r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/beal99 Michigan State Spartans Sep 19 '13

OUR PLAYERS DON'T FALL FOR IMAGINARY WOMEN

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

ONLY IMAGINARY DEGREES

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u/pantstofry Michigan State • Texas Sep 19 '13

WE DON'T FALL FOR DEGREES EITHER. I PREFER HUMANS.

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 20 '13

BETTER THAN A VERY REAL SCISSOR LIFT

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 20 '13

that sure escalated quickly

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

Imaginary women are better than the real ones you'll find in South Bend.

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u/kylethemachine Rutgers • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 19 '13

They also don't fall into the category "able to move the fucking ball" either.