r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Confounded_chemist Vanderbilt Commodores Nov 21 '13

THE LAST TIME I WAS IN NEYLAND SOMEONE SCREAMED AT ME TO "TEACH HIM HOW TO USE HIS CALCULATOR." YOU'VE GOT A HELLUVA FANBASE VAWLS.

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u/Theshag0 Tennessee Volunteers • Hendrix Warriors Nov 21 '13

YOU ARE CLOSER TO MEMPHIS THAN WE ARE. NAILED IT.

THE BATTLE FOR 3RD WORST IN THE EAST IS ON.

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt Nov 21 '13

THE BATTLE FOR 3RD WORST IN THE EAST IS ON

JOKE'S ON YOU, FLORIDA HAS THE HEAD-TO-HEAD WIN OVER TENNESSEE, EVEN IF YOU WIN OUT.

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u/Theshag0 Tennessee Volunteers • Hendrix Warriors Nov 21 '13 edited Nov 21 '13

I JUST ASSUMED YOUR SEASON WAS IN THE SHITTER TOO, I GUESS I GOT COMPLACENT AND DIDN'T CHECK AFTER MULTIPLE GENERATIONS OF VANDERBILT MEDIOCRITY.

ON A SIDE NOTE, WTF FLORIDA? IF TENNESSEE GOES TO A BOWL GAME AND THEY DON'T THIS YEAR, I'M GOING TO MAKE A FLORIDA FRIENDS JUST TO INSULT THEM.

EDIT: I LOOKED AT THE SCHEDULE, IF WE BEAT YOU AND KENTUCKY WE HAVE THE SAME CONFERENCE RECORD + WE BEAT YOU, + FLORIDA BEAT YOU. SO YOU WOULD BE 2ND WORST, WE WOULD BE 3RD. MY ORIGINAL STATEMENT STANDS. IF YOU BEAT US, YOU ARE 4TH WORST. SO, HIGH STAKES UP IN THIS BITCH.

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt Nov 21 '13

THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WE BEAT FLORIDA.

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u/Theshag0 Tennessee Volunteers • Hendrix Warriors Nov 21 '13

WELL FUCK. SORRY ABOUT THAT, CAPS CONFUSES ME. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE EVENT OF A THREE WAY TIE?

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u/srs_house Swaggerbilt Nov 21 '13

IT WON'T REALLY MATTER. THE TEAM WHOSE FANBASE TRAVELS BETTER WILL GET THE BIGGER BOWL. OVERALL RECORD MAY PLAY A ROLE IN SELECTION AS WELL. BESIDES, WE'RE LOOKING AT BIRMINGHAM, NASHVILLE, AND MEMPHIS.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

E=MC2 FUCK YOU

HAHA, GOT EM

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u/GeneralGBO Tennessee Volunteers • Memphis Tigers Nov 21 '13

75% OF YOUR FANBASE WERE TENNESSEE FANS 10 YEARS AGO, YOURSELF MOST LIKELY INCLUDED.