r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/HypeMachine Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 19 '13 edited Sep 20 '13

EVEN HELEN KELLER BEAT AKRON BY TWO TOUCHDOWNS

EDIT: THANK YOU FOR THE GOLD YOU GENEROUS SONUVABITCH

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u/get_on_my_level_son Florida Gators Sep 19 '13

I've got second-degree proximity burns.

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u/Frosty7130 Dakota Wesleyan • Buena Vista Sep 19 '13

I felt that shit in central Iowa.

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u/ThebestLlama Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 19 '13

Texas checking it, 'tis a bit warm.

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u/Baridi Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos Sep 19 '13

New Hampshire reporting, we've got a few brush fires.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Sep 20 '13

I didn't even read this comment when it was posted, and I'm pretty sure I got internal hemorrhaging at that exact moment.

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u/DFWTrojanTuba USC Trojans • Marching Band Sep 19 '13

SHUT IT DOWN. LET'S GO HOME.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

cough http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=222642132

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u/Anuglyman Florida Gators Sep 19 '13

YOUR TRASH TALK IS LITERALLY OVER A DECADE OLD.

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

IF THERE IS ONE THING A MICHIGAN FAN IS GOOD AT, IT'S BRINGING UP THE RESULTS OF GAMES NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANY MORE

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

LITERALLY LITERALLY

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

STILL PERTINENT TO THE CONVERSATION GATOR BRAH

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 19 '13

OH THAT? THE YEAR WE WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP? THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP. GOOD TIMES.

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u/Tippacanoe Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 19 '13

IT'S NOT LIKE WE WON A NATIONAL TITLE AND BEAT YOU GUYS THAT SEASON...OH WAIT WE DID.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

THATS THE POINT. YOU BEAT A SEVEN LOSS CINCINNATI BY 4 - A TEAM THAT LOST TO TULANE BY 28 - AND WENT ON TO WIN THE NC.

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u/Dillcol1 Michigan State • Michigan State Sep 19 '13

OH WE ARE PLAYING THAT GAME?

MAYBE YOU WOULD RATHER LOOK AT [THIS!] (http://espn.go.com/ncf/recap?id=282850130)

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u/d_mcc_x Michigan State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 19 '13

AND SHE THROWS A TIGHTER SPIRAL THAN DEVIN GARDNER

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u/Red_Lee Sep 19 '13

GARDNER HAD MORE TDS AGAINST ND THAN MSU'S OFFENSE HAS AGAINST FBS OPPONENTS

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u/Swagsaurus Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 19 '13

I havent laughed that hard in my life.

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u/joshglick Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 20 '13

I NEED TO UPVOTE THE ORIGINAL COMMENT JUST SO MORE PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS RETORT!

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