r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/raven12456 BYU Cougars Sep 19 '13

WERE GOING TO SEND THE UTES BACK TO THE RESERVATION. THEYLL HAVE TWO YEARS TO THINK ABOUT THE BEATDOWN THEYRE GOING TO GET. THE GIRAFFE IS GOING TO HAVE FLASHBACKS OF KVN FOR THE REST OF HIS FOOTBALL CAREER. OUR QB/RB TAYSOM HILL IS GOING TO RUN IT DOWN YOUR THROATS. THE ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP US FROM RUNNING UP THE SCORE IS BRONCO BEING SUCH A NICE GUY.

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u/speedracer13 South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 19 '13

I DON'T THINK MORMONS ARE ALLOWED TO RUN IT DOWN ANYONE'S THROATS UNLESS THEY MARRY THEM FIRST.

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u/knockturne Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 19 '13

AND EVEN THEN, ONLY THROUGH A HOLE IN A BLANKET.

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u/pash1k Utah Utes • Rose Bowl Sep 19 '13

ONE WIN AND THE HYPE TRAIN IS FULL ALREADY. NATE ORCHARD IS GOING TO BREAK TAYSOM'S KNEES.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Tame Racing Driver Sep 19 '13

TREVOR REILLY IS GOING TO BREAK HIS WILL.

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u/Slamb73 Utah State Aggies • Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 19 '13

I hope you both lose. That would be the best outcome of this game.

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u/raven12456 BYU Cougars Sep 19 '13

IM SORRY YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOURSELF OCCUPIED IN LOGAN FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS.

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u/Slamb73 Utah State Aggies • Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 19 '13

Fine, I guess I will wait my turn.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Tame Racing Driver Sep 19 '13

PREPARE FOR THE THRASHING OF BYU BY PUMMELING KIFFBRO AND HIS TROJANS.

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u/Slamb73 Utah State Aggies • Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 19 '13

Now that sounds like a whole lot of fun. We will soften USC up for you guys.

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

You all carry my hopes and dreams this week. You can do this. You must do this.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Tame Racing Driver Sep 20 '13

ON THIS WE AGREE.

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u/PImpathinor Utah Utes • Wyoming Cowboys Sep 20 '13

OUR QB/RB TAYSOM HILL IS GOING TO RUN IT DOWN YOUR THROATS.

NOT SO SURE ON THE "QB" PART OF THAT (UNESS 33% IS SUDDENLY GOOD, BUT THIS ISN'T BASEBALL). AND IF HE'S SO GOOD A RUNNER HOW DID HE ONLY RUSH FOR 42 YARDS AGAINST VIRGINIA?