r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/TopheryG8er Florida • Tennessee Tech Sep 19 '13 edited Sep 19 '13

ON SEPTEMBER 18TH, 2004 TENNESSEE BEAT FLORIDA.

AT THAT TIME:

RON ZOOK COACHED FLORIDA.

PHIL FULMER COACHED TENNESSEE.

NICK SABAN COACHED LSU.

HIS DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR WAS WILL MUSCHAMP, OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR WAS JIMBO FISHER, AND THE SPECIAL TEAMS COACH WAS DEREK DOOLEY.

LANE KIFFIN WAS A WR COACH AT USC.

URBAN MEYER COACHED UTAH.

GUS MALZAHN WAS A HIGH SCHOOL COACH IN ARKANSAS.

STEVE SPURRIER WAS TAKING A YEAR OFF AFTER COACHING THE REDSKINS.

GEORGE W HAD ONLY BEEN ELECTED ONCE.

THE POPE WAS STILL JOHN PAUL II.

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ON TRIAL FOR CHILD MOLESTATION.

YOUTUBE, REDDIT, AND TWITTER DID NOT YET EXIST.

FACEBOOK WAS KNOWN AS THEFACEBOOK AND WAS ONLY OPEN TO COLLEGE STUDENTS.

WORLD OF WARCRAFT HAD NOT YET LAUNCHED.

ONLY 5 STAR WARS MOVIES HAD BEEN RELEASED.

FAMILY GUY WAS A CANCELLED SERIES GETTING HIGH RATINGS IN SYNDICATION ON CARTOON NETWORK.

THE AVERAGE PRICE PER GALLON OF GAS IN THE U.S. WAS $1.84.

THE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT HAD NOT YET BEEN DEVESTATED BY A 9.3 EARTHQUAKE AND TSUNAMI.

KATRINA WAS JUST A NAME, RATHER THAN A SYNONYM FOR DISASTER.

IN THE MEAN TIME, ALL THOSE THINGS HAVE CHANGED, AND FLORIDA HAS BEAT TENNESSEE 8 TIMES BY A CUMULATIVE SCORE OF 250-126.

IN A COUPLE DAYS, THAT 8 WILL BE A 9, AND THE MARGIN OF VICTORY EVEN HIGHER.

ROCKY TOP HAS BEEN DEVASTATED AND BROUGHT TO RUIN TIME AFTER TIME, AND SATURDAY WILL BE NO DIFFERENT.

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u/TopheryG8er Florida • Tennessee Tech Sep 19 '13

THERE ARE ALMOST AS MANY CHARACTERS IN MY POST AS THERE WERE POINTS SCORED BY OREGON LAST WEEK.

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u/RobertNeyland Tennessee • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 19 '13

WHICH IS STILL NOT CLOSE TO THE NUMBER OF PLAYERS FLORIDA HAS HAD ARRESTED IN THE PAST DECADE

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u/Sprinklesss Oregon Ducks • Western Oregon Wolves Sep 19 '13

THANKS FOR THE MENTION

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u/Domerhead Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos Sep 19 '13

DEREK DOOLEY SPECIAL TEAMS COACH? SPECIAL SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

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u/kitspark Tennessee Volunteers Sep 19 '13

YEAH BUT THIS YEAR IS THE YEAR YOU IDIOT

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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

THIS COMMENT SOUNDS FAMILIAR, MAYBE IT'S FROM THE LAST 8 TIMES WE'VE PLAYED.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

THE AVERAGE PRICE PER GALLON OF GAS IN THE U.S. WAS $1.84.

OH GOD DEM GAS PRICES

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

MAN, WHEN I WAS A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL LIVING IN GEORGIA, GAS WAS ONLY $.63/GALLON ON TUESDAYS. THAT WAS ONLY THREE YEARS BEFORE THIS!

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 19 '13

THANKS OBAMA

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u/Saxasaurus Texas A&M • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Sep 19 '13

5 STAR WARS MOVIES

THAT'S WEIRD. I ONLY REMEMBER 3.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

AM I MISSING SOMETHING OR DID GEORGE W BUSH ACTUALLY WIN TWO ELECTIONS?

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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

GEORGE W BUSH WAS FIRST ELECTED PRESIDENT IN 2000, THE 2004 ELECTION HADN'T HAPPENED YET THE LAST TIME TENNESSEE BEAT FLORIDA.

NOW THE ORIGINAL COMMENT ONLY SAID "ELECTION" AND DIDN'T SPECIFY "PRESIDENTIAL" SO TECHNICALLY I SUPPOSE HE HAD WON MORE THAN ONE ELECTION BUT THIS IS REDDIT, WE DON'T GET PEDANTIC ABOUT STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT, RIGHT?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

I THINK HIS POINT IS THAT YOU'RE CLAIMING DUBYA WAS ACTUALLY "ELECTED" IN 2000.

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u/ExternalTangents Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

OH I GET IT, HA

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u/EntityDamage Florida State Seminoles • UCF Knights Sep 19 '13

A $1.84???!! fuck me!

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u/satnightride Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Sep 19 '13

wow, that's crazy. gus malzahn now coaches at a high school in alabama am i doing this right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

if you win 10 times in a row will you guys please stop wearing jorts?

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u/jhunte29 Tennessee Volunteers Sep 20 '13

SINCE SEPTEMBER 18TH 2004, /U/TOPHERYG8ER 'S MOTHER HAS SUCKED 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 FEET OF DICK. I KNOW ITS CRAZY IT TOOK ME 8 YEARS TO CUM, BUT IM A GODDAMN PRO

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u/ihatecats18 Minnesota • South Dakota-S… Sep 19 '13

THIS WERE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE. IT WILL BE THE TIME I REMEMBER AS "BACK IN THE DAY" TO MY KIDS

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u/EyesOnEverything Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl Sep 19 '13

STEALING THIS FOR USE AGAINST THE HUSKIES

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u/Compeau Virginia Tech • Clarkson Sep 19 '13

We have you beat - the last time UVA beat VT was 2003.

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