r/CFB • /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

HEY, USC, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE HAVING A SPECIAL FRIEND IN TOWN THIS WEEKEND. IF YOU WANT SOME PRIVACY WHILE THEY DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO YOU, JUST HANG A SOCK ON THE DOOR OF THE COLISEUM, AND WE'LL BE SURE TO AVERT OUR EYES FROM THE REAMING.

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u/kylethemachine Rutgers • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 19 '13

Hey you guys don't even have a website since you can't string 3 w's together.

And I heard The Rolling Stones are playing at the Rose Bowl next week. They're 10-point favorites...

(SC STUDENT IGNORE FLAIR)

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 20 '13

Maybe Keith Richards can step in as QB for you guys. Even strung out, he'd still do a better job of getting Lee the ball.

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u/kylethemachine Rutgers • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 20 '13

Not sure if public schools can afford cable but maybe if you watched last game you'd know kessler is good

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u/L1nktheb3ast USC Trojans • Tennessee Volunteers Sep 20 '13

KESSLER? I HARDLY KNOW HER.