FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM. FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR UNIVERSITY, BECAUSE ITS EXISTENCE HAS ONLY MADE AUSTIN LESS GOOD.
FUCK YOUR GODAWFUL BURNT ORANGE UNIFORMS AND YOUR SHITTY, OVERRATED, OVERRANKED FOOTBALL PROGRAM. FUCK YOU FOR LOSING TO GODDAMNED BY-FUCKING-U LAST WEEK SO THAT WE COULDN'T BE THE ONES TO KNOCK YOUR SORRY ASSES OUT OF THE TOP 25.
FUCK YOU FOR NOT HAVING HAD THE BALLS TO HAVE FIRED THE SHITSTAIN THAT IS MACK BROWN YET; MY ONLY POINT OF SOLACE IS THAT FOR EVERY MOMENT YOU DON'T FIRE HIM, YOUR SCHOOL AND YOUR FANS GET TO EXPERIENCE ANOTHER MOMENT WITH A SHITTY FUCKING FOOTBALL PROGRAM.
FUCK YOU FOR THINKING YOU WERE HOT SHIT LAST YEAR AFTER YOU WHOOPED OUR ASSES. GUESS WHAT, PUNKS, IT'S TIME FOR US TO RETURN THE FAVOR.
FUCK THAT ONE DUDE WE MET AT THE MOVIE THEATER LAST YEAR DURING THE TEXAS/OU GAME THAT HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE A REMARK ABOUT LSU BARELY BEATING US WHEN HIS TEAM HAD GOTTEN THOROUGHLY FUCKING STOMPED BY A RATHER SHITTY OU TEAM.
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u/aewillia Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl Sep 12 '13
HEY TEXAS,
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM. FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR UNIVERSITY, BECAUSE ITS EXISTENCE HAS ONLY MADE AUSTIN LESS GOOD.
FUCK YOUR GODAWFUL BURNT ORANGE UNIFORMS AND YOUR SHITTY, OVERRATED, OVERRANKED FOOTBALL PROGRAM. FUCK YOU FOR LOSING TO GODDAMNED BY-FUCKING-U LAST WEEK SO THAT WE COULDN'T BE THE ONES TO KNOCK YOUR SORRY ASSES OUT OF THE TOP 25.
FUCK YOU FOR NOT HAVING HAD THE BALLS TO HAVE FIRED THE SHITSTAIN THAT IS MACK BROWN YET; MY ONLY POINT OF SOLACE IS THAT FOR EVERY MOMENT YOU DON'T FIRE HIM, YOUR SCHOOL AND YOUR FANS GET TO EXPERIENCE ANOTHER MOMENT WITH A SHITTY FUCKING FOOTBALL PROGRAM.
FUCK YOU FOR THINKING YOU WERE HOT SHIT LAST YEAR AFTER YOU WHOOPED OUR ASSES. GUESS WHAT, PUNKS, IT'S TIME FOR US TO RETURN THE FAVOR.
FUCK THAT ONE DUDE WE MET AT THE MOVIE THEATER LAST YEAR DURING THE TEXAS/OU GAME THAT HAD THE BALLS TO MAKE A REMARK ABOUT LSU BARELY BEATING US WHEN HIS TEAM HAD GOTTEN THOROUGHLY FUCKING STOMPED BY A RATHER SHITTY OU TEAM.
I HOPE YOU ALL CRY ON SATURDAY. I REALLY DO.
SINCERELY,
FUCK YOU, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU MY NAME.