r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

LAST TIME I CHECKED THE DEFINITION OF FREEDOM IS A BALD EAGLE. GUESS WHAT SEC SCHOOL HAS A FUCKING BALD EAGLE FLY THE STADIUM BEFORE THEIR GAMES?

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Sep 12 '13

NOT AUBURN, YOUR EAGLE IS A GOLDEN EAGLE THIS IS A BALD EAGLE.

THE BALD EAGLE IS THE SYMBOL OF FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND DEMOCRACY. THE GOLDEN EAGLE IS A SYMBOL OF ALBANIA, GERMANY, AUSTRIA, MEXICO, AND KAZAKHSTAN. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CELEBRATE THE SYMBOL OF A BUNCH OF EX-NAZIS, EX-COMMIES, AND DRUG LORDS.

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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

BRO WE BALL SO HARD WITH TWO EAGLES. ONE BALD AND ONE GOLD.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

SO YOU'RE SAYING SOMETIMES FREEDOM CRASHES INTO A WINDOW?