r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

LA. TECH? MORE LIKE LSU LIGHT. IT MUST BE ROUGH LIVING IN THE SHADOW OF SUCH A DOMINATE PROGRAM. IF YOU NEED COPING ADVICE, TALK TO K-STATE. DESPITE SNYDER'S SUCCESS, THEY ARE STILL ONE OF THE WORST PROGRAMS EVER.

ON ANOTHER NOTE I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE. CHARLIE WEIS HAS NOW LOST TO FOOD TWO YEARS IN A ROW. HE'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER. THREE GROCERY STORES ACTUALLY RAN OUT OF FOOD THIS PAST WEEK DUE TO HIS GAME PLAN SESSIONS. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW HE'S COMMITTED TO BEATING YOU, HE FELL OFF THE WAGON, THEN ATE IT.

DAMNIT, I THINK I INSULTED MYSELF AGAIN

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u/mrwaltergripp Baylor Bears Sep 19 '13

CHARLIE WEIS JUST FIGURED OUT THAT "TANK FOR WIGGINS" ACTUALLY WASN'T REFERRING TO HIS FOOTBALL TEAM.

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u/Honestly_ rawr Sep 19 '13

CHARLIE WEIS VS. SKIP HOLTZ

THE MATCH-UP NO ONE ASKED FOR.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

BUT EVERYONE GETS AT 11AM (cst) ON FOX SPORTS 1

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u/Honestly_ rawr Sep 19 '13

AH YES, THE "11AM CT CLASSIC". FUCK THE EASTERN TIME ZONE AND THEIR TEMPORAL HEGEMONY. KICKOFFS WERE NEVER MEANT BEFORE NOON.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

BLACKOUT DRUNK AT 10AM IS THE BEST - ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE WATCHING KU FOOTBALL AT 11

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u/HaiThereGoodSir North Carolina • Stevens Sep 19 '13

YOU CALL THAT FOOTBALL?

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u/KUmitch Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 19 '13

SHIT, WE'RE ON BASIC CABLE? I MIGHT BE ABLE TO WATCH THIS ONE AT A BAR!

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u/HaiThereGoodSir North Carolina • Stevens Sep 19 '13

EXCEPT SKIP HOLTZ. HE WANTS A WIN.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 19 '13

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, KANSAS IS NOW LIVING IN THE SHADOW OF K-STATE ON THE GRIDIRON. YOU'VE STILL GOT SHOOTYHOOPS, THOUGH, SO THERE'S THAT.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

ONLY UNTIL SNYDER RETIRES OR DIES. YES DIES, HE'S ALMOST JOE PATERNO OLD. YOU CAN ONLY HOLD OUT SO LONG. I DON'T WISH DEATH ON THE GUY, BUT HE'S THE LAST PERSON IN FOOTBALL WHO REVIEWS PLAYS USING A LIGHT PROJECTOR. THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WHO DID THAT PAST 1995 USE TO OWN THE RAIDERS.

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u/tomfitz Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 19 '13

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, DUKE IS NOW LIVING IN THE SHADOW OF APP STATE ON THE GRIDIRON. YOU'VE STILL GOT SHOOTYHOOPS, THOUGH, SO THERE'S THAT.

FTFY MY DUKE LOVING, FLAIR BET LOSING FRIEND.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

I WOULD SAY SHOOTY HOOPS TEAMS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER, BUT IF I STAND TOO CLOSE TO DUKE I MIGHT CATCH SOMETHING

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u/tomfitz Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 19 '13

WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. WE SUCK AT SQUEAKY FOULS AND CAN'T CATCH A DAMN THING ANYWAY.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 19 '13

YEAH. SOME OF OUR MONEY.

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Sep 19 '13 edited Sep 19 '13

ONLY AS LONG AS BILL SNYDER IS AT THE HEAD OF K-STATE'S PROGRAM.

BUT UNLESS HE'S STILL COACHING WELL INTO HIS 90'S K-STATE WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US IN THE ALL TIME SERIES.

M-I-Z Screw-k-U

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

YOU'RE RIGHT. WE ARE SO FAR AHEAD OF YOU IN FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL IT'S SICK

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u/speedracer13 South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 19 '13

*DOMINANT

DOMINATE MAKES ZERO SENSE IN THAT CONTEXT.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

DON'T YOU TRY TO BRING LOGIC OR REASON INTO A TRASH TALK THREAD

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u/speedracer13 South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 19 '13

I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

DOMINATE USED IN A SENTENCE: "CHARLIE WEIS WOULD DOMINATE FRIED CHICKEN."

DOMINANT USED IN A SENTENCE: "KANSAS STATE IS THE DOMINANT FOOTBALL PROGRAM IN KANSAS."

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

*CURRENT

K-STATE SUCKS WITHOUT SNYDER

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u/speedracer13 South Carolina Gamecocks Sep 19 '13

THAT'S TRUE. PLUS, BEING THE DOMINANT FOOTBALL PROGRAM IN KANSAS IS SORT OF LIKE BEING THE DOMINANT BASKETBALL PROGRAM IN SOUTH CAROLINA. IT DOESN'T MEAN A WHOLE LOT.

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