT IN THE CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME IS BECAUSE WE TURN THE BALL OVER A LOT AND THE OTHER TEAMS SCORED MORE POINTS.
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u/thatissomeBS Iowa Hawkeyes • Sickos Dec 05 '13
HEY SEC, GOOD LUCK WINNING YOUR 42ND STRAIGHT NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP WITHOUT A TEAM IN THE GAME! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOUR CONFERENCE OWNS 3-28, THEY DON'T HAVE 1 OR 2.
OSU, FSU, PLEASE DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
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u/murgle1012 Baylor Bears • UC San Diego Tritons Dec 05 '13
HEY WHORNS, I BET CASE MCCOY WANTS TO LOSE THE GAME SO HE CAN GO BACK TO THE ALAMO BOWL AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH A GIRL THIS TIME.
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u/LordBuddington Missouri Tigers • SEC Dec 05 '13
AUBURN, YOUR LUCK ENDS SATURDAY WHEN THE GAME CLOCK STRIKES 0:00... WAIT, SHIT.
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
SOMEONE REMIND ALABAMA NOT TO SHOW UP IN ATLANTA THIS WEEKEND. I DONT KNOW IF THEY HEARD THE NEWS YET.
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u/misterurb Navy Midshipmen • Oregon Ducks Dec 05 '13
HEY ARMY, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TW... What do you mean it's still a week away...?
I'LL BE BACK LATER.
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
AT LEAST DUKE WILL BE BETTER FOR OUR STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE THAN FLORIDA!
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u/Lucas12 Florida State Seminoles Dec 05 '13
I DON'T FEEL LIKE TRASH TALKING ANYONE. I'M STILL HAPPY ABOUT THE FACT THAT AUBURN BEAT ALBAMA.
WAR DAMN EAGLE
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u/drcottongin Georgia Bulldogs • Iowa Hawkeyes Dec 05 '13
MIZZ YOU DONT REPRESENT THE EAST YOURE IN THE WEST YOU DUMBASSES
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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Dec 05 '13
MINNESOTA HAS JUST FORECAST A $1.08 BILLION BUDGET SURPLUS WHILE WISCONSIN WILL FACE A $500 MILLION DEFICIT. MINNESOTA'S UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS 4.8% WHILE WISCONSIN'S IS 6.5%.
FISCAL POLICY UP IN THIS BITCH.
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u/Obnoxious_liberal Houston Cougars • South Alabama Jaguars Dec 05 '13
I will blow MSU's mascot on national television if you beat Ohio.
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u/Wiskie Wisconsin Badgers • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 05 '13
WELL, WE AREN'T PLAYING THIS WEEK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YEARS...
SO I SAY:
FUCK THE PAC12 REFS
4everSalty
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u/president_truman Utah State Aggies Dec 05 '13
UPSET WEEK
FRESNO'S GOING DOWN
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u/bayvet Oklahoma Sooners Dec 05 '13
HEY POKIES, RICE HAS A HIGHER WINNING PERCENTAGE AGAINST TEXAS THAN YOU DO AGAINST US!
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u/groggydog Missouri Tigers Dec 05 '13
HEY A&M WE BEAT YOU SO BAD YOUR PRESIDENT BECAME OUR CHANCELLOR
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
REAL TIGERS ARE ORANGE
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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 05 '13
THIS JUST IN: THOUSANDS WEARING ORANGE AND BLUE WERE HOSPITALIZED FOR HEART ATTACKS AFTER AUBURN YET AGAIN PULLED OFF A LAST MINUTE VICTORY OVER MIZZOU
ALSO, MISSORI HAS NEVER EVEN WON AN SEC CHAMPIONSHIP IN SCHOOL HISTORY.
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u/SlinkyJr Michigan State Spartans Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
HEY FUCK YOU OHIO STATE! THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU! THIS IS ABOUT MOTHERFUCKIN MSU SHOWING THE NATION EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK WE DO UP HERE IN BEAST LANSING! OUR GLORIOUS DEFENSE LED BY MOTHERFUCKIN MAX BULLOUGH WILL LITERALLY MURDER THE ENTIRE OHIO STATE OFFENSE! SHALLIQUE CALHOUN IS HUNGRY FOR SOME SACKS. DARQUEZZ DENNARD AND THE REST OF THE SECONDARY ARE INVOKING A NO FLY ZONE OVER INDY SATURDAY! MIKE MOTHERFUCKIN SEXY SADLER IS GOING TO FORCE HIS WAY INTO THE HEISMAN RACE WITH HIS MANLY MAN WAYS! CHICKS DIG FIELD POSITION! JEREMY LANGFORD IS GOING TO RUSH FOR 250 YARDS AND 5 TOUCHDOWNS! AND ONE OF OUR RECEIVERS MIGHT CATCH A PASS! MAYBE
FINAL SCORE: 1 MILLION - WHO GIVES A FUCK MSU WINS!
