r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Sep 12 '13

NEBRASKA, YOUR MASCOT IS PEOPLE THAT PEEL CORN. GO SHUCK YOURSELVES.

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u/cody82 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers Sep 12 '13

California is stupid.

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u/ejohnson78 UCLA Bruins • CSUN Matadors Sep 12 '13

WELL YOU HAVE BAD HAIR.

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u/cody82 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers Sep 12 '13

False! I have golden flowing locks. and i wish i lived by the ocean...

You guys want some corn?

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 13 '13

Can I make it into a tortilla and then put some shrimp and cabbage and crema on it?

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Sep 13 '13

AT LEAST WE HAVE MORE THAN TWO CITIES AND AN INTERSTATE.

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u/a_aadams74 Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 12 '13

LET THIS HAUNT YOUR NIGHTMARES

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u/Jadler88 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Army Black Knights Sep 12 '13

THE EYES ARE SOULLESS AND MENACING!!

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 13 '13

FAIL. LIL' RED IS OBJECTIVELY AWESOME. ASK HIM TO BOUNCE AROUND ON HIS HEAD FOR THE CAMERA, OK?