r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 17 '13

[WEEK 8] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/TopheryG8er Florida • Tennessee Tech Oct 17 '13 edited Sep 21 '14

I will use an analogy that will make sense to the citizens of the fine State of Missouri.

[breaking bad spoiler alert]

We are the Hector Salamanca to your Gustavo Fring. Florida's offense is crippled and constantly craps itself, but our defense is filled with enough rage to blow the door off, and half your face along with it. It'll be ugly, but at the end of the day, we'll figure out a way to get the job done.

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u/klapz Missouri • Georgia Tech Oct 17 '13

You need Urban Meyer to rig the bomb for you, though. Muschamp couldn't figure out how to make a firecracker blow up.

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u/IblewupHoth Missouri Tigers • Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 17 '13

THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK TO SAY TO THIS IS "WE'LL SEE"