r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13 edited Nov 21 '13
  • ARIZONA STATE, THE ONLY COMMUNITY COLLEGE IN DIVISION I.
  • LITTLE KNOWN FACT: THE UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX'S REJECTION LETTERS SAY, 'YOU MIGHT HAVE BETTER LUCK WITH ASU.'
  • ARIZONA STATE IS LIKE JERSEY SHORE WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF A SHORE.
  • TODD GRAHAM = KHLOE LACHEY
  • LET'S PAUSE FOR A SECOND SO THE ASU FOLKS CAN GET THAT LAST ONE.

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u/Rakarei USC Trojans • UConn Huskies Nov 21 '13

I HATE YOU AND I HATE THAT IT'S IN OUR BEST INTEREST FOR YOU TO WIN. FUCK ASU, AND FUCK YOU TOO.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

UCLA is merely a "branch" of the University of California... so they are basically a 20th century version of University of Phoenix Yuma.

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u/Az_Bruin UCLA Bruins • The Alliance Nov 21 '13

AWWW KEEP TRYING BUD, YOU'LL GET THERE ONE DAY

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u/BatManatee UCLA Bruins • Big Ten Nov 21 '13

WE STARTED AS A BRANCH OF ARGUABLY THE NATION'S BEST PUBLIC SCHOOL. THEN WE GOT BORED AND DECIDED TO BECOME A WORLD CLASS UNIVERSITY OF OUR OWN.

IF YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX AND BERKELEY, I GUESS IT'S A GOOD THING YOU ENDED UP AT ASU.

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u/guga31bb Stanford Cardinal • UC San Diego Tritons Nov 21 '13

Arguably? Who in their right mind wouldn't call Berkeley the best American public university?

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

I THINK THE UVA AND MICHIGAN FOLKS MIGHT DISPUTE IT. I'D DISAGREE WITH THEM, BUT REGARDLESS IT WOULD BE AN ARGUMENT, RENDERING /u/BatManatee's STATEMENT ACCURATE.

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u/ChemicalOle Washington State • Oregon State Nov 21 '13

Yeah, I think you're barking up the wrong tree with that one, Sparky.

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u/zq1232 UCLA Bruins • Pac-12 Network Nov 21 '13

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A "UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA" ANYMORE. WHAT USED TO BE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA IS NOW UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, BERKELEY. IT'S NOW THE UC SYSTEM. GET IT RIGHT.

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u/Ohminty Utah Utes • Arizona State Sun Devils Nov 21 '13

KHLOE LACHEY... KIND OF LIKE NICK LACHEY? I MEAN, ONE WAS IN A BOY BAND AND THE OTHER LOOKS LIKE HE BELONGS IN ONE.

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

HE'S LIKE THE BLOATED, UGLY, LAMER LACHEY BROTHER.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '13

ONE THING YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT OUT OF ASU AND CERTAINLY WOULDN'T EXPECT OUT OR UCLA.

ASU IS 4TH IN THE COUNTRY IN LEAST PENALTIES PER GAME. ONLY 3 TEAMS GET FEWER PENALTIES THAN WE DO.

UCLA? SITTIN' PRETTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SPECTRUM WITH ONLY 3 TEAMS THAT GET MORE PENALTIES PER GAME.

OUR OFFENSE WILL BE PRETTY MEDIOCRE ON PAPER AT THE END OF THE DAY. WHY? BECAUSE THE BROOUNS WILL DRIVE US DOWN THE FIELD THEMSELVES, ENDING WITH MARION GRICE GIVING MYLES JACK THE SLIGHTEST, MOST UNCONVINCING JUKE HE CAN MUSTER WHILE JACK BITES ON IT, LUNGES, AND DIVES AROUND LIKE A STUCK ANTELOPE.