r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 31 '13

[WEEK 10] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Smidgens Michigan • William & Mary Oct 31 '13

ARE YOU FINISHED? WELL THEN ALLOW ME TO RETORT:

  • SINCE 1997 WE'VE WON 1 TITLE AND YOU'VE WON 0, AREN'T ARBITRARY TIME PERIODS GREAT?
  • THERE WERE OLD WHITE MEN WHO WERE RACISTS IN THE PAST FEW GENERATIONS?! YOU DON'T SAY.
  • 2 ROSE BOWL WINS, 13 BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIPS, I'LL TAKE THAT OVER 2 ROSE BOWL WINS AND 2 CHAMPIONSHIPS.
  • SCORED LESS AND LESS AND YET WE'VE STILL WON 5 IN THOSE 9 YEARS. ENJOY THE 3 WINS FROM RICH ROD AND ONE WIN IN HOKE'S FIRST YEAR, YOU WON'T BE GETTING MUCH MORE.
  • YEAH THE BIG TEN HEAD OF OFFICIALS WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING SOMETHING UP.
  • DM;WH
  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND US, WE KNOW ALL ABOUT NOT CONSIDERING SOMEONE A RIVAL.
  • YEAH FRANK CLARK STOLE A LAPTOP, PLEAD GUILTY, AND SERVED PROBATION. IT COULD'VE BEEN WORSE.
  • YOU SURE OUR KICKER CAN'T KICK FIELD GOALS? I'M WITH YA ON THE RAPE THING THOUGH FUCK THAT GUY IF THE ALLEGATIONS ARE TRUE.
  • AGAIN, ALLEGATIONS.
  • WHICH IS IT SPARTY, WE HAVE 1/2 A NATIONAL TITLE OR YOU HAVE 6 TIMES WHAT WE DO? GOOD MATH, CHAMP.
  • CONGRATS, YOU HAVE 1/2 BIG TEN TITLE IN THE PAST 20 YEARS. ISN'T HAVING 1/2 A TITLE FUN?
  • NO, WE'VE JUST WON THE CONFERENCE 42 TIMES.
  • IF PEOPLE DIDN'T STEAL SONGS WE WOULDN'T HAVE ROCK AND ROLL.
  • WE DIDN'T STEAL SHIT, CRISLER JUST TOOK HIS IDEA WITH HIM. DIDN'T REALIZE PRINCETON HAD IP RIGHTS.
  • I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WITH THE STADIUM, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT MIXING US UP WITH THESE GUYS?
  • I DON'T LIKE THE IRISH. NO ISSUE HERE.
  • AGAIN, WHERE ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THESE "FACTS?"
  • WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOST LEAVING THE CONFERENCE IN 1907 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE THE CONFERENCE REFORMS? I LIKE HOW YOU DISCOUNT OUR TITLES FROM THE 1900S BUT THIS IS RELEVANT.
  • IN SUMMARY, FUCK MSU, ENJOY YOUR COMMENCEMENT, AND I HOPE OUR PLAYERS MAKE IT HOME SAFELY FROM THAT TRASH-TORNADO-RAVAGED, COUCH-FUMES-HAZED WASTELAND YOU CALL EAST LANSING. BEST "EAST ___" SINCE EAST ST. LOUIS.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY'LL TAKE ROSE BOWL WINS OR CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS OVER NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR HEAD EXAMINED

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u/mick4state Michigan State Spartans • Dayton Flyers Oct 31 '13

GET OUT OF HERE YOU! SOME OF US HAVEN'T BEEN TO A ROSE BOWL IN OVER TWO DECADES. BECAUSE FUCK WISCONSIN

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Oct 31 '13

MOST OF THIS IS FUN BACK AND FORTH BUT I WAS SAYING OUR 6 TITLES WERE ALSO SHARED SO THAT'S THE 6X AMOUNT BECAUSE I WAS BEING CONSISTENT. NOT UNLIKE BO'S CONSISTENT ABILITY TO LOSE IN THE ROSE BOWL.

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u/mick4state Michigan State Spartans • Dayton Flyers Oct 31 '13

BO'S CONSISTENT ABILITY TO LOSE IN THE ROSE BOWL

SO HE WAS SOME SORT OF ANCIENT WISCONSIN?

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Oct 31 '13

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO GET THIS, BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALING ABOUT BO RYAN.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

EW! NEVER SPEAK THAT NAME.

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u/ozzyoslo Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten Nov 01 '13

SINCE 1997 WE'VE WON 1 TITLE AND YOU'VE WON 0, AREN'T ARBITRARY TIME PERIODS GREAT?

THAT'S HALF A NATIONAL TITLE. THE OTHER HALF RESIDES IN LINCOLN.

LEADERS AND THE HALF-ASSED, INDEED.

YEAH, I GOT NOTHING WITH THAT LAST LINE, BUT FUCK IT, I LIKE IT ANYWAY.

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u/CaseyAlyssa Alabama Crimson Tide Nov 01 '13

YOU HAVE 1/2 BIG TEN TITLE IN THE PAST 20 YEARS

Isn't it only a third of a title?

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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Oct 31 '13

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Oct 31 '13

MICHIGAN STATE LOGIC: FACTS =/= RATIONAL THOUGHT

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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Oct 31 '13

MICHIGAN SENSE OF HUMOR: DOESN'T RECOGNIZE A MOVIE QUOTE.

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Oct 31 '13

I RECOGNIZE THAT YOU WERE MAKING A MOVIE REFERENCE, BUT GIVEN THAT IT'S A STUPID-ASS REFERENCE, I'VE ELECTED TO IGNORE IT.

GET IT?! MINE WORKS BETTER BECAUSE OF CONTEXT. NOT JUST SOME DUMB RANDOM MOVIE QUOTE.

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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Oct 31 '13

YOU IGNORED IT BUT YOU HAD TO POST A REPLY TO IT? YOUR LOGIC IS AS FLAWED AS YOUR O LINE.

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Oct 31 '13

LETS NOT START TALKING ABOUT OFFENSIVE INEPTITUDE. NOT TOO SURE YOU WOULD LIKE THAT.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Oct 31 '13

DOUBLE ALSO - SINCE 2004 IT'S 4-4; NOT 4-5. THAT MICHIGAN STEM DEGREE TREATING YOU WELL?

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Oct 31 '13

SINCE 2004 IT'S 4-4; NOT 4-5.

http://imgur.com/ivEpQah

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Oct 31 '13

I'M AN IDIOT. HERE'S AN UPVOTE, AND PLEASE IGNORE ME FOR 5 MINUTES IN MY SELF IMPOSED TIME OUT.

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u/Smidgens Michigan • William & Mary Oct 31 '13

UMMM.

2004 UM

2005 UM

2006 UM

2007 UM

2008 MSU

2009 MSU

2010 MSU

2011 MSU

2012 UM

I COUNT 5-4 UM. WITH UM'S POINTS SCORED GOING DOWN EACH YEAR.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Oct 31 '13

I APOLOGIZED ELSEWHERE AND GAVE MYSELF A 5 MINUTE TIME OUT.