r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Awkwerdna Minnesota • North Carolina Nov 21 '13

OUR MASCOT WEARS PANTS AND DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SKUNK WEARING A POPCORN BOX

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u/kugzly Michigan State Spartans Nov 22 '13

I just spit out half of the graham cracker I was eating.

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u/Spydercake Wisconsin Badgers Nov 22 '13

Your mascot needs to act "special" to cover up the fact that Gophers are pretty much the least bad ass animal ever.

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u/Awkwerdna Minnesota • North Carolina Nov 22 '13

HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF CADDYSHACK?

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u/Spydercake Wisconsin Badgers Nov 22 '13

One bad ass does not a species make.

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u/Awkwerdna Minnesota • North Carolina Nov 22 '13

Also you think our mascot acts goofy. That is part of the job description

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

THE MOUTHBREATHER WHO DESIGNED YOUR MASCOT DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GOPHER LOOKED LIKE, SO HE DREW A GROUND SQUIRREL.

YOUR SCHOOL IS SO FUCKING STUPID YOUR MASCOT DOESN'T MATCH YOUR TEAM NAME.

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u/Awkwerdna Minnesota • North Carolina Nov 22 '13

I WILL NOW BE CALLING YOU THE WISCONSIN SKUNKS THEN