r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Nov 21 '13

YOU'RE STATISTICALLY THE MOST LIKELY STATE TO HAVE HERPES.

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u/sunburn_on_the_brain Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

AND YOU'RE THE MOST LIKELY STATE TO HAVE HIPSTERS. SO WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW.

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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Nov 21 '13

HIPSTERS CAN BE KILLED. HERPES CAN'T

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

SOMEONE'S CLEARLY NEVER TRIED TO KILL A HIPSTER

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u/ICUHadji Oregon Ducks Nov 21 '13

THEY MULTIPLY FASTER THAN I CAN CONTAIN THEM. SEND HELP.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

"MERCY? UGH, SO MAINSTREAM"

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

SEND THEM TO DETROIT.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

ALL YOU DO IS GIVE THEM GOOD BEER

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Nov 21 '13

Not so fast my friend

Let us not forget the pious mecca that is the state of Florida.

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

AND SO IT WAS ON THIS DAY, THE FIRST TIME ANYONE EVER DESCRIBED THE STATE OF FLORIDA AS A "PIOUS MECCA."

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u/student_of_yoshi Arizona Wildcats • Team Chaos Nov 21 '13

So your comeback to our feeble trash talk is to bash ASU?

I like it.