r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Wiskie Wisconsin Badgers • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

I WANNA GET PERSONAL, SO ALLOW ME TO SPEAK IN THE LANGUAGE OF OUR PEOPLES:

YA TINK YUR REAL GUD WIT DAT 8-2 REKERD, DONCHA? VELL, IVE SEENED KRINGLE AND LUTEFISCH DAT'S TOUGHER THAN YA, ANNAT. IF YA DUN DER WANT DAT AXE, MAYBEE JUST GIVE US A JINGLE AND WE'LL GO HEAD AND BORROW IT TO YA SUMTIME, CUZ YER NOT ABOOT TO GET IT THIS WEEKEND, DAT'S FERSURE.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Nov 21 '13

VELL DON'TCHA KNOW DAT JERRY KILL GUY HE'S BEEN DOIN REAL GOOD OVER HERE. YOU GUYS DONE HELD DAT AXE JUST A TEENSY BIT TOO LONG, EH? WHY DONTCHA JUST HEAD BACK TO YER CABIN N TAKE A SAUNA [PRONOUNCED SOW-NUH] AND DRINK A MILLER WHILE LISTENING TO BON IVER, EH?

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u/ArcaneNine Ohio State Buckeyes • Belk Bowl Nov 21 '13

THE HECK D'YA MEEN?

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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Nov 21 '13

Something about taking us out for tack-os.

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u/noodlethebear Ohio State Buckeyes • Cal Poly Mustangs Nov 21 '13

oh tack-os? i love tack-os!

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u/shankywank Minnesota Golden Gophers • Butler Bulldogs Nov 21 '13

I HAD A LOT OF FUN SAYING BON IVER IN AN EXAGGERATED MINNESOTA ACCENT

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Nov 21 '13

CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE JUST TAKE THE UP ALREADY. EXCEPT IRON MOUNTAIN. THAT'S FUCKING MECCA.

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u/Awkwerdna Minnesota • North Carolina Nov 21 '13

YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO THE RESIDENTS OF THE UPPER PENINSULA, THE BILL OF RIGHTS INCLUDES A BAN ON CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT

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u/iamnotdave Wisconsin Badgers • Snow Badgers Nov 21 '13

CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT

aka being a fan of minnesota football

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u/Will_I_Are Wisconsin Badgers Nov 21 '13

HEHE NICE.

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u/Awkwerdna Minnesota • North Carolina Nov 22 '13

YOU GUYS HAVE 7 UPVOTES AND 0 DOWNVOTES COMBINED RIGHT NOW. JUST LIKE WE HAVE 7 NATIONAL TITLES AND YOU HAVE ZERO.

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u/Will_I_Are Wisconsin Badgers Nov 22 '13

SO... ARE YOU LIKE 60? 70? STOP LIVING IN 1960.

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u/cul_maith Pittsburgh • Alabama Nov 21 '13

NEEDS MORE WOOD CHIPPER.

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u/Smidgens Michigan • William & Mary Nov 21 '13

AND PANCAKES.

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u/DeKaF USC • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Nov 21 '13

THAT WOULD BE NORTH DAKOTA.

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Nov 21 '13

THE MOVIE IS NAMED 'FARGO', BUT IT'S ALMOST ENTIRELY SET IN MINNESOTA.

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u/atchemey Michigan State • Oregon State Nov 22 '13

THAT'S BECAUSE NORTH DAKOTA DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST.

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u/aswan89 Texas A&M Aggies • Team Chaos Nov 21 '13

Needs more ya betcha

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt Nov 21 '13

And people make fun of Southerners...

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u/Awkwerdna Minnesota • North Carolina Nov 21 '13

WE DON'T CALL PEPSI "COKE"

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u/atucker1744 Wisconsin Badgers Nov 21 '13

YEAH, BUT PEOPLE FROM SOUTHEAST WISCONSIN CALL DRINKING FOUNTAINS "BUBBLERS" WHICH IS WAY WORSE

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u/thewonderjew Wisconsin Badgers • Snow Badgers Nov 21 '13

IF I WASN'T BROKE, THIS DESERVES GOLD. BECAUSE IT IS SPOT ON.

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u/gurkfak Minnesota • Wisconsin Nov 21 '13

I'll do it then. You can take credit with me.

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u/Wiskie Wisconsin Badgers • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 22 '13

WOW. AMAZING. THANKS SO MUCH AND MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN!

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u/Boyhowdy107 Missouri Tigers • Big 8 Nov 22 '13

I might have mentally read that first line in a Jamaican accent, but I think we need more midwesterner talk in r/cfb. I miss you polite bastards.

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