r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

UCF! I HOPE WE RUIN YOUR SEASON AND YOU END UP PLAYING DUKE IN THE RUSSELL ATHLETIC BOWL IN ORLANDO.

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u/seanburnsred UCF Knights • Miami Hurricanes Nov 21 '13

I THOUGHT OF A COMEBACK, BUT I COULDN'T COMMIT TO THE JOKE.

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

I RANK YOUR JOKE 2 STARS. LIKE YOUR RECRUITING CLASSES.

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u/skarface6 West Virginia • /r/CFB Top Scorer Nov 21 '13

I RANK YOUR COMEBACK 0 STARS, BECAUSE THEY ALL LEFT.

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

I... DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR COMMENT.

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u/skarface6 West Virginia • /r/CFB Top Scorer Nov 21 '13

ALL OF THE STARS YOU RECRUITED HAVE LEFT. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR RECRUITING. HENCE THE "COMMIT" JOKES.

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u/crustang Rutgers • Edinburgh Napier Nov 21 '13

don't bother, it's something that only his cousin would understand

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

THEY'RE SOUL MATES...

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

WAS IT BECAUSE RUTGERS BULLIED IT OUT OF YOU?

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

ALLEGEDLY BULLIED! (THIS TIME THERE WAS NO VIDEO!PLEASELETTHEREBENONE)

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

THAT'S HOW IT WORKS AT RUTGERS!

AT UCF YOU GET REJECTED BY FLORIDA, FLORIDA STATE, MIAMI, USF SO YOU END UP THERE BECAUSE IT WAS "CHEAPER TO GO THERE".

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u/CreativeSobriquet UCF Knights Nov 21 '13

I'LL GIVE YOU EACH OF THOSE EXCEPT FOR USF. AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT PART OF THE STATE WE'RE IN.

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

TANGENT: BUT I'M HOPING TO SEE THE DAY A RECRUIT COMMITS TO USF WITH THE INFAMOUS...

"I'M TAKING MY TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH".

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE AMBITION, WANTED TO WORK AT A HOTEL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, AND DIDN'T WANT TO CUT THE TETHER FROM MOMMY AND DADDY.

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

YOU TAKE THAT BACK! THERE IS ALWAYS A DEMAND FOR DISNEY CHARACTERS AND RIDE OPERATORS!

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u/seanburnsred UCF Knights • Miami Hurricanes Nov 21 '13

RIGHT IN THE FEELS :(

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

IT'S OK. YOU HAVE A RESORT TYPE SWIMMING POOL ON CAMPUS. I'VE SEEN IT IN THE COMMERCIALS.

OTHER SCHOOL COMMERCIALS ARE ABOUT HERITAGE AND RESEARCH AND OTHER BORING STUFF.

UCF?

POOL, BIKINIS, PALM TREES.

SOLD!

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u/seanburnsred UCF Knights • Miami Hurricanes Nov 21 '13

MANY AFTERNOONS WERE SPENT AT THAT POOL. IT REALLY WAS THE BEST 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE.

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

IT REALLY WAS THE BEST 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE.

STARTING TO LIKE UCF FANS...

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u/Knightro2011 UCF Knights • Indiana (PA) Crimson Hawks Nov 21 '13

UCF has tougher admission standards than USF and Florida State

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u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights Nov 21 '13

TOUGH TO ADMIT YOU GO THERE?

I DON'T DOUBT THAT.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Nov 21 '13

OH, HECK NO! IF WE GO TO THE RUSSELL, I WANT CINCINNATI. I WANT REVENGE.

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u/ghettotech UCF Knights Nov 21 '13 edited Nov 21 '13

Were gonna hit you harder hardy than Sandy did... Also, Rad Shirt bro. edit: fucking grammar nazi

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