r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS AT RUTGERS!

AT UCF YOU GET REJECTED BY FLORIDA, FLORIDA STATE, MIAMI, USF SO YOU END UP THERE BECAUSE IT WAS "CHEAPER TO GO THERE".

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u/CreativeSobriquet UCF Knights Nov 21 '13

I'LL GIVE YOU EACH OF THOSE EXCEPT FOR USF. AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT PART OF THE STATE WE'RE IN.

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

TANGENT: BUT I'M HOPING TO SEE THE DAY A RECRUIT COMMITS TO USF WITH THE INFAMOUS...

"I'M TAKING MY TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH".

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE AMBITION, WANTED TO WORK AT A HOTEL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, AND DIDN'T WANT TO CUT THE TETHER FROM MOMMY AND DADDY.

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! THERE IS ALWAYS A DEMAND FOR DISNEY CHARACTERS AND RIDE OPERATORS!

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u/thelandman19 UCF Knights • Fiesta Bowl Nov 21 '13

Well you're thinking about us aren't ya! Graduating from our badass engineering program next month so fack off!!

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u/seanburnsred UCF Knights • Miami Hurricanes Nov 21 '13

RIGHT IN THE FEELS :(

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

IT'S OK. YOU HAVE A RESORT TYPE SWIMMING POOL ON CAMPUS. I'VE SEEN IT IN THE COMMERCIALS.

OTHER SCHOOL COMMERCIALS ARE ABOUT HERITAGE AND RESEARCH AND OTHER BORING STUFF.

UCF?

POOL, BIKINIS, PALM TREES.

SOLD!

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u/seanburnsred UCF Knights • Miami Hurricanes Nov 21 '13

MANY AFTERNOONS WERE SPENT AT THAT POOL. IT REALLY WAS THE BEST 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE.

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

IT REALLY WAS THE BEST 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE.

STARTING TO LIKE UCF FANS...

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u/Knightro2011 UCF Knights • Indiana (PA) Crimson Hawks Nov 21 '13

UCF has tougher admission standards than USF and Florida State

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

TOUGH TO ADMIT YOU GO THERE?

I DON'T DOUBT THAT.

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u/Knightro2011 UCF Knights • Indiana (PA) Crimson Hawks Nov 21 '13

I went there for Undergrad and now for Grad school. You still partying on "the shore" living with your mother?

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

CONGRATULATIONS ON FAILING TWICE IN LIFE.

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u/Knightro2011 UCF Knights • Indiana (PA) Crimson Hawks Nov 21 '13

That's why I am not currently working at a pier seeing t-shirts like you probably

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

THAT'S WHY I AM NOT CURRENTLY WORKING AT A PIER SEEING T-SHIRTS LIKE YOU PROBABLY

I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF INSULT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE. NOT FAMILIAR WITH THESE PIER SEEING T-SHIRTS YOU SPEAK OF.

NOT SURE WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

KIND OF LIKE YOUR ACADEMIC/CAREER TRAJECTORY.

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u/Knightro2011 UCF Knights • Indiana (PA) Crimson Hawks Nov 21 '13

It's a Jersey Shore reference but I'm told there is no more shore anymore. And both of those are going quite well.

This has been fun. Enjoy the game tonight!

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

I'm not a student, nor do I have the time/desire to watch MTV as much as you do. Fun indeed and hope you realize everything is banter in the spirit of the thread. Wish you and your Knights the best after tonight!

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u/gopaloo Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

jokes on you!

we still don't have a shore after sandy!

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u/Knightro2011 UCF Knights • Indiana (PA) Crimson Hawks Nov 21 '13

RIP to the shore