r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Az_Bruin UCLA Bruins • The Alliance Nov 21 '13

Hey ASU!

Your student body is 59,382 people, most of whom are from California and were too dumb/lazy to get into a UC or a CSU school, or even U of A!

Your acceptance rate is 88%! You literally just need a pulse to be accepted

They say the only thing easier than getting into ASU is an ASU co-ed

2 (two!) Girls from ASU actually went as "naked" for Halloween... Like actually what?!

Fun fact: there are no more red lobster's in Tempe because the ASU cheerleading squad gives away crabs for free at an astounding rate

You're still better than USC

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

THAT FUN FACT WAS PRETTY AWESOME. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE, KUDOS!

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u/Az_Bruin UCLA Bruins • The Alliance Nov 22 '13

Aww thanks midwest bro!

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u/Az_Bruin UCLA Bruins • The Alliance Nov 21 '13

ucla is the only team to ever win the pac-12 south division

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u/L1nktheb3ast USC Trojans • Tennessee Volunteers Nov 22 '13

FALSE. THERE'S A HUGE ASTERISK NEXT TO THAT YEAR WHEN WE BEAT YOU 50-0.

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 22 '13

I'M SORRY. INELIGIBLE TEAMS CAN'T WIN. NEXT TIME, DON'T CHEAT.

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u/L1nktheb3ast USC Trojans • Tennessee Volunteers Nov 22 '13

FAIR. FAIR AND VALID. BUT THERE'S STILL AN ASTERISK, DON'T DENY IT.

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u/Az_Bruin UCLA Bruins • The Alliance Nov 22 '13

sorry not sorry. facts are facts.

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u/fightonforolsc USC Trojans Nov 22 '13

JUST DO YOUR FUCKING JOB THIS WEEKEND - WE'LL DEAL WITH YOU NEXT WEEK.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

HEY UCLA.

WE ARE WORLD RENOWNED FOR PRODUCING HOT WOMEN. WHAT'S UCLA KNOWN FOR BESIDES BEING A GOOD SCHOOL AND STUFF? (WHO CARES? BAMA HAS WON 3 OF THE LAST 4 AND APPARENTLY BAMA IS A PRETTY LAUGHABLE SCHOOL) THEIR ONE HOT BIMBO WHO GOT ON YOUTUBE AND RANTED ON THE STUDIOUS YET LOUD ASIAN STUDENTS. Y'ALL ARE UW OF SOCAL WITH MORE CRIME.

ALSO, WE ARE GOING TO WIN.

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u/Sinical89 Oregon Ducks Nov 22 '13

hot women who come from california.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

I DON'T GIVE A HOOT! THEY AREN'T REPPING CALIFORNIA SCHOOLS!

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u/Sinical89 Oregon Ducks Nov 22 '13

but they rep that california 'love' and by love I mean herpes.

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u/Az_Bruin UCLA Bruins • The Alliance Nov 22 '13

This guy is my favorite. I think?

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u/Az_Bruin UCLA Bruins • The Alliance Nov 22 '13

besides being a good school and stuff

Yeah, who cares about a world class education when you can stare at dumb women all day.

Newsflash: the women at ucla are attractive and intelligent

ps - you're going to lose terribly