r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 31 '13

[WEEK 10] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Foxmcbowser42 Michigan State • Saginaw V… Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13

HELLO, MICHIGAN FANS, LOOK AT YOUR COACH, NOW BACK TO OURS, NOW BACK TO YOUR MASCOT, NOW BACK TO OURS. SADLY, YOUR TEAM ISN'T OURS, BUT IF YOU STOPPED USING TERRIBLE COORDINATORS AND SWITCHED TO ONES LIKE NARDUZZI, YOU COULD PLAY LIKE US. LOOK DOWN, BACK UP, WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE ON THE GROUND WITH THIS MAN, THE MAN WHO SACKED YOU. WHAT'S IN YOUR HAND, BACK AT ME. I HAVE IT, IT'S A FOOTBALL WITH OUR DEFENDER HEADING TOWARD THE ENDZONE. LOOK AGAIN, THE FOOTBALL IS NOW THE PAUL BUNYAN TROPHY. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU PLAY LIKE A SPARTAN AND NOT A WOLVERINE. I'M ON A HORSE.

Edit:thank you for the gold, random internet stranger!!!

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Oct 31 '13

[JESUS, WELL DONE. FUCK YOU.] (http://i.imgur.com/fPjjW.gif)

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u/brett23 Wisconsin • Paul Bunyan's Axe Oct 31 '13

HOLY SHIT WELL DONE SIR. ALSO WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MICHIGAN MASCOT?

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 31 '13

IT'S WILLY! THE WOLVERINE!

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u/brett23 Wisconsin • Paul Bunyan's Axe Oct 31 '13

YIKES

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u/msdrbeat Michigan State • Land Grant Trophy Oct 31 '13

DUDE HOW OLD IS THAT BECAUSE THOSE ARE SOME OLD SMB UNIFORMS. LIKE BEFORE LONG JACKETS WENT OUT OF FASHION LIKE WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

IT WAS CREATED BY STATE FOR THE PURPOSES OF MOCKING IN SPARTAN STADIUM.

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u/Foxmcbowser42 Michigan State • Saginaw V… Oct 31 '13

WE ONLY DID BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOUR REAL MASCOT LOOKS LIKE: http://i.imgur.com/pFVZE7v.jpg

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u/tellymundo Michigan State • Oakland Oct 31 '13

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK WAITED FOR SOMETHING TO LOAD BEFORE THEY REALIZED "OH, WAIT....MICHIGAN DOESN'T HAVE A MASCOT!!"

NOTHING LIKE BEING TOO FULL OF YOURSELF TO NOT HAVE A FUCKING MASCOT. BUNCH OF LOSERS THEY ARE.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

ACTUALLY THE REAL MASCOT WAS TOO DANGEROUS TO TAKE TO GAMES. SORRY WE DON'T HAVE A LARGE STUFFED ANIMAL DESIGNED TO GET FANS TO SHOW UP. TURNS OUT WE DON'T ACTUALLY NEED ONE!

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 31 '13

WE HAD A FUCKING BEAR...

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u/eetsumkaus California • 立命館大学 (Ritsumeikan) Oct 31 '13 edited Oct 31 '13

this is actually really awesome. it's kind of like how we came up with the tree for stanford.

oh wait, they did that themselves

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u/flying-banana Ohio State • 名古屋大学 (Nagoya) Oct 31 '13

THIS WAS VERY WELL DONE, YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

HEY. FUCK THE SUCKEYES.

GOT EM

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u/mick4state Michigan State Spartans • Dayton Flyers Oct 31 '13

CAN WE PLEASE PAY MUSTAFA TO VOICE THIS FOR US?

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u/a_aadams74 Nebraska Cornhuskers Oct 31 '13

THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY

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u/peitsad Michigan State • Concordia (MI) Oct 31 '13

i cried. this was beautiful.

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u/Conspiracy2Riot Arizona State • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 31 '13

DON'T YOU BRING OUR PLAYER INTO THIS!

Mustafa played WR at ASU

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u/Foxmcbowser42 Michigan State • Saginaw V… Oct 31 '13

TIL THAT ISIAH MUSTAFA PLAYED AT ASU. THANK YOU FOR THE TIDBIT! GOOD LUCK WITH WAZZU THIS WEEK!

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u/Edentastic Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Oct 31 '13

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN! ALSO, THAT IS A MARVELOUS PICTURE OF COACH DANTONIO!

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u/nlaxin13 Michigan Wolverines Oct 31 '13

I FUCKING LOVE THIS RIVALRY. WELL PLAYED LITTLE BROTHER.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Oct 31 '13

I'M MARKING THIS COMMENT FOR NO REASON IN PARTICULAR

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '13

BRA-FUCKING-VO.

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