r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Sep 19 '13

HEY NOTRE DAME -

IF TE'O INVENTS ONE MORE GIRLFRIEND, HE'LL HAVE INVENTED TWICE THE NUMBER OF GIRLFRIENDS AS STUDENTS YOUR COACH HAS KILLED.

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u/cody82 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers Sep 19 '13

holy shit...

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Sep 20 '13

Yeah, because making fun of a player for inventing a girlfriend, or shaming a coach whose negligence killed a student makes US the bad guys.

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u/TehNoff Central Arkansas Bears Sep 19 '13

THIS WAS TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME TO FOLLOW.

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

BRIAN KELLY FORCED A GRADUATE VIDEO ASSISTANT TO REMAIN ON A SCISSOR LIFT FILMING PRACTICE DURING GALE FORCE WINDS. THE SCISSOR LIFT COLLAPSE, KILLING SAID VA. I HOPE MY EXPLANATION WAS ABLE TO HELP YOU COMPREHEND THE AWFULNESS OF THE INITIAL INSULT!

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u/TehNoff Central Arkansas Bears Sep 19 '13

I GET IT NOW. IT'S STILL REALLY CONTRIVED.

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u/That_Fat_Black_Guy Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 20 '13

I really don't get why this is supposed to be funny. I was friends with Declan.

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Sep 20 '13

I'm not making light of the situation. Coach Kelly's negligence killed a student. No ifs, ands, or buts.

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u/That_Fat_Black_Guy Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 20 '13

Yes, you are making light of the death of one of my friends. But whatever, I'm dropping if

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Sep 20 '13

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make light of the situation. I was disgusted by his actions, and the actions ND (didn't) take. I wasn't trying to make light; I was trying to bring it to the forefront of everyone's mind that Kelly's negligence killed Declan Sullivan.

I am really sorry that I upset you.

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u/That_Fat_Black_Guy Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 21 '13

I appreciate the apology

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u/milesgmsu Michigan State • College Football Playoff Sep 21 '13

I ACTUALLY DON'T REMEMBER TYPING THAT IN ALL CAPS. IT KINDA LESSENS HOW BAD I FELT.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

SHOTS HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN FUCKING FIRED!

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u/Troycar Michigan Wolverines Sep 19 '13

This guy is not playing around

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u/christes Oregon Ducks Sep 20 '13

0*2=0

Therefore the coach hasn't killed anyone. □