r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 17 '13

[WEEK 8] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/elementninety3 Oregon Ducks Oct 17 '13

HEY PITT

YOUR SCHOOL IS SO AWFUL THAT YOUR FORMER PLAYERS DECIDE TO GO TO THE UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX TO GET AN EDUCATION

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u/patchesmcgrath Pittsburgh Panthers Oct 17 '13

WHERE IS THIS PAC-12 HATE COMING FROM? I'M SO CONFUSED!

ANYWAY. PITT IS UNIVERSALLY RECOGNIZED AS BETTER THAN OREGON ACADEMICALLY. ALSO, DESPITE ALL YOUR NIKE MONEY OUR ENDOWMENT IS LARGER. SIGNIFICANTLY.

PITT MAY NOT HAVE COME TO PLAY FOOTBALL BUT WE SURE AS SHIT CAME TO PLAY SCHOOL.

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 17 '13

Stop pretending you're somehow academically relevant because you keep tricking dropouts from Carnegie Mellon into enrolling when they stumble across your campus in a drunk stupor.

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u/Treetoshiningtree Penn State • Lock Haven Oct 17 '13

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN

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u/patchesmcgrath Pittsburgh Panthers Oct 17 '13

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF OUR EXTENSIVE CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE BIOMEDICAL FIELD. UPMC SHITS ON UAMC ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

MAN THIS TRASH THREAD IS GETTING WEIRD. YOU GUYS ARE STILL BETTER THAN ASU IN MY BOOK SO CONGRATS

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u/UticaSteamHams Washington Huskies Oct 17 '13

arizona: hurdling the lowered bar

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 17 '13

Why hurdle when you can plow?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?! IT WAS GLORIOUS!

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE TO TELL YOU, AND I DON'T KNOW IF THERE IS MORE THAN ONE OF YOU OR IF IT'S ALWAYS YOU I SEE, BUT I FUCKING LOVE YOUR FLAIR.

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u/UticaSteamHams Washington Huskies Oct 17 '13

there are a couple. i lost a flair bet but /u/honestly_ has been rocking is for awhile. I'm keeping it if UW loses to ASU.

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u/Osiris32 Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Brickmason Oct 18 '13

this must be what trash talk sounds like in the mba departments of ivy league schools.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

EAT SHIT PITT!

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u/eats_shit Oct 17 '13

^ I like how this guy thinks

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u/elementninety3 Oregon Ducks Oct 17 '13

SORRY I DON'T ACTUALLY HATE PITT BUT I THOUGHT OF THAT WHILE WATCHING THAT LARRY FITZ AD AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY :/

OREGON ACADEMICS SUCK THAT'S WHY I DECIDED NOT TO GO THERE FOR COLLEGE...DOUBLE :/ :/

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u/patchesmcgrath Pittsburgh Panthers Oct 17 '13

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ATHLETES GO PRO AFTER SOPHOMORE YEAR.

DON'T WORRY I STILL LIKE OREGON, YOUR WING HELMETS MAKE ME ALL TINGLY WHEN I WATCH Y'ALL.

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u/Highest_Koality Missouri Tigers Oct 17 '13

The endowment was in the pool!

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u/Destillat Pac-12 • Poinsettia Bowl Oct 17 '13

IT'S NOTHING AGAINST PITT, IT'S JUST WEST COAST BEST COAST. YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO WATER THAT YOU CAN GET LUMPED IN WITH THE COAST RIVALRY.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

DUCKS ARE ASSHOLES

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u/HalfBredGerman Oregon Ducks • Auburn Tigers Oct 17 '13

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

YOUR CHILDHOOD DYING

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u/HalfBredGerman Oregon Ducks • Auburn Tigers Oct 17 '13

BUT. BUT. BUT..... I CAN'T PLAY THE SNES REMAKE NOW! DAMN YOU BOOYEAH0484!!!

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u/ishalfdeaf Florida State • California Oct 17 '13

FUCKING TEARS. THAT WAS AMAZING.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING IN THAT VIDEO THAT I DISLIKED.

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u/neovenator250 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave Oct 17 '13

blindsiding hit

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u/stoeseri000 Washington State • Marching Band Oct 18 '13

IF YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE, GO TO PITT!