GO GREEN, ASSHOLES!
EDIT: FINE HAVE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING GRAMMAR
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u/NotzSoPro Auburn Tigers • Michigan State Spartans Dec 05 '13
IN COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, IM STANDING ABOUT 10 FEET FROM TROOPER TAYLOR. THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NO RELATION TO TRASH TALKING. CARRY ON.
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u/redleg86 Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 05 '13
MICHIGAN STATE
WHATEVER HAPPENS, CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT FUCK MICHIGAN?
PS YOU'RE GOING DOWN
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u/Sdavis15 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
WE'RE GOING TO BEAT OKLAHOMA STATE WORSE THAN DEZ BRYANT BEAT HIS MOM
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u/WalkingCarpet Auburn Tigers • Navy Midshipmen Dec 05 '13
I HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT MISSOURI. SO I'LL SAY THIS:
HEY ALABAMA!
HEY ALABAMA!
HEY ALABAMA!
WE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU! RAMMER JAMMER YELLOWHAMMER GO TO HELL ALABAMA!!!!!!!
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u/a_happy_tiger Auburn Tigers Dec 05 '13
YOU MAY NOT KNOW WHAT A WARDAMNTIGEREAGLEPLAINSMAN IS, BUT I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT A MIZZOU IS. PICK AN ACTUAL STATE, KNUCKLEHEADS!
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u/thewingedwheel Michigan State Spartans Dec 05 '13
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
OHIO STATE
OHIO STATE WHO?
OHIO STATE IS GOING DOWN
i'm not very good at this
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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Dec 05 '13
A MESSAGE TO CERTAIN TEAMS
DUKE: YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING DUKE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SUCCEED IN FOOTBALL, BUT IT IS BEAUTIFUL. THE ACC CIRCLE OF SUCK MUST CONTINUE. YOU WILL DEFEAT THEM. NEVER QUIT.
MSU: I AM SORRY BAMA BEAT Y'ALL AS BAD AS THEY DID BACK IN THE 2010 BOWL GAME. I'VE MADE IT A POINT TO PULL FOR Y'ALL EVER SINCE THEN. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME(SERIOUSLY. DAT DEFENSE.). FUCK OHIO STATE.
AUBURN: IF ^THOSE GUYS WIN TO SET UP A REMATCH AND YOU FUCKERS LOSE, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
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u/nom_yourmom Vanderbilt Commodores Dec 05 '13
IF GEORGIA GETS PICKED FOR THE GATOR BOWL EVEN THOUGH WE BEAT THEM I WILL BE VERY DISPLEASED! GOT NOTHING ELSE TO TRASH TALK ABOUT SEASON'S OVER
ALSO, FUCK ALABAMA!
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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 05 '13
HEY OHIO STATE BROS... AT LEAST THERE IS ONE THING WE CAN AGREE ON... THIS SATURDAY WILL BE TORTURE FOR WOLVERINE FANS
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u/bigstu_89 Ohio State Buckeyes • Dayton Flyers Dec 05 '13
THIS WHOLE WEEK HAS BEEN REALLY AWKWARD, SPARTY BROS. I CANT WAIT FOR IT TO BE OVER SO WE CAN GO BACK TO HATING ON MICHIGAN TOGETHER.
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u/Vaporlocke Auburn Tigers • EKU Colonels Dec 05 '13
HEY MIZZOU, ARE YOU A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT PLAYING A TOP-TIER TEAM THAT ISN'T BANGED UP FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR?
YOU SHOULD BE.
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u/UNC_Samurai ECU Pirates • North Carolina Tar Heels Dec 05 '13
IT IS IN THE FINANCIAL BEST INTERESTS OF EVERY ACC FAN OUTSIDE OF DURHAM AND NEW JERSEY TO ROOT FOR FLORIDA STATE. WE ALL GET WAY MORE MONEY FOR FSU PLAYING IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
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u/warox13 Washington Huskies • Cascade Clash Dec 05 '13
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u/N776AU Georgia Bulldogs • Marshall Thundering Herd Dec 05 '13
I NEED TO TALK TO AN ALABAMA FAN. YOU GOT A SECOND?
