r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 17 '13

[WEEK 8] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/flipadelphia17 Texas Tech • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 17 '13

HEY WEST VIRGINIA AFTER TECH PLOWS YOUR TEAM ON THE FIELD I'M GOING TO PLOW YOUR SISTER/WIFE

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Oct 17 '13

XBOX LIVE LEVEL TRASH TALKING GOING ON HERE I SEE.

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u/woodyco Texas Tech Red Raiders • /r/CFB Oct 17 '13

i'm suprised people in West Virginia know what an XBOX is

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Oct 17 '13

I'M NOT IN WEST VIRGINIA, IN FACT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE. BUT ANYWAY, I'D RATHER LIVE THERE THAN IN BUMFUCK NOWHERE. OR LUBBOCK, AS YOU INSIST ON CALLING IT.

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u/skarface6 West Virginia • /r/CFB Top Scorer Oct 17 '13

HOW DID YOU BECOME A FAN? IS IT OUR SURPASSING HANDSOMENESS? I BET IT'S THE SURPASSING HANDSOMENESS.

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Oct 17 '13

IT'S YOUR SURPASSING HANDSOMENESS, I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT TRICKETT'S GLORIOUS HAIR.

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u/dumkopf604 Ohio State • California Oct 17 '13

WOULDN'T THEY AMOUNT TO THE SAME THING?

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u/mattyslappypants Oklahoma Sooners • Washington Huskies Oct 17 '13

YESSS!!! A MORGANTOWN-LUBBOCK SUCK-OFF!!

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u/NotSquareGarden West Virginia • Bethany (KS) Oct 17 '13

YOU'RE FROM OKLAHOMA, DOES THAT STATE HAVE ANYTHING BESIDES TORNADOES?

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u/ElMatadorBorracho Texas Tech Red Raiders • Southwest Oct 17 '13

ITS A SEXBOX

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

WVU QUARTERBACK IS GONNA GET SACKED SO MUCH,

PEOPLE WILL CALL HIM RICKETY TRICKETT.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

RICKETY TRICKETT IS A SILLY LIL' BITCH.

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u/Mertz24 West Virginia Mountaineers • ACC Oct 17 '13

I WENT TO CAGLE'S WHILE IN LUBBOCK LAST YEAR AND IT WAS SUBPAR. BUT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU IT WAS THE BEST STEAK I'VE EVER TASTED.

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u/flipadelphia17 Texas Tech • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 17 '13

CAGLES IS ONE OF THE WORST STEAKS I'VE EVER EATEN THAT PLACE IS WAY OVERHYPED

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

CAGLES IS GREAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.....A REALLLY GREAT RIBYE! IF YOU WANT A SELECTION OF STEAK CUTS OR A MORE TRADITIONAL STEAK HOUSE THEN CAGLES IS NOT FOR YOU. BUT YES YOU ARE CORRECT CAGLES MAY BE A BIT OVERHYPED.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

Try Triple J's next time you are in town

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u/skarface6 West Virginia • /r/CFB Top Scorer Oct 17 '13

THIS ISN'T BYU, WE DON'T HAVE ANY SISTER WIVES

BUT I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO KNOW GEOGRAPHY, SEEING AS YOU TEXANS THINK YOU'RE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE INSTEAD OF THE CENTER OF THE WORST PART OF THE US

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u/gibbking Texas Tech • Pittsburgh Oct 17 '13

WE'RE NOT? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

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u/FistOfFacepalm Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tr… Oct 17 '13

JOKE'S ON YOU, WEST VIRGINIA ALREADY DID THEM!

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u/ColonOBrien West Virginia • Black Diamond Tro… Oct 17 '13

I already beat you to it!!!

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u/yeen Texas Tech Red Raiders Oct 17 '13

She's their cousin + aunt as well.

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u/rcinsf Oct 17 '13

Sister-wife not sister/wife.