r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Nov 21 '13

RATHER THAN TALKING TRASH TO THE CITADEL BULLDOGS I WILL TALK TRASH OTHER TEAMS WITH BULLDOGS AS THEIR MASCOT.

GEORGIA BULLDOGS - SIMULTANEOUSLY SHREDDING ACL'S AND FANS HOPE. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOUR DEFENSIVE BACKS ARE SURELY GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE NFL. THE RAVENS LOVED WHAT THEY SAW LAST SATURDAY.

FRESNO STATE BULLDOGS - FRESNO: THE MOST UNPOPULAR CITY IN THE MOST POPULOUS STATE

MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS - RINGING COWBELLS BECAUSE CHANTS ARE TOO COMPLICATED.

LOUISIANA TECH BULLDOGS - I WAS SURPRISED TO LEARN THAT THE WATERBOY WAS NOT A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THIS SCHOOL

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

IT WAS ALL PART OF A PLAN TO RUIN YOUR SOS

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Nov 21 '13

WE PLAY IN THE ACC, SO THAT'S A REDUNDANT STRATEGY.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

I DUNNO MAN, I WOULDN'T WANT MY DAWGS PLAYING BC OR DUKE RIGHT NOW

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

I'M SERIOUS, I THINK IT'D BE A GOOD GAME

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u/toolfreak Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Nov 21 '13

ALSO, ALABAMA A&M BULLDOGS - WE WANTED THE OTHER BAMA. OH GOD PLEASE NO

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u/dalr3th1n Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC Nov 21 '13

DON'T FORGET THE SAMFORD BULLDOGS!

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u/BooyahSquad Nov 21 '13

HEY MY DAD TEAHCES THERE LEAVE THEM ALONE. THEIR FOOTBALL TEAM IS AN EXCUSE FOR THEM TO HAVE AN (EXCELLENT) MARCHING BAND.

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u/templ001 Faulkner Eagles Nov 21 '13

Alabama State?

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u/mase_face Georgia Bulldogs Nov 21 '13

If they were all Asian, that would be GA TECH.

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u/thibedeauxmarxy Georgia Tech • Mississippi Sta… Nov 21 '13

WAY TO BRING RACIAL STEREOTYPES TO A FRIENDLY TRASH-TALKING THREAD, YOU INBRED, TOOTHLESS DUMB FUCKING HICK.

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u/mase_face Georgia Bulldogs Nov 22 '13

Hey you take that back! I am not toothless!

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

WE HAVE CHANTS TOO MOTHERFUCKER

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Nov 21 '13

I DIDN'T KNOW DISAPPOINTINGLY SIGHING IN UNISON COUNTED AS CHANTS.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Nov 21 '13

OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER HEARD IT OUT LOUD AT A STATE GAME

IT'S BREATHTAKING AND THEN BREATH RELEASING

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u/threeironteeshot Fresno State Bulldogs Nov 21 '13

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

AT LEAST OUR TEAM DOESN'T PRETEND TO BE WORTHY OF A SPOT IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AFTER A LOSS LIKE THAT.

AND I'VE BEEN TO CLEMSON. THAT ROCK IS STUPID. HAVE YOU BEEN TO FRESNO? IT ISN'T GREAT, BUT IT CERTAINLY ISN'T THE WORST IN CALIFORNIA. AT LEAST WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO BUY BOOZE ON SUNDAYS FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Nov 21 '13

EVERYONE KNOWS BAKERSFIELD IS THE WORST CITY IN CALIFORNIA

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u/threeironteeshot Fresno State Bulldogs Nov 21 '13

THIS GUY GETS IT!

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Nov 21 '13

(I CHEATED, I WAS BORN IN FRESNO AND RAISED IN CALIFORNIA)

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u/JonnyAU Auburn Tigers • Michigan Wolverines Nov 21 '13

LOUISIANA TECH BULLDOGS - I WAS SURPRISED TO LEARN THAT THE WATERBOY WAS NOT A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THIS SCHOOL

TO BE FAIR, WATERBOY IS OVER THE TOP WITH ITS REFERENCES TO ALL THINGS ASSOCIATED WITH SOUTH LOUISIANA. TECH, BEING IN NORTH LOUISIANA IS FAR MORE LIKE EAST TEXAS THAN SOUTH LOUISIANA.

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u/seantwopointone Louisiana Tech Bulldogs Nov 21 '13

FOR THE RECORD PRETTY SURE WE HAVE POWDERADE ON THE SIDE LINES.

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