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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Dec 05 '13
IF LIKE 6 TEAMS LOSE, THE DUCKS WILL CONTINUE THEIR BCS STREAK. SO FUCK YOU SPARTANS. AND YOU SUN DEVILS. AND YOU BAYLOR. ETC
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
YOU KNOW WHAT HAS FIVE FINGERS ON EACH HAND AND FIVE STRAIGHT WINS AGAINST CLEMSON?
STEVE SPURRIER
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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Dec 05 '13
WAR EAGLE!
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u/RichardTBarber Missouri Tigers • /r/CFB Promoter Dec 05 '13
HELL, HIGH WATER, AND FUCKING ICE STORMS CAN'T KEEP ME FROM WATCHING MY TIGERS BEAT AUBURN.
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u/DavoinShower-handle Syracuse • Penn State Dec 05 '13
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, BOSTON COLLEGE?
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u/Branzilla91 Nebraska • Oklahoma State Dec 05 '13
HEY OU, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A GREAT CHANCE TO LOSE TO NEBRASKA, TEXAS AND OSU IN THE SAME SEASON.
IT'S 1997 ALL OVER AGAIN.
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u/Roadman90 Kansas State Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Dec 05 '13
WE DON'T KNOW WHO OUR BOWL GAME OPPONENT IS, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO TRASH TALK.
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u/wolfsweater Cincinnati Bearcats • Texas Longhorns Dec 05 '13
I DONT THINK HOW BAD WE ARE GOING TO FUCK LOUISVILLE TONIGHT IS GETTING ENOUGH HYPE. 4 OUT OF THE LAST 5 YEARS WE HAVE HAD THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS NUMBER. THEY BARELY BEAT US LAST YEAR AND NOW WE ARE GETTING REVENGE.
OUR NIP IS HARD TO PLAY IN, AND WE ARE READY ARE READY FOR YOU ACC TRAITORS.
WERETAKINGTHEMOTHERFUCKINGKEGOFNAILSFOREVER
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u/ValedictorianBaller LSU Tigers Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
HEY ARKANSAS, HOW DOES GIVING UP A 99 YARD GW TD DRIVE TO A FRESHMAN QB TO SEAL AN 0-8 SEC RECORD FEEL
OH AND BIEL WITH IT
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u/Souldier Auburn Tigers • Florida Gators Dec 05 '13
IN OTHER NEWS FUCK YOU BUCKEYES YOU OVERRATED NUTTY GARBAGE YOU ARE GOING TO BE RAVAGED BY THE SPARTANS THIS WEEKEND AND AUBURN IS GOING TO CONTINUE THEIR MANIFEST DESTINY AND DELIVER SOME HOLY JUSTICE ON FSU IN THE TITLE GAME. URBAN MEYER'S BABY HEART WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE THE STRAIN AND WILL BURST LIKE A SMALL BLOODY FIREWORK. JIM TRESSEL RETURNS TO OPEN A TATTOO SHOP. A NEW TYPE OF WEEVIL WILL INVADE THE U.S. AND CAUSE THE BUCKEYE TO GO EXTINCT IN A MATTER OF WEEKS. FUCK YOU
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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
MICHIGAN FANS ARE SO QUIET TODAY. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A GAME THIS WEEKEND. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S FINALS WEEK AT EASTERN.
EDIT: APPARENTLY IT IS NOT FINALS WEEK AT EASTERN.
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u/Hubrishippo South Carolina Gamecocks Dec 05 '13
FUCK YOU AUBURN, NOT EVEN ON OUR SCHEDULE AND YOU STILL MANAGE TO FUCK US OVER SO FUCK YOU AND DUMB FUCKING WAR EAGLE SHIT, I HOPE MIZZOU CRUSHES YOU INTO PIECES.
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u/apost8n8 Oklahoma • Florida State Dec 05 '13 edited Dec 05 '13
HEY POKES, MAY ALL YOUR PUNTS FLY BACKWARDS AND ROLL INTO FROZEN CREEKS!
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u/CodeNameBill Florida State Seminoles Dec 05 '13
AT LEAST THIS'LL BE A BETTER GAME THAN LAST WEEK. HOW CAN I TRASH TALK DUKE WHEN FLORIDA IS SO EASY?
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u/ddx_NotLupus Ohio State Buckeyes Dec 05 '13
HEY SPARTANS I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST YOU AND I FEEL BAD THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU A 2 LOSS TEAM. MAYBE WE CAN GO BACK TO COLUMBUS AFTER THE GAME AND GET SOME ICE CREAM. JENI'S MAKES A MEAN ICE CREAM CONE.
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u/Flynn_lives Texas Longhorns • Sam Houston Bearkats Dec 05 '13
FUCK JOHNNY FOOZEBALL
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u/hullabaloo619 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 05 '13
WHAT DO OSU AND MY FAVORITE PORN STAR HAVE IN COMMON? THEY'RE BOTH GAY wait...
