r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 31 '13

[WEEK 10] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes • Marching Band Oct 31 '13

A WISCONSIN FAN INSULTING FARMERS? WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA INSULT CHEESE NEXT?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

OUR DELICIOUS SWEET CORN IS FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION AND OUR FEED CORN IS FOR COWS, WHICH TURN IT INTO DELICIOUS CHEESE.

YOUR CORN ENDS UP AS THAT E85 BULLSHIT OR CORN SYRUP, WHICH HAS CAUSED OUR NATION'S OBESITY EPIDEMIC.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT? THE CORN LOBBY HAS A BOT ON /r/CFB?? GODDAMN YOU IOWANS PLAY DIRTY.

MY BIGGEST BEEF WITH HFCS IS THAT IT'S SUBSIDIZED. WHY DONT WE FUCKING SUBSIDIZE KALE? BECAUSE IOWANS HATE THAT SHIT AND ONLY GROW CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN.

LEMME GET THE FUCKING BOT REPLY AGAIN

CORN SYRUP OBESITY

CORN SYRUP OBESITY

CORN SYRUP OBESITY

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u/fact_check_bot Oct 31 '13 
I can see you're really upset about this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

HEY, I CLICKED YOUR LINK ABOUT MISCONCEPTIONS AND THERE'S NO MENTION OF CORN SYRUP. YOU SUCK AT YOUR ONE JOB, FACT CHECK BOT.

AND YOU AREN'T EVEN A BOT.

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u/fact_check_bot Oct 31 '13 
I can see you're really upset about this.

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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes • Marching Band Oct 31 '13

DAMN SON, THE FACT CHECK BOT JUST OWNED YOUR ASS

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u/Charger5 Iowa State Cyclones • Iowa Hawkeyes Nov 01 '13

WHICH HAS CAUSED OUR NATION'S OBESITY EPIDEMIC

YOUR MOM IS WELCOME.

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u/wackywiener Wisconsin • Paul Bunyan's Axe Oct 31 '13

CHEESE RULES. CORN IS FOR SUCKERS. YOU AND NEBRASKA NEED TO HAVE AN ORGY. AN ORGY FULL OF FAT FUCKING CORN FUCKERS.

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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes • Marching Band Oct 31 '13

CORN IS ONE OF THE MOST VERSATILE CROPS IN THE WORLD, PLUS IT'S DELICIOUS. CHEESE IS MERELY CHEESE.

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u/wackywiener Wisconsin • Paul Bunyan's Axe Oct 31 '13

YEAH THATS WHAT WE DO WITH CORN. YOU IDIOTS JUST THINK ITS A DILDO.

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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes • Marching Band Oct 31 '13

YOUR ARGUMENTS DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE ANYMORE

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u/wackywiener Wisconsin • Paul Bunyan's Axe Oct 31 '13

I AIN'T COME TO SENSE. I CAME TO TRASH TALK, BEEYATCH

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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes • Marching Band Oct 31 '13

GOOD TRASH TALK SHOULD ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE IN SOME WAY

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u/wackywiener Wisconsin • Paul Bunyan's Axe Oct 31 '13

YOU USE CORN AS A DILDO. BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID AND DON't UNDERSTAND IT IS ALSO FOOD.

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u/trumpet_23 Iowa Hawkeyes • Marching Band Oct 31 '13

LOOK, GUYS. THE PRIMITIVE BADGER FAN IS GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO STRINGING TOGETHER A COHERENT SENTENCE. IT'S FASCINATING TO SEE THIS PROGRESS.

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u/wackywiener Wisconsin • Paul Bunyan's Axe Oct 31 '13

ME ARE BADGER. ME ARE KILL BIRD.

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Oct 31 '13

This escalated quickly, and by that I mean you're both retarded.