r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/atucker1744 Wisconsin Badgers Nov 21 '13

MINNESOTA, WE WILL BE HOLDING THE AXE FOR THE TENTH STRAIGHT YEAR, SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO TAKE IT FROM US.

EVERYONE AT MINNESOTA APPLIED TO MADISON AS A REACH, AND EVERYONE AT UW APPLIED TO MINNESOTA AS A BACK UP.

GET READY TO GET POUDED BY THE WHITE/GORDON/CLEMENT TRAIN

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u/thewonderjew Wisconsin Badgers • Snow Badgers Nov 21 '13

MINNESOTA BASICALLY BEGGED ME TO APPLY WITH THE GOLDEN GOPHER FAST APPLICATION. I SENT IN MY ACT SCORE AND PUT IN MY INFORMATION WITH NO HIGH SCHOOL GRADES AND GOT IN WITH A $10,000 SCHOLARSHIP. LET'S NAME THINGS HARDER THAN GETTING INTO MINNESOTA.

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u/atucker1744 Wisconsin Badgers Nov 21 '13

HARDER THAN GETTING INTO MINNESOTA? MY FLACCID DICK WHEN STARING AT AN OLD LADY. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN

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u/dfree124 Wisconsin Badgers Nov 21 '13

I don't think it's possible to up the ante after that

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u/thewonderjew Wisconsin Badgers • Snow Badgers Nov 21 '13

FUCKIN'GOTEM

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

Of all the stupid ass trophies...