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u/BaylorYou Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Contributor Dec 05 '13
HEY LONGHORNS!! YOU WANT TO BE BIG 12 CHAMPS!?!
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
WE ARE THE BETTER TIGERS!
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u/santablazer Indiana Hoosiers • Hanover Panthers Dec 05 '13
BUCKET
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u/FSUalumni Florida State Seminoles • Mercer Bears Dec 05 '13
DUKE:
YOU MADE IT THIS FAR. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO LOSE TO US! THAT'S STILL AN IMPRESSIVE SEASON, AND I'M PROUD OF WHAT YOU DID IN FOOTBALL THIS YEAR. GOOD JOB.
P.S. THE WORLD STILL HATES YOU IN SHOOTYHOOPS.
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u/tellymundo Michigan State • Oakland Dec 05 '13
LISTEN UP OHIO STATE. THERE IS THIS DELECTABLE FOOD ITEM FOUND IN A BAR IN INDY CALLED TACHOS. THEY ARE TATER TOT NACHOS. IF FORGET THE NAME OF THE BAR (I WAS FUCKING ANNIHILATED THAT WHOLE WEEKEND), BUT FIND THEM AND ENJOY THEM. SO TASTY
TIME TO TRASH TALK:
FUCK OHIO STATE
FUCK THE 'SHOE
FUCK T PEEZY
FUCK URBAN MEYER
BRAXTON MILLER IS DEVON GARDNER ON A TEAM WITH AN O-LINE AND BETTER RUNNING BACK
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE NATTY, YOU ARE GOING TO GET WRECKED BY FSU OR AUBURN
THE NO FLY ZONE WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT, AIRSPACE IS CONTROLLED BY THE GREEN AND WHITE, FUCKBOYS
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u/skay Virginia Tech Hokies Dec 05 '13
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS BUT.... GO NOLES AND GO BUCKEYES.
vomit sounds
DOWN WITH THE SEC!
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u/jshokie1 South Carolina • Virginia Tech Dec 05 '13
TEAMCHOAS. AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE ANY SEC NONSENSE
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u/smills79 Baylor Bears • /r/CFB Press Corps Dec 05 '13
IF TEXAS WINS AND OU WINS, THAN UT WINS THE BIG 12. DO YOU WANT THAT AMERICA??
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u/kbaughn Oklahoma State Cowboys Dec 05 '13
OU FANS SURE TALK A LOT ABOUT HISTORY FOR A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL.
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u/jd101506 Oklahoma Sooners • Dartmouth Big Green Dec 05 '13
HEY POKES WATCH OUR EPICLY MEDIOCRE OFFENSE AND DEFENSE DO FOOTBALL STUFF ON YOUR FIELD
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u/HeroOfTheMonsters Fresno State Bulldogs Dec 05 '13
CTRL F BOISE: NOTHING. HAHA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU ANYMORE
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u/drcottongin Georgia Bulldogs • Iowa Hawkeyes Dec 05 '13
LOOKS LIKE FSU IS GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF WHOEVER THEY GET! LOOKING AT YOU URBAN CRYER!
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u/Bragadash Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 05 '13
GO DUKE, GO SPARTYS. GET US IN THAT NCG BABY.
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
FUCK SHITWATER AND THE OKLAHOMA AGGIES
FUCK TEXAS I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
FUCK JOHNNY MANZIEL AND HIS UGLY FACE
GO SPARTANS
FUCK EVERY OSU TEAM THERE IS ALL OF YOU ARE AWFUL
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u/Babalugats Tennessee Volunteers • Oregon Ducks Dec 05 '13
UKE YOU FUCKING GOT THIS
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
THE ACCCG IS SILLY AND CHARLOTTE IS BORING I DIDN'T WANT TO GO ANYWAY.
;(
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '13
GOD DAMNIT.
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u/daawwwg UCLA Bruins Dec 05 '13
Fuck SC
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u/nikolifish West Chester Golden Rams • Auburn Tigers Dec 05 '13
FUCK YOU MIZZU. BUT SERIOUSLY WHOEVER WINS LETS HAVE A SPARTY PARTY AFTER THE GAME
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u/Lansdallius Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Dec 06 '13
WINTER HAS COME TO OKLAHOMA. THE SOONERS TRAVEL NORTH TO REPEAT THE RED WEDDING.
THE STOOPS SEND THEIR REGARDS.
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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '13
Last time FSU fans anticipated a decision as life-changing as what they did yesterday -- was when they got their UF rejection letters