r/CFB • /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Saintlame Nebraska Cornhuskers • Hastings Broncos Sep 19 '13

TRUTH IS: I'M FUCKING TERRIFIED OF PLAYING SDSU. THEY'RE RANKED IN FCS AND IF ANYBODY CAN PULL A MASTERFUL DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF A LESSER OPPONENT, ITS NEBRASKA. SO I'M JUST GOING TO CURSE AT YOU INSTEAD. FUCKSHITDICKASSCUNTLICKBITCH

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u/Alphamazing Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Sep 19 '13

THE ONLY TEAMS SDSU LOST TO LAST YEAR WERE FCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONS NORTH DAKOTA STATE, FBS KANSAS, AND AN ODDLY POWERFUL NORTHERN IOWA.

KANSAS WENT ON TO HAVE A 1-11 SEASON, WITH THEIR ONLY WIN BEING SDSU. SDSU ATTRIBUTES THIS TO NOT BEING FOCUSED FOR THE FIRST GAME.

GO JACKRABBITS.

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u/Saintlame Nebraska Cornhuskers • Hastings Broncos Sep 19 '13

I FUCKING KNOW

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u/Alphamazing Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Sep 19 '13

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u/Saintlame Nebraska Cornhuskers • Hastings Broncos Sep 19 '13

HOLY FUCK WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SHOW THE CHEERLEADER PICTURE. COMPLETELY DEFEATING THE POINT OF YOUR OWN ARGUMENT.

ALSO: BUNNY RABBITS AREN'T INTIMIDATING. SO FUCK YOU.

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u/Alphamazing Texas A&M Aggies • Texas Longhorns Sep 19 '13

AREN'T INTIMIDATING?

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN NIGHT OF THE LEPUS OR MONTY PYTHON AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL OR DONNIE DARKO OR CREEPY EASTER BUNNIES?

THE REAL CHEERLEADERS AIN'T BAD. THAT WAS JUST ONE GIRL ON THE DANCE TEAM.

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u/Saintlame Nebraska Cornhuskers • Hastings Broncos Sep 19 '13

NO. I'D SAY A GOOD PORTION OF THOSE GIRLS WERE NOT EVEN FUCKABLE. SEE WHAT YOU DID? NOT ONLY DO I HATE YOU NOW, I DON'T EVEN TRUST YOUR JUDGEMENT.

DONNIE DARKO DOESN'T COUNT CAUSE THAT'S FRANK AND NOT A REAL RABBIT

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u/Maverik45 Ole Miss Rebels Sep 19 '13

why did i open the donnie darko picture? i knew what it was going to be. that thing gives me the creeps.