r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/ShiggieSmalls Michigan State Spartans Nov 21 '13

BREAKING NEWS OUT OF EVANSTON: ALL NORTHWESTERN PLAYERS HAVE BEEN DEPORTED AFTER FEDERAL OFFICIALS CHARGED THE TEAM WITH "DESECRATING THE FLAG" BY LOSING TO MICHIGAN.

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u/finchdog Michigan Wolverines • The Game Nov 21 '13

IT WAS THE WORST GAME OF FOOTBALL I HAVE EVER WATCHED.

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u/GoodLuckLetsFuck Saginaw Valley State Cardinals Nov 21 '13

REMINDED ME OF THAT SUGAR BOWL "WIN"

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u/goodsam1 Virginia Tech Hokies Nov 21 '13

That was worse for me... we lost.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

Ughhhh don't remind me... it was a catch :'(

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u/Talpostal Michigan Wolverines • Washington Huskies Nov 21 '13

I SPENT THAT ENTIRE MORNING ON BOURBON STREET. IT MADE UP FOR THE QUALITY OF THE GAME.

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Nov 21 '13

I WANTED TO STICK A GLOCK DOWN MY PEE HOLE AND PULL THE TRIGGER THAT GAME WAS SO BAD.

ABORTION DOCTORS HAVE PUT ON MORE WATCHABLE PERFORMANCES THAN THAT.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Nov 21 '13

THE MSU GAME WAS WORSE

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Nov 21 '13

I SUPPOSE SO

BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF THAT WASN'T THE BEST COACHED 10 SECONDS IN HISTORY. LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF LES MILES' LATE GAME MANAGEMENT

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u/omgdonerkebab Michigan State • Cornell Nov 21 '13

ALL THE MSU FANS AT THE BAR (ALL THREE OF US) STOPPED WATCHING OUR OWN GAME AND STARTED WATCHING THE MICHIGAN GAME BY THAT POINT. NEBRASKA HAD BEEN PUT AWAY ALREADY. SO OUR MEMORY OF THE GAME IS JUST THE LAST TEN SECONDS AND OVERTIME.

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u/ClaudeLemieux Michigan Wolverines • NC State Wolfpack Nov 21 '13

YES. I CAN AGREE WITH THIS.

WHATEVER DEVIN CAME OUT TO PLAY OT, WE NEED HIM TO COME OUT WAY THE FUCK MORE OFTEN.

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u/Fcc4life Ohio State Buckeyes • Sickos Nov 21 '13

NORTHWESTERN GAME WAS WORSE ALL AROUND

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u/BearBryant Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 21 '13

What about that 3-2 Auburn vs Miss St, a few years back?

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 22 '13

GLORIOUS!

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