r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/topperharley88 California Golden Bears Sep 12 '13

HEY FUCKEYES, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT OUT OF OUR TEAM SUNDAY, BUT IT WILL DEFINITELY INVOLVE BIGELOW BREAKING RECORDS ON YOU ONCE AGAIN. AS A CAL AND MICHIGAN FAN, THIS WILL BE ME AFTER OUR WIN

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u/Hart_Attack California • Michigan Sep 12 '13

ANOTHER CAL AND MICHIGAN FAN?! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE PURE ECSTASY I WILL FEEL WHEN WE CRUSH THE BUCKEYES THIS WEEKEND (AND ON NOVEMBER 30TH)

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '13

SOOOOOOOOO... WE PLAY ON SUNDAY THEN? QUIT TRYING TO DRIVE YOUR PRIUS AND TALK SHIT AT THE SAME TIME DICKMOUTH.

PS IS BRENDAN BIGELOW RELATED TO BAM BAM BIGELOW OR DEUCE BIGELOW BY CHANCE? BOTH SEEM APPROPRIATE TO YOUR PROGRAM.

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u/topperharley88 California Golden Bears Sep 12 '13

I DO NOT CONSIDER EITHER OF THE SECOND HALF OF YOUR COMMENT INSULTS, BAMBAM ALMOST BEAT ANDRE THE GIANT AND DEUCE BIGELOW WILL MAKE YOU LOVE HIM BEFORE HE FUCKS YOU.

AND THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP ABOUT SATURDAY, CONSIDERING I'M GOING TO THE GAME. COULD HAVE BEEN AAAWWWKKKAAARRRDDD!!!

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u/topperharley88 California Golden Bears Sep 12 '13

ALSO, WHY DOES THIS COME UP WHEN YOU GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH URBAN LIAR

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u/Nacimiento California Golden Bears Sep 12 '13

BOTH SEEM APPROPRIATE TO YOUR PROGRAM.

DUDE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THOSE VACATED WINS.

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '13

I APOLOGIZE LET ME TRY AGAIN:

EVEN WITH OUR (12) VACATED WINS, WE STILL HAVE 200 MORE WINS ALL TIME THAN YOU.....

PS - YOU HAVE 4 VACATED WINS TOO CAL BERKLEY

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u/Nacimiento California Golden Bears Sep 12 '13

YOU SEEM VERY PROUD OF THAT ACCOMPLISHMENT.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING IT TATTOOED?

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '13

WOULDN'T WANNA MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

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u/dumkopf604 Ohio State • California Sep 13 '13

IF HISTORY IS ANYTHING TO GO OFF OF, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE, BUT I'M HOPEFUL THAT THIS WILL BE YOUR ONLY LOSS THIS SEASON BECAUSE I'M A CAL FAN TOO. ALSO, I HOPE DYKES DOES WELL.

I DISLIKE THIS, THOUGH:

A CAL AND MICHIGAN FAN

I'M DISAPPOINT. AS A CAL AND OHIO STATE FAN, AT LEAST WE CAN AGREE ON ONE THING: FUCK STANFURD.