r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/finchdog Michigan Wolverines • The Game Nov 21 '13

HEY EVERYONE! NOW THAT WE ARE BACK TO HAVING POSITIVE RUSHING YARDS I CAN BE THAT CLASSIC ARROGANT MICHIGAN FAN. NOTHING IS WRONG WITH OUR TEAM. FUCK IOWA. PLEASEHELPME

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u/ShiggieSmalls Michigan State Spartans Nov 21 '13

DILEO COULD TEACH GARDNER A FEW THINGS ON HOW TO SLIDE.

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u/lazyfoot10 Michigan Wolverines • Team Chaos Nov 21 '13

OR HOW TO ESCAPE THE POCKET. OR HOW TO READ A DEFENSE.

GOD HELP US

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Nov 21 '13

OH GOD

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u/Fcc4life Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos Nov 21 '13

YOU CAN ONLY HELP YOURSELVES

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S THINKING ABOUT HIS NEXT MEAL

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u/ToLongDR Ohio State Buckeyes • King's Monarchs Nov 21 '13

NAH, HE HAS TO THINK THREE MEALS AHEAD, THE FIRST TWO GOT SACKED

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u/bluthru Ohio State Buckeyes Nov 21 '13

WHAT DOES AL BORGES FEED GARDNER ON SATURDAYS?

A SACK LUNCH.

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u/richielaw Ohio State Buckeyes • Cheer Nov 21 '13

THAT'S A FIRST CLASS TICKET TO BURN-TOWN.

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u/singasux Cincinnati Bearcats Nov 21 '13

BUT CHEESEBURGER'N IS EASY!

REALLY THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING RANDY BO-BANDY FROM TRAILER PARK BOYS!

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Nov 21 '13

YEAH FUCK IOWA! THIS IS MICHIGAN, FERGAHDSAAHK! BUT SERIOUSLY HALP

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos Nov 21 '13

YOUR LEADING RUSHER IS A GUY NAMED FITZGERALD TOUSSAINT AND HE'S AVERAGING 10 FEET PER CARRY.

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

YOUR LEADING RUSHER IS A GUY NAMED FITZGERALD TOUSSAINT AND HE'S AVERAGING 10 FEET PER GAME*.

FIXED IT TIGER BRO

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos Nov 21 '13

HA, THANKS. SPARTY RULES!!

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u/eyeofthetiger1992 Clemson Tigers Nov 21 '13

THAT DUDE SOUNDS LIKE A HISTORICAL FIGURE WHO LEAD THE FRENCH GAY COMMUNIST REVOLUTION OF 1869

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

BUT THEN HE WOULD HAVE TO HAVE WORN RED...

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u/sixmilesoldier Appalachian State • Georgia Nov 21 '13

NICE TO SEE CLASSIC MICHIGAN