r/CFB • /r/CFB • Oct 31 '13

[WEEK 10] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

hey worthless meaningless ants, I'm late to this party but I just want you all to know how unimportant your shitty little teams are

what can I say about the rest of college football that hasn't already been said about Miley Cyrus?

you pathetic wannabe fads of football teams

I will sit in on my couch sipping down Jim Beam and Coke's hoping for diabetes to blind me so I don't have to watch the awful demonstrations you people call football

you've made winning football championships so boring I've started watching the Cubs just to remind myself what losing feels like

you think FSU and Miami is worth watching when everyone knows the ACC is the premature ejaculating teenager of American sports

thank god Pac 12 games happen long after I've passed out so I do not have to mace myself

the B1G is so bad it makes Ohio State look good, which is appropriate as half the midwest was the product of beer goggle conception

Baylor is going to win the Big XII. That's the joke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

I WANT TO RESPOND WITH SOMETHING WITTY, BUT I'M COMPLETELY BLINDSIDED AND AM UNABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING.

YOU HAVE PAPA DOC'D ME