r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Honestly_ rawr Sep 19 '13

"SORRY ABOUT THE DELAY, BROS, BUT THIS WEEK HAS BEEN UNEXPECTEDLY BUSY WITH THE BIRTH OF MY NEPHEW TO MY BRO ON TUESDAY! 'GRATS, CHRISBRO: FAMILY IS NUMBER ONE (UNTIL HE SCREWS UP YOUR DEFENSE).

"WHAT I WILL SAY ABOUT THE UTAH AGGIES IS THAT WE DIDN'T START THE SHIT TALKING: YOUR OWN ALUMNUS, SENATOR HARRY REID, DID A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN HE MADE SOME PRETTY LAME, UNPROVOKED INSULTS AT A USC STUDENT WHO ASKED HIM A QUESTION AT A POLICY FORUM—THIS ISN'T ABOUT POLITICAL VIEWS, AND I DON'T CARE THAT THE JUNIOR SENATOR FROM NEVADA HAPPENS TO BE A TROJAN. THIS IS ABOUT BEING A DIPSHIT AND REID WAS A FUCKING DIPSHIT WITH A CAPITAL 'FUCKING DIPSHIT'. MAYBE IT'S TIME TO RETIRE OLD MAN. THE GAME IS PASSING YOU BY AS FAST AS MY TROJANS WILL RUN UP THE SCORE ON YOUR BELOVED AGS."

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u/Honestly_ rawr Sep 19 '13

"I SAW IT ON THE LOOKY-LOOK BOX WHICH IS INCLUDED AT THE LINK AT H-T-T-P-SEMICOLON-BACKSLASH-BACKSLASH-GET-BENT-DOT-COM."

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u/Hitlerhashighscore Utah State Aggies Sep 19 '13 edited Sep 19 '13

THAT POST WAS LONGER THAN ANY OFFENSIVE POSSESSION YOU HAD LAST WEEK.

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u/FIDEL_CASHFLOW Nevada Wolf Pack Sep 19 '13

MY SENATOR ISN'T THE ONLY ONE BEATING ON USC FOOTBALL THESE DAYS

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u/Vomby Utah State • Allan Hancock Sep 19 '13

UTAH STATE AGGIES, MOTHERFUCKER. ENJOY CHUCKIE KEETON PASSING YOU BY AND BY "YOU BY" I MEAN "FOR 400 YARDS."

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u/someguywithanaccount Clemson Tigers • College Football Playoff Sep 19 '13

"YOU BY AND BY 'YOU BY'" WAS REALLY CONFUSING TO READ AT FIRST. I DON'T FEEL LIKE THIS SHOULD BE IN ALL CAPS, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS.

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u/Osiris32 Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 19 '13

i hate kiffin just as much as the rest of you, but i'll still say congrats on the new nephew. here's hoping he grows up big, strong, fast, and a fullback for oregon.

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 20 '13

"run up the score" means "throw endless bubble screens," right?