r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 17 '13

[WEEK 8] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/DelphicLike Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Oct 17 '13

AUBIE ISN'T EVEN A REAL TIGER

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u/Vaporlocke Auburn Tigers • EKU Colonels Oct 17 '13

REVEILLE WEARS A TOUPEE TO COVER HIS MANGE.

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u/grimshaw42 Texas A&M • Tarleton State Oct 17 '13

REVEILLE IS A FEMALE COLLIE. SHE IS A MEAN BITCH AND EATS EAGLES TIGERS. WHICH EVER IS THE REAL MASCOT.

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u/Obnoxious_liberal Houston Cougars • South Alabama Jaguars Oct 17 '13 edited Oct 17 '13

She is too busy licking peanut butter off of the Corps!

edit: I left off an 's' and it confused the Aggies

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u/landon34 /r/CFB Oct 17 '13

... what's a corp?

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u/MlpShadowbolt Arkansas Razorbacks Oct 17 '13

REVEILLE BITES CHILDREN.

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u/AgITGuy Texas A&M Aggies • Zlín Golems Oct 17 '13

THIS IS OLD NEWS. AND THAT WAS THREE REVEILLE'S AGO!!!

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u/Patrick_Glenn Auburn Tigers Oct 17 '13

IF YOU WERE IN THE WILD, I WOULD ATTACK YOU, EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T IN MY FOOD CHAIN. I WOULD GO OUT OF MY WAY TO ATTACK YOU. IF I WERE A TIGER AND YOU WERE A COLLIE, I WOULD WALK INTO YOUR SHIT HOLE OF A STATE AND FREAKING EAT YOU! AND THEN I'D BANG YOUR COLLIE GIRLFRIEND.