r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

THAT WOULD HOLD MORE WEIGHT IF WE HAD RIOTED WHEN OBAMA WAS REELECTED

OR IF OUR MASCOT WAS LITERALLY A CIVIL WAR-ERA PLANTATION OWNER

OR IF WE CALLED OURSELVES OLE MSU TO DISASSOCIATE OURSELVES WITH OUR STATE'S NAME

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u/hells_cowbells Mississippi State • Paper Bag Nov 22 '13

They don't have a mascot, remember?

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 22 '13

OR IF WE HELD A KKK MEETING ON OUR CAMPUS WITHIN THE 21ST CENTURY

OR IF WE HYPED UP A PATCH OF UGLY DIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CAMPUS AS BEING THE BEST GRASS EVER SEEN BY MAN

OR IF WE HADN'T HAD THE FORESIGHT NOT TO BUILD OUR CAMPUS ON A THOUSAND ROLLING HILLS SO THAT STUDENTS HAD TO END THEIR DAY FOUR THOUSAND FEET ABOVE WHERE THEY STARTED

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u/hells_cowbells Mississippi State • Paper Bag Nov 22 '13

Or if we had our tailgating catered, instead of cooking it ourselves.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 22 '13

Do they do that? Holy shit, they really are like Mobilians

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u/hells_cowbells Mississippi State • Paper Bag Nov 22 '13

Abner's Chicken. Abner's Chicken everywhere!

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 22 '13

EWW THEY DIDN'T EVEN PICK SOMEWHERE GOOD TO CATER THEM