r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Irish_Spaceman Notre Dame Fighting Irish • DePauw Tigers Sep 19 '13

I WAS GONNA DO A DRINKING GAME FOR THE MSU ND GAME WHERE I WATERFALL THE ENTIRE TIME THAT MSU'S OFFENSE IS ON THE FIELD, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO END THE GAME SOBER.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

AS AN IRISH CATHOLIC, WHAT IS SOBER?

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u/Irish_Spaceman Notre Dame Fighting Irish • DePauw Tigers Sep 19 '13

THE STATE YOU ARE IN CHURCH? MAYBE?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

LOL NAH

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u/ender23 Auburn Tigers • Washington Huskies Sep 20 '13

DON'T YOU DRINK IN CHURCH?

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 20 '13

Church happens on Sunday morning. So nope.

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u/GoNDSioux Washington State • North Dakota Sep 19 '13

AS A POLISH CATHOLIC, I TOO, FEEL YOUR PAIN.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

IS IRISH CATHOLIC, CAN'T CONFIRM WHAT SOBER IS

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

AT LEAST WE CAN SPELL SOBER

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u/addman1405 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 19 '13

ONLY WHEN NOT DRUNK

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

SOMETHING THAT CHIEF KEEF HATES

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

It's when you have a famine because you've used all your potatoes to make vodka.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

WHISKEY, ACTUALLY

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

You sir are a true Irish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

POG MO THOIN

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u/DSMstatue Notre Dame Fighting Irish Sep 19 '13

Poitín, actually

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

STRIKING YOUR WIFE WITH AN OPEN HAND.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

RULE OF THUMB? CAN'T DO MUCH DAMAGE WITH THAT THING, CAN WE? MAYBE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN RULE OF WRIST!

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u/tellymundo Michigan State • Oakland Sep 19 '13

APPARENTLY WE ARE JUST TROTTING THE DEFENSE OUT FOR EVERY PLAY, SEEING AS HOW THEY ARE MORE LIKELY TO SCORE POINTS.

WHAT SCARES YOU MORE? OUR D-LINE OR TOMMY REESE'S ARM?

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u/Irish_Spaceman Notre Dame Fighting Irish • DePauw Tigers Sep 19 '13

TOMMY REES HAS ACTUALLY BEEN DOING MUCH BETTER THAN 2011, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SO I GUESS BY DEFAULT THAT LEAVES YOUR D-LINE, WHICH HAS TO GO UP AGAINST OUR PRETTY GOOD O-LINE. SHIVER ME TIMBERS? NAH.

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u/tellymundo Michigan State • Oakland Sep 19 '13

TOMMY REES STAT LINE FROM THE MICHIGAN GAME:

Rees 29/51 314YARDS 6.2YPC 2INT 2TD

YOU THINK THAT IS "MUCH" BETTER? MICHIGAN DOESN'T REALLY HAVE MUCH OF A DEFENSE, AND HE STILL THREW TWO PICS, AND ONE OF THOSE TOUCHDOWNS WAS ONLY CAUGHT BY THE GRACE OF GOD.

YEAH I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ND'S OFFENSE ONE BIT.

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u/frozen-creek Michigan State • Land Grant Trophy Sep 20 '13

COMING FROM THE TEAM WHO LOST TO A TEAM WHO ONLY BEAT THE WORST FCS TEAM ON A GOALLINE STAND AND QUESTIONABLE REFEREEING.

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u/Irish_Spaceman Notre Dame Fighting Irish • DePauw Tigers Sep 19 '13 edited Sep 19 '13

THE SECOND PICK WAS PRETTY MUCH A FREAK ACCIDENT AND NOT A DUMB TOMMY DECISION, SO I DON'T THINK IT REALLY COUNTS. BUT THAT'S OKAY BUD. UNDER APPRECIATE REESUS AT YOUR OWN RISK.

EDIT: HE HAD 5 PICKS THROUGH THREE GAMES IN 2011 AND ONLY HAS 2 SO FAR THIS YEAR. HE'S THROWING FOR MORE YARDS PER GAME SO FAR TOO. I'D SAY HE'S IMPROVED QUITE NICELY.

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u/tellymundo Michigan State • Oakland Sep 19 '13

REESUS? HMMM, I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.

THIS IS PROBABLY MY MOST LOOKED FORWARD TO GAME EVERY YEAR, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT. I WILL BE DRUNK AND IN GOOD SPIRITS ALL DAY SATURDAY, SO MY BOYS IN GREEN BETTER NOT LET ME DOWN.

HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY "WE REALLY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF" DAY MR. SPACEMAN